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farmman500
08-08-2006, 07:47 PM
:D Give your top 3 tips for new dads here...

1. Leave the country

2. Change your name

3. Consider plastic surgery

:D :D :D :D

From the husband and devoted daddy of cosywolf and cosycub:thumbsup:

avid_merrion
08-08-2006, 08:03 PM
1: Get a job

2: Get another job

3: Get the snip :)

roslynrosie
08-08-2006, 10:02 PM
what makes a good dad?


1 Do not act your age be as childish as you can and they will love you for it.
2 Be there!!!!
3 If all else fails pretend you are interested.

Tallyman
30-08-2006, 05:47 PM
Things to realise:

1. You are now the least important member of the household.

2. Enjoy every moment; it all goes by in a flash.

3. Now you can play with Lego, train sets and Scalextric without people looking oddly at you.

Danielblythe
03-09-2006, 05:25 PM
1. Enjoy it

2. Get tips from other dads

3. Buy my book "Dadlands"!
www.danielblythe.moonfruit.com

saxon51
04-09-2006, 08:14 PM
If it's a boy:

1: Select the trainset carefully. The Mallard is cool!
2: Learn how to chase a football without looking stupid.
3: You will need to demonstrate with at least ten Airfix kits before you let the little fella do one.

If it's a girl:

1: Try to look interested.
2: Start saving up.
3: Be prepared to be outnumbered, and constantly wrong.

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