Who would you like to see abducted by Aliens?
would this be of benefit to them?
Should it be permanant abduction?
would it benefit us?

George W Bush

Bonus To Them - Model organism for humans with the complexity of a human brain.

Bonus To Us - The net IQ of the human race goes up.

Tony Blair

Bonus To Them - A near perfect source of frictionless lubricant from the oily trail of slime he leaves behind.

Bonus To Us - Increased level of safety and security in the world.

How about the entire combined casts of Eastenders, Family Affairs and Hollyoaks?!

Benefit to Aliens:

Allows them to experience the pants-ness of all 3 soaps, so if they know they come from Earth, the Aliens would never invade us cos they'd want to stay as far away from the soaps as possible...

Just think of what aliens are reputed to do to the abductees....;-)

All those probings and stuff.....

But apart from that we need to be very careful! If the aliens are abducting people to gauge the value of the race in any way then we'd be in deep doo-doo if they based the value of humanity on old 'Junior' Bush and 'Tory Plan B'.

I'd like to see what they'd make of the Mekon himself - William Hague. Or, perhaps Marco from Big Brother. Or confuse the hell out of their medical branch with BB's Nadia!

Joe

I'd like to see a certain someone abducted by I dont think the aliens would want him. Cant name him for legal reasons and waqnting to keep my job :(

Suprised no-ones said t020 yet.............................lol :P

Originally posted by mr craig
Suprised no-ones said t020 yet.............................lol :P

I bet it had crossed a lot of minds though..lol

I'd love to be abducted by aliens.

What an incredible experience that would be. Just think of the books, chat shows, articles. You could make a fortune and you'd score with any trekkie / Dr Who nerd anywhere in the world.

I think I'd do the human race proud up in the flying saucer

Slightly OT but does anyone remember a Frank Skinner show on C4 about ten years ago called Blue Heaven. In one epesode Frank's character claimed that all bus drivers were Martians. (Well it made me laugh anyway). A bit unfair on bus drivers though, I mean they can't all be Martians.

'Course the aliens could be females who all look like Raquel Welch and Sophia Loren did in their prime, desperately hunting Earthling males so that their species doesn't become extinct.
Blair and Bush aren't going to be the ones abducted if I can help it!

My boss should be abducted.

Benefit to them: Think of all the information they could get from a full cavity search!

Nah not a permanent abduction. When she gets returned back to earth she would rave about aliens and therefore would spend the rest of her days in the nuthouse as no one would believe her.

Benefit to the world: One less evil cow, plus the company would be more efficient too!


I think I should be abducted too.

Benefit to them: They get to experience my wonderful personality!

Nah I only wanna be abducted for about a week. Would miss my family doncha know.

Benefit to the world: The world could read my best selling book "I Was Abducted By Aliens". It would be great for me. A full week off work! Yippee!! :D ;)

The entire production team and participants (past, present and future) of Big Girls Blouses,........ er, I mean Big Brother.

They'd definitely consider us to be a boring, brain dead species, beyond saving, and keep well clear.

Big Brother? Now where have I heard that before???

David Blunkett should be abducted.

Benefit to them:

They'd get to listen to his stupid ideas that don't work.

Benefit to us:

We wouldn't have to do the above.

Yes Rich, but wouldn't they mistake his dog for being the dominant and therefore more intelligent species.:thumbsup:

Originally posted by markham
Yes Rich, but wouldn't they mistake his dog for being the dominant and therefore more intelligent species.:thumbsup:

LMAO! :lol: