Have you been bad and want to apologise for something?
but don't want to directly?
maybe it was you that swore at the lollipop lady when she made you stop on the way to work?
perhaps you were ratty with some poor shop assistant?
then it's time to repent,
get it off your chest,
feel good again,
you know your not that nasty really.

I really must apologise to the hedgehog that I ran over in May 1996 close to the Yorkshire Bridge pub near Bamford. I saw something scurry across the road in front of the car, then under it went. When I looked in the rear-view mirror I saw a meaty mess on the road that was indeed an ex hedgehog: a deadgehog.

Sorry little fella.

This wasn't intended as a feel sorry for road kill page but I must come out with Sam and apologise for the stoat I squished in Ireland. Now the parties subsiding I'm coming over all remorseful.
Ah well that's canned draught Guinness, Champers and Scotch for you, brings out the sensitive side in a bloke!

Poor, poor stoaty. I wonder if he's met the deadgehog in roadkill heaven?

You two really are bored arent you.....lol. and me

Oh and while we are on about it let me apologise to the pigeon who had the misfortune to meet up with my windscreen, there arent half a lot of feathers on a busted pigeon.

Can I too apologise for the confused pheasant I hit that didn't know where it was going until I decided it's fate by driving over it.

It ran out into the road dodged a car coming the other way and stood in front of mine. I was going too fast to stop in time and all I could see was a puff of feathers go up in my rear view mirror.

I'm sorry pleasant pheasant.

In the spirit of developing good inter-species relations, I'd like to put on file an apology on behalf of our cat, Jarvis, for all the birds and rodents he's despatched over the years.

Living with the feline equivalent of Hannibal Lecter is not easy. For a long while he stopped, but now he's at it again!

Joe

I've killed a few wasps and bluebottles in my time, but I'm not apologising to them because I hate the bloody things.

i want apologise to the girl i was going out with who i ignored until she got the message, i'm so ashamed of my past cowardlyness.

Wilf

I would like to apologise to my ex boyfriend who was a beautiful person and remained gentle, considerate and kind despite my tantrums and general nastiness. No matter what I had going on in my life I shouldn't have treat him like that and I certainly didn't deserve him.

:(

Have just e-mailed lengthy, grovelling apology to ex.
Feel much better now - thanks Bulldog!

I want to aplolgise to the little girl that my brother and I used to play with when were were young. We used to put grit in her hair and make her eat orange peel!! She was younger than us (we were only about 6 or 7 at the time) and she did anythimng we told her to!

Hangs head in shame :shakes:

id like to apologise for not having anything interesting to apologise for,,,sory :(

Take a peek at some of THESE APOLOGIES (www.the-apologist.co.uk/apologies/index.php)

I would like to say sorry to the harley. I stole a selection of their wine glasses and ashtrays on saturday night (and then smashed most of them on my doorstep accidently). Sorry, but were low on glassware in our house!

I'd like to apologise to snowytoes the hamster that i fed to my cat (sacha) when i was three. I thought they'd be friends. :(

Can I say sorry to the bloke who was behind me in the fish and chip shop tonight. He wanted a pie but I'd had the last one. :blush:

I'd actually like to apologise to the young lad in Sainsbury's tonight who ran off crying to his parents as I took the last heavily reduced "Stig Doll" off the shelf.:sad:
I feel real guilty now!
But on the other hand If I pull the cord on his back I will get some classic Stig" some say" lines.
and it was only three quid!:)
and It is going to be a present :nod:

I'm sorry I didn't get to the chippy a little quicker!

I'm sorry I lied to my wife about Tribology.

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I'm sorry i stole your wife.

* Not Mickey Finn's wife :D

I'm sorry it wasn't mine that you stole

Should I say I am sorry for not being sorry about anything at all?

Or should I be honest and list the hundreds of things I have to be sorry for?


Or shall I just sit here and smile and know that I feel sorry but keep all the baggage to myself.

Guess which I chose.

I have said sorry to those who deserve it my apologeys. I will always say im wrong if I am wrong.

But found last yr no ammount of saying sorry helps a situation and is often thrown in your face.

I apologised in a email to one person last yr for all my faults. And there reply had no sorry in for anything they did. And continued to blame me for everything.

So decided these kind of people will never have my friendship again or my sorry's.At least I can say I am big enough to admitt my faults though.
And one last thing I am sorry ,sorry for letting a lot of people from last year hurt me and get to me so much I lowered myself to an all time low level.

Never again Will I let that happen. x

I'm sorry i stole your wife.

* Not Mickey Finn's wife :D

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