Please someone suggest something I can do while I'm say here at work bored out of skull...........

The raw materials I have available are the general things you'd find around an office.

I've already had to reload the photocopier twice after setting it to do 9999 copies of my butt.

I am so BORED

Have you tried working ?......I know it might be a long shot but it passes the time...lol

You need copies of the Dilbert books....

You could run a business from your cubicle / office / corner of the office.
You could plan for 'world domination by stealing office supplies'
Sort out your files - all the appearance of work with none of the benefits to the company

The world is your oyster!

Joe

Chewing on paper clips is fun, not swalling - don't blame me if you end up in the Northern General!

Or playing games on the office computer - if you have access to one.

Alex

If your internet access isnt monitored, then go to www.loquax.co.uk and enter loads of online competitions. You may make money/win prizes etc whilst playing games :P