I'll get the ball rolling.
It's so hot that...
The gloss paint on my 'old skool' style bay window has bubbled all over the frame.... another job to be done before winter sets in :shakes:
Jabberwocky
28-07-2006, 17:25
Its so hot that all the Impatiens plants in my garden, the ones Ive been caring for like babies have all snuffed it.
It's so hot that..........................
the wife is flagging a bit in the kitchen lately.
It's well hot here (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=129311) too!
Phanerothyme
28-07-2006, 17:42
It's so hot that....
Michael Jackson's nose has fallen off.
It's so hot that...
I couldn't be arsed to attend Karate lesson tonight, or I'd be there now.
bigflesh
28-07-2006, 18:09
.... I have empty snail shells in my back garden
...my bum (when wearing a skirt) sticks to my leather settee and it hurts sometimes when I stand up
The minute I start anything (like typing, walking, etc), I break out in a sweat!
bigflesh
28-07-2006, 18:44
...my legs (when wearing shorts) sticks to my leather settee and it hurts sometimes when I stand up
Mattenmurg
28-07-2006, 19:03
My boyf 'accidently' spilt water on me and I didn't really care (I usually kick off big time).
Jabberwocky
28-07-2006, 19:05
...my bum (when wearing a skirt) sticks to my leather settee and it hurts sometimes when I stand up
It WAS hot.
After reading that Im now hotter!
Solomon1
28-07-2006, 19:07
its so hot....i sleep nekked :D
sparklygem
28-07-2006, 19:09
its so hot....that no matter how much noise the motorbikes make outside, i need to have the windows open otherwise ill probably fry in my greenhouse of a flat!
Jabberwocky
28-07-2006, 19:11
Its so hot that my garden pond has turned into a rather nice fish stew.
All I need now is a bottle of relish.