farmman500
08-08-2006, 07:47 PM
:D Give your top 3 tips for new dads here...
1. Leave the country
2. Change your name
3. Consider plastic surgery
:D :D :D :D
From the husband and devoted daddy of cosywolf and cosycub:thumbsup:
avid_merrion
08-08-2006, 08:03 PM
1: Get a job
2: Get another job
3: Get the snip :)
roslynrosie
08-08-2006, 10:02 PM
what makes a good dad?
1 Do not act your age be as childish as you can and they will love you for it.
2 Be there!!!!
3 If all else fails pretend you are interested.
Tallyman
30-08-2006, 05:47 PM
Things to realise:
1. You are now the least important member of the household.
2. Enjoy every moment; it all goes by in a flash.
3. Now you can play with Lego, train sets and Scalextric without people looking oddly at you.
Danielblythe
03-09-2006, 05:25 PM
1. Enjoy it
2. Get tips from other dads
3. Buy my book "Dadlands"!
www.danielblythe.moonfruit.com
saxon51
04-09-2006, 08:14 PM
If it's a boy:
1: Select the trainset carefully. The Mallard is cool!
2: Learn how to chase a football without looking stupid.
3: You will need to demonstrate with at least ten Airfix kits before you let the little fella do one.
If it's a girl:
1: Try to look interested.
2: Start saving up.
3: Be prepared to be outnumbered, and constantly wrong.