If you had an autobiography (or biography for you lazy people, written) what would you call it?

Me personally, id call mine:

"A Brief history of Time & Me" or "Countdown" or "Please dont read the lyrics while you listen to my song" (in honour of pulp)

'Descent into insanity'

or

'Death by accordions'

RPG already knows this but here goes. It owuld be a Biography as i am really lazy and although i keep a journal, i doubt it would be interesting enough for anyone else to read. That's why I'd name it

'Too Bleak for Words'

Wilf

Just one word. SEX , it would sell millions before it was rumbled...lol

"What was I thinking" by Ian Mitchell

"Its my story and Ill swear if I want to"

In the future I'd like it to be called :

The World...and how I came to run it.

;-)

Dig my Parrot's Head up Please!

'The light at the end of the tunnel, WAS an oncoming train'

"mine is a double"

"on the rocks"

"I said pour not poor"

"The fibonacci sequence"

Orson's Standard Book of British Birds - The Expegated Version

The one without the Robin ;)

'must do better next time'