Top 3 tips for new dads

Give your top 3 tips for new dads here...

1. Leave the country

2. Change your name

3. Consider plastic surgery

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From the husband and devoted daddy of cosywolf and cosycub:thumbsup:

1: Get a job

2: Get another job

3: Get the snip

what makes a good dad?

1 Do not act your age be as childish as you can and they will love you for it.

2 Be there!!!!

3 If all else fails pretend you are interested.

Things to realise:

1. You are now the least important member of the household.

2. Enjoy every moment; it all goes by in a flash.

3. Now you can play with Lego, train sets and Scalextric without people looking oddly at you.

1. Enjoy it

2. Get tips from other dads

3. Buy my book "Dadlands"!

http://www.danielblythe.moonfruit.com

If it's a boy:

1: Select the trainset carefully. The Mallard is cool!

2: Learn how to chase a football without looking stupid.

3: You will need to demonstrate with at least ten Airfix kits before you let the little fella do one.

If it's a girl:

1: Try to look interested.

2: Start saving up.

3: Be prepared to be outnumbered, and constantly wrong.