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brailz
28-07-2006, 17:09
I'll get the ball rolling.

It's so hot that...

The gloss paint on my 'old skool' style bay window has bubbled all over the frame.... another job to be done before winter sets in :shakes:

Jabberwocky
28-07-2006, 17:25
Its so hot that all the Impatiens plants in my garden, the ones Ive been caring for like babies have all snuffed it.

saxon51
28-07-2006, 17:37
It's so hot that..........................
the wife is flagging a bit in the kitchen lately.

D2J
28-07-2006, 17:42
It's well hot here (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=129311) too!

Phanerothyme
28-07-2006, 17:42
It's so hot that....

Michael Jackson's nose has fallen off.

Rich
28-07-2006, 17:47
It's so hot that...

I couldn't be arsed to attend Karate lesson tonight, or I'd be there now.

bigflesh
28-07-2006, 18:09
.... I have empty snail shells in my back garden

janny
28-07-2006, 18:15
...my bum (when wearing a skirt) sticks to my leather settee and it hurts sometimes when I stand up

Booch
28-07-2006, 18:26
The minute I start anything (like typing, walking, etc), I break out in a sweat!

bigflesh
28-07-2006, 18:44
...my legs (when wearing shorts) sticks to my leather settee and it hurts sometimes when I stand up

Mattenmurg
28-07-2006, 19:03
My boyf 'accidently' spilt water on me and I didn't really care (I usually kick off big time).

Jabberwocky
28-07-2006, 19:05
...my bum (when wearing a skirt) sticks to my leather settee and it hurts sometimes when I stand up
It WAS hot.

After reading that Im now hotter!

Solomon1
28-07-2006, 19:07
its so hot....i sleep nekked :D

sparklygem
28-07-2006, 19:09
its so hot....that no matter how much noise the motorbikes make outside, i need to have the windows open otherwise ill probably fry in my greenhouse of a flat!

Jabberwocky
28-07-2006, 19:11
Its so hot that my garden pond has turned into a rather nice fish stew.
All I need now is a bottle of relish.