Come on forummers i want your cinematic horror stories !

Anything with the Marx Brothers in it.

The single most horrific film though has to be Jumpin Jack Flash with Whoopee Goldberg.

Dire, as shes typing to her contact you can see her hands flapping against the keyboards like a pair of drunken spiders.

Birth - Starring Nicole Kidman.
Young Adam - Starring Ewan McGregor
Creep
Saw II
Wedding crashers
Wolf Creek
Four Brothers

I've sat through all these recently and they are utter tripe.

The very WORST film ever is the new Charlie & The Chocolate Factory. Sorry but it's cack.

Pret a porter was the vilest drivel i ever sat through...

Saw II
Wedding crashers


Harsh Choices! Especially Wedding Crashers I loved it!

The 1953 file - The Robe, the 1949 film - She Wore a Yellow Ribbon and the 1939 film - The Wizard of OZ. These worn out films get shoved on telly every so often and I can't get to rip the plug out the wall fast enough.

No question for me-
Erin Brockovich.

Simply, the most evil pile of crap I've ever tried to watch.

I dont get it- I've tried and failed 5 times because people told me to watch it.
I dont know what it is- it seems that it starts on one thing, then goes to something different and then something else....

Its a total mind cockerupper.
Utter garbage.

vampires vs zombies
zombie lake
dawn of the dead remake
the crow sacred prayer *something on the lines of that*
perl harber
lady vengence

Films I walked out on before the end as I really couldn't care how they ended and I had wasted enough of my life already:

Arthur (Dudley Moore)
The Three Amigos (Steve Martin)
The Mexican (Erin Brockovich)

Films I walked out on before the end as I really couldn't care how they ended and I had wasted enough of my life already:

Arthur (Dudley Moore)
The Three Amigos (Steve Martin)
The Mexican (Erin Brockovich)

Awww Three Amigos :love:
I watched it the other night- love that film ... sorry...

Dungeons & Dragons
House of the Dead
Catwoman
Annie
Batman & Robin
Club Dread
Krull
Churchill: The Hollywood Years
Nine Songs
Ned Kelly


I would rather sit through an Adam Sandler marathon than ever see any of these stinking piles of tripe again (and Sandler sucks serious ass!!)

Batman and Robin. Even George Clooney in rubber couldn't save that one.
Donnie Darko. Pretentious nonsense.

Harsh Choices! Especially Wedding Crashers I loved it!

Sorry, I thought they were both awful. They are both films that get made again again every year by Hollywood with slightly different characters and a different title.

If you enjoyed them then that is great. I can't really talk.... One of my favourite films is "Who's that Girl"...... :blush:

Batman and Robin. Even George Clooney in rubber couldn't save that one.
Donnie Darko. Pretentious nonsense.


Im glad someone mentioned Batman and Robin.

At its premiere Joel Schumacher (Director) is believed to have turned to George Clooney and said (paraphrasing)

"I have made the worst movie of all time"

To which George replied.

"No you havent, its not even that good."

Also, the Dino De laurentis version of King Kong in the 70s.
I actually payed to go and watch that, and even at the tender age of 16, I cringed at the script.

"Shes in the hands of a giant, turned on ape!"

Worse.... boring.... dragged out...... Ben Hur
Zulu
Casablanca
Laurence of Arabia

Zulu is one of my favourite films. The singing of the Zulu warriors alone is worth watching it.

In a good way, Hawk the Slayer is terrible. But in a very good way. If anyone hasn't seen it, get yourself to the bargain bin at a petrol station now.

Also I can't STAND Michael Caine! He's crap!

Jeepers Creeper - started off OK but then just went pants!

Bad Lieutenant - my what a pile of garbage

Citizen Kane - all style no substance

Jeepers Creeper - started off OK but then just went pants!...
I'd agree with that assessment, but it did have the redeeming feature that the ending was rather unexpectedly downbeat.

Zulu is one of my favourite films. The singing of the Zulu warriors alone is worth watching it.
:gag: NOOOOOOOOOO......... are you from planet zulu:loopy:

Hackers.
Dracula: Dead and Loving It.
Streetfighter II: The Movie (watched it last night and God is it awful).

Does anyone remember 'hammer house of horrors' the one were Vincent price goes around killing all these people.

He feeds one of his victims his own pet poodle?????

"Swamp Thing" - recentish version (is it a remake of a classic original?); so incredibly dull (not to mention exceptionally badly made) I fell asleep twice then finally switched it off.

I'm pretty sure the hammer house of horrors was actually a tv series. In fact, it was.

How about The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, Teen-Wolf, Moonwalker, Dangerous Game (Harvey Keitel and Madonna) and Cocoon?????

Teenwolf was good!

I think any Madonna film would be a worthy addition to the list, especially the one directed by her husband.

The spice girls movie? That been mentioned yet?

a classic!

...Casablanca...

HEATHEN!!!

How can you pick that when you have such turkeys as Daredevil, Very Bad Things (the only film I've ever walked out of - I got in to see it free and I was still overcharged!), Titanic and (perhaps slightly controversially but I hated it) Sin City to select from?

Does anyone remember 'hammer house of horrors' the one were Vincent price goes around killing all these people.

He feeds one of his victims his own pet poodle?????

The film is actually called "Theatre of Blood" and it's got Diana Rigg in it as well. It's cited as being one of Vincent Price's most triumphant performances, he plays a deceased (or is he?!) theatre actor who takes revenge on his critics by killing them in ways inspired by Shakespeare's plays! The scene in question is the one inspired by "Titus Andronicus", pure genius!!

Ever seen RPM?

It is utter rubbish, totally un realistic, rubbish special effects
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HEATHEN!!!

How can you pick that when you have such turkeys as Daredevil, Very Bad Things (the only film I've ever walked out of - I got in to see it free and I was still overcharged!), Titanic and (perhaps slightly controversially but I hated it) Sin City to select from?


Sin City is a fantastic film! What is wrong with it in your opinion? Casablanca is toss!

Battlefield Earth -dreadful plot, dreadful acting, dreadful effects and about 118 minutes too long.

Sin City is a fantastic film! What is wrong with it in your opinion? Casablanca is toss!

The sin city comics were about characters in a violent situations - the film, although it lookced pretty lacked any sort of characterisation had very little in the way of acting and merely served as a vehicle to glorify the violence in a nauseating, voyeuristic way. Casablanca on the other hand had story, acting and chararacterisation - all sadly missing from Sin City!

Worse.... boring.... dragged out...... Ben Hur
Zulu
Casablanca
Laurence of Arabia

Would partially agree with Casablanca at a push, but the rest....you clearly need help :loopy:

As for worst film ever....Tha would be SHAG. Bowing to their wishes I went to see this with my then Girlfriend (now wife) her Sister and her boyfriend.
After enduring 15 minutes of the most nauseating, gag inducing American ****e we walked out leaving her Sister (who thaught it was great) and her boyfriend who was about to top himself.

I've sat through some poor films in my time but the worst I've seen has to be..... Rat Race (Rowan Atkinson, John Cleese and Co)

No question for me, Spanglish (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0371246/).

Tea Leone and Adam Sandler.

The ex insisted we watch it on Box Office, so I relented and ordered it. My god that film just would not end!!! And to top it off, when it did end, there was very little resolution of the story lines!

I'm actually shuddering as I type.

I've sat through some poor films in my time but the worst I've seen has to be..... Rat Race (Rowan Atkinson, John Cleese and Co)

You having a laugh?! John Cleese is God! God I tell thee!

T'was a sad day in TV land when Fawlty Towers closed its doors for the final time..

worst film iv seen was the nightmare before christmas i took kids to see it nit was shocking:hihi: :hihi:

You having a laugh?! John Cleese is God! God I tell thee!...
I like him, but I wouldn't go quite that far. Doesn't stop him from making a few dreadful films though.

'Fawlty Towers' was excellent, but just think how disappointed you would have been if it had dragged on for far too many series and lost its sparkle, as 'Frasier' and 'Friends' did.

The Blues Brothers 2000 why? why? why? The original was such a classic! When I heard it was being made I just knew that it would be rubbish and guess what?...

And I am sorry but Titanic gets my vote too...cliche after cliche ending in a lovely frozen bogey death scene..I was getting some very dirty looks in the cinema for sniggering at that point! A very tragic event in world history reduced to cinematic tripe.

My Private idaho is the only film I've ever walked out on.

It was either garbage, or too highbrow for me...for me it was definitive proof that that Keanu Reeves just can't act.

Sin City is a fantastic film! What is wrong with it in your opinion? Casablanca is toss!
:D yep casablana....toss:hihi:

:loopy: The spice girls movie? That been mentioned yet?

a classic!:gag: :loopy: mmmmmm what ever next ???

Would partially agree with Casablanca at a push, but the rest....you clearly need help :loopy:

As for worst film ever....Tha would be SHAG. Bowing to their wishes I went to see this with my then Girlfriend (now wife) her Sister and her boyfriend.
After enduring 15 minutes of the most nauseating, gag inducing American ****e we walked out leaving her Sister (who thaught it was great) and her boyfriend who was about to top himself.
:o nooooooooooooo they are toss.................. how can anyone put them selfs through this B.O.R.I.N.G. crap:loopy:

My top three worst are(in no particular order) -

Resident Evil 2 - Apocalypse

Alien Vs Predator(or any other film directed by Paul 'Bad film' Anderson)

Boomerang (with Eddie Murphy)

Hmm..looking at that list, it probably serves me right for watching 'em in the first place.What was I thinking?:shakes:

Worst film ive ever seen has to be Fargo, what a load of rubbish!!
Also American Beauty too, what was all that about?? i found it really really boring.

Worst film ive ever seen has to be Fargo, what a load of rubbish!!
Also American Beauty too, what was all that about?? i found it really really boring.

Its a very dark, satirical comedy that doesn't do punchlines. I thought it was good - Especially the music to it.

Its a very dark, satirical comedy that doesn't do punchlines. I thought it was good - Especially the music to it.

Fargo or American Beauty? I heard great things about Fargo and was disappointed when I saw it. Worth watching for the grizzly bits and accents though.

:o nooooooooooooo they are toss.................. how can anyone put them selfs through this B.O.R.I.N.G. crap:loopy:

Could I be so bold as to ask if you enjoy the 'delights' of Big Brother and/or Love Island.

Could I be so bold as to ask if you enjoy the 'delights' of Big Brother and/or Love Island.:o nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooo what a load of twaddle:cool:

Birth - Starring Nicole Kidman.
Young Adam - Starring Ewan McGregor
Creep
Saw II
Wedding crashers
Wolf Creek
Four Brothers

I've sat through all these recently and they are utter tripe.

The very WORST film ever is the new Charlie & The Chocolate Factory. Sorry but it's cack.

Nah! its good. Its a lot more faithfull to the book than the garbage version with Gene Wilder! That was Cack!

I loved Creep Wolf Creek and Saw 2 :huh:

[QUOTEAlien Vs Predator(or any other film directed by Paul 'Bad film' Anderson)

Event Horizon was a top film! His others have been garbage though.

I cannot believe i paid good money out to see Titanic, all through the film all i could think ffs its a boat that bloody sinks, there were all these people sniffling into hankies and all i could do was laugh at Mr Di Caprio's very wooden acting, it was a relief when the whole damn thing was over, although then Celine opened her mouth and started screeching at the end, linford christie couldnt have got out of the cinema quicker than me.

:o nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooo what a load of twaddle:cool:

Oh dear..

http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?p=1387116#post1387116

:hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Event Horizon was a top film! His others have been garbage though.

God no - it was a pile of derivative drivel - hellraiser in space anyone!!!

worst film iv seen was the nightmare before christmas i took kids to see it nit was shocking:hihi: :hihi:
Are you insane!? I love that film! I watch it every halloween and every christmas. it is wonderful. I'm now going off to sob in a darkened room and try to come to terms with the fact that someone can slag off any movie crafted by the genius that is Sir Tim Burton. :D

God no - it was a pile of derivative drivel - hellraiser in space anyone!!!

Yeah Hellraiser, The Shining, Alien...............with dodgy dialogue to go with it! But i still liked it :D

Without a doubt "The Sweetest Thing". Went with a few friends, thought we were onto a winner, Cameron Diaz and Christina Applegate in one film, how could it not be entertaining....because its the worst film ever, thats how!

Yeah Hellraiser, The Shining, Alien...............with dodgy dialogue to go with it! But i still liked it :D

There was talk last year of putting together an extended cut for DVD of Event Horizon. When the film was released there was about 40 mins dropped from it for 'pacing', which is why it gets half way through and then just skips a lot, making little sense. I look forward to the extended version (if it ever surfaces).

The sin city comics were about characters in a violent situations - the film, although it lookced pretty lacked any sort of characterisation had very little in the way of acting and merely served as a vehicle to glorify the violence in a nauseating, voyeuristic way. Casablanca on the other hand had story, acting and chararacterisation - all sadly missing from Sin City!

Firstly, I love nauseating violence. Secondly, I think too many comic book conversions have been ruined by too much being spent on the developing of the characters ie. punisher, daredevil, spiderman.

Casablanca is BORING!

I quite like Event Horizon, but I'm not going to bother defending it as I can see glaring weaknesses.

:D lol:P :o my lips are sealedCould I be so bold as to ask if you enjoy the 'delights' of Big Brother and/or Love Island.

Got to be Titanic :gag: :gag:
The Conversation, recorded it cos it got good reviews and had Gene hackman in it (not seen him in many bad films). Had about 6 goes at watching it and fell asleep every time.

And dare I suggest any of the Lord of the Rings trilogy - way toooo loooooong!!!
(grabs coat and runs for cover)

Most recent turd film I have seen is "V for Vendetta" - absolutely RUBBSIH!!!

i saw a film called brittanic yesterday on channel 5. Really. bad. REALLY. Poor man's titanic.

The number one for me has to be Johnny English. I nearly smiled at one point.

Moulin Rouge. And that Romeo & Juliet pop video cack by the same director.

My own Private Idaho. There might have been a story in it somewhere, but the director sure couldn't find it.

Road Trip. Road Tripe more like. And the similar Dude Where's My Car.

The Age of Innocence.

Hudson Hawk. Nothing else needs to be said about this film.

In the last year I thought that "Stormbreaker" and "Date Movie" were bad films, but "Revolver" was terrible. I quite liked the first third, when they were talking about a master criminal and chess player planning the perfect crime by passing messages in books between their cells, but then it went into pretentious spiritual drivel that made no sense.

The worst film that I've ever seen though is "Magnolia" with Tom Cruise, Julianne Moore and William H Macy. Although there were a few good bits in it (Tom Cruise - "Respect the c**k, tame the c**t"), the ending infuriated me. You had a thunderstorm of frogs (?), without any explanation of why it happened, in fact barely any of the characters even acknowledged that it had happened.

Saw one on the horror channel last night frostbiter wrath of wendigo it was hilarious it was so bad .
Failing that ,Dune what a load of tripe !!

Firstly, I love nauseating violence. Secondly, I think too many comic book conversions have been ruined by too much being spent on the developing of the characters ie. punisher, daredevil, spiderman.

Casablanca is BORING!

I quite like Event Horizon, but I'm not going to bother defending it as I can see glaring weaknesses.

I'm sorry - daredevil spent too much time developing characters???? The "characterisation" in DD would have shamed WWE!!! Spiderman I thought was pretty good as comic book adaptions go. I've no problem with violence in it's place (integral to the plot like Fight Club or OTT comedic stuff like Bad Taste) but fetishised violence with no context or redeeming features is pretty pointless not to mention mind numbing and soul sapping! As you can possibly guess I really didn't like Sin City which is a pitty 'cos I really liked the comics! As for Casablanca being boring, if you though DD spent too much time developing characters I'm guessing most of it went right over your head!

Any Star Wars films :shakes:

Any Star Wars films :shakes:

Star Wars > Lord of the Rings though.

Where's my post that said Lord of the Rings was crap? Did some mardy arse report it and get it pulled?! :loopy:

Lol. Those pesky hobbitses have taken it! Taken your precious! Filthy hobbitses!