I've just come back from doing a bit of shopping in Morrisons, Hillsborough. I don't much like shopping, but Mr Godzilla wanted beers and I suppose we've got to eat something tonight. Feeling drained after a day's work, I got a trolly and was trying to decide what I needed when I became aware that my hand was stuck to the trolley handle. Some brain dead scrote had stuck chewing gum underneath! Yuk! Yuk! Suddenly on-line shopping beckons!

Dirty little ******** make you sick.:loopy:

Did you get any Special Brew?

i would have complained, arent they supposed to be checked? the trolley man must have noticed it when he collected it

Did you get any Special Brew?

Got 4 bottles of the guest ale - Doom Bar. Mr Godzilla owes me!

i would have complained, arent they supposed to be checked? the trolley man must have noticed it when he collected it

I suppose I should have done, but was in a bit of a rush. However, whilst in the beer section I spotted a large tub of wipes on the floor and helped myself to a couple to clean myself up, and managed to get most of the gum off the handle.

"Nasty experience in Morrisons"

Are there any other types?:D

i would have complained, arent they supposed to be checked? the trolley man must have noticed it when he collected it

Why? Its not their fault? If the trolley had been in the middle of a row of them,then the trolley man wouldnt have seen it. In fact the poor trolley man probably encounters this way too often. God there are some dirty b******s out there......

"The Trolley Man"

He sounds like one of spidermans arch enemies.

"The Trolley Man"

He sounds like one of spidermans arch enemies.

Yeah, The Trolley Man comes and gives ol' Spidey a big wedgie, twanging his Spidey Trolleys when he swings between the rooftops. Ouch! :hihi:

"Nasty experience in Morrisons"

Are there any other types?:D
R-lass & I have found that Morrisons is completely entertaining to the point of trolley rage.

I particularly like their wine selection/ prices so we make the occasional trip for that & peruse the 2-4-1 offers.

We are never ceased to be amaze at the window lickers that store attracts.

R-lass was ranting the last time we went cos there was a numpty with an empty trolley & a walkie talkie (mobile phone) stood oblivious to the world completely blocking the bread isle :loopy: All she wanted was some crusty bloomers.

Also... L@@K here :hihi: (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=112862)

"The Trolley Man"

He sounds like one of spidermans arch enemies.

Isn't there a song about the Trolley Man...Oooops my mistake it's the Candy Man. :hihi:

Seriously though it is discusting, I thought at first Godzilla was going to say it was super glue. still nasty though.

You could sing Elton's Rocket Man replacing the word Rocket with Trolley for an amusing thing to do. :thumbsup:

You could sing Elton's Rocket Man replacing the word Rocket with Trolley for an amusing thing to do. :thumbsup:

Or to amuse yourself even further, you could perform Michael Flatleys River Dance but replacing River with Trolley.

The list is endless for Trolley related jokes in fact.

its not fair to blame morrisons for this im sure if they knew it was there they would have had it removed! do u blame the landlord then when chewing gum is stuck under tables? i do agree it is disgusting tho:rant:

Not forgetting that lovely Christmas carol "The Trolley And The Ivy".

I used to work for Morrisons in Coalville.

I WAS a nasty experience!

Or to amuse yourself even further, you could perform Michael Flatleys River Dance but replacing River with Trolley.

The list is endless for Trolley related jokes in fact.

For some reason every time I see the sign "Trolley Park" in Tescos I feel a bit disappointed that there aren't lots of grey, holey Y-fronts hanging off a set of monkey bars or maybe some well washed boxers with ciggie burns and curry stains screaming for joy as they go down the slide.