I'm a young man, getting by in life but one stumbling block for me is actually getting chatting to women/lasses. i'm not been big headed but i do get a few looks but i never know how to approach them and get actually get talking. is their neone who has got ne suggestions for me please? as i would really appreciate a good women at the side of me right now.
Thanks ;:)

"neone" = Any one!

While you insist on using txt spk on a forum, you won't get much from here. .

I know it's your first post, but ask yerself. . . Are you sat infront of a mobile phone.?

ne1 who uses txt spk on hre is a right twt!

Wow there's loads of these posts around at the minute - is it just the heat, or is it a sudden influx of hapless chumps? 'I no speak well, so please to tell how get shag with sheffield lady'.

Get blind drunk, that often works. You won't be able to remember what you did afterwards, but you can just get blind drunk again.

wish i knew lol

nice smile counts then say hi

I think the simplest is the best and avoid any/all chat up lines

Just approach someone you like the look of, introduce yourself then offer to buy them a drink. Confidence goes a long way and the worst that can happen is someone saying no, as long as you don't make pulling your aim for the night you can still have a good time - if a chick says yes it's a bonus.

So basically: be confident even if you get a knock back and never (ever) be needy.

Or if that doesn't work you could just get your willy out and attempt a helicopter.

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I think the simplest is the best and avoid any/all chat up lines

Just approach someone you like the look of, introduce yourself then offer to buy them a drink. Confidence goes a long way and the worst that can happen is someone saying no, as long as you don't make pulling your aim for the night you can still have a good time - if a chick says yes it's a bonus.

So basically: be confident even if you get a knock back and never (ever) be needy.

Or if that doesn't work you could just get your willy out and attempt a helicopter.

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Funny you should mention the helicopter. I once took the former Mrs Donuticus to see puppetry of the penis in birmingham.

The art genital origami truly one of the funniest experiences ive ever had.

Last Turkey In The Shop should only be attempted by the professionals.

the ex Mrs Donuticus attempted the wristwatch on me suffice to say OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Get Really ****** In A Trashy Place (kingdom) Get On The Dancefloor (blue Wkd In Hand) Start Doing Your Electrocuted Chicken Dance (always A Winner) The First Drunk Slag That Makes Eye Contact With You, Shuffle Over To Her (whilst Still Dancing, Dont Stop Dancing And Walk Over Thats Too Obvious Innit). Get Right Close Behind Her (caution If You Are 'aroused' At This Point Not To Poke Her). Keep Up The Funky Chicken Dance, Then If She Girates Back Bobs Yer Uncle You're In There. Throw An Arm Around Her Ample Waist, Maybe Raise The Bottle Of Wkd To Her Mouth, Its Great To Share. Keep This Up For A While, Dont Spark Up As Your Hands Will Be Full. Then In One Full Swoop Swing Her Round Look Her In The Eye And Tell Her "your The Fattest, Ugliest Girl I've Ever Met" Then Grab Onto Her And See How Long You Can Hold On For. This My Friends Is The Fat Girl Rodeo. If You Are Still Holding On After She Tires, Plant A Smacker On Her Sweaty Chops And Go For A Well Earned Fag. Job Done.

The art genital origami truly one of the funniest experiences ive ever had.

If you prefer something a little less, err, tender, try adult origami

http://www.paperfolder.info/books/adult/