One of mine is seeing ankle bracelets - under tights! Why?

Any form of trainer worn on an elderly chap with half mast trousers.

Quite simply no need.

Shorts and cowboy boots.

:) Sierra

Socks and Sandles.

Socks and Sandles.

Criminal, agreed.

Couples that dress alike.

Socks and Sandles.

socks & sandals worn with shorts :gag:

skirts pulled up jus below ur boobs :loopy:

dirty trainers :gag:

men in pink shirts - it's just a horrible colour for a shirt.

men in pink shirts - it's just a horrible colour for a shirt.

I own a pink shirt and think it's rather fetching if you don't mind!

I like pink shirts.

stickers on the bottom of shoes.....


....ooooooh, gets right on my wick.



sophie
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Jeans with an ironed crease.

it has to be the old " socks with sandels...uuurrrggghhhhh" :nono:

stickers on the bottom of shoes.....


....ooooooh, gets right on my wick.



sophie
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This has been discussed before, but I've never seen shoes with stickers on the bottom, aren't they usually inside the shoe ?

Jeans with an ironed crease.

thats just wrong hehe

big girls in tight clothes.... no no no :nono:

This has been discussed before, but I've never seen shoes with stickers on the bottom, aren't they usually inside the shoe ?

Not always no :D

This has been discussed before, but I've never seen shoes with stickers on the bottom, aren't they usually inside the shoe ?

technically not a fashion faux pas, but more lazy presentation.

i mean the price stickers on the bottom of shoes.

sorry if its been discussed before, but it is a real bug bear of mine.


sophie
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Kangol hats, esp. worn back to front.

stickers on the bottom of shoes.....


....ooooooh, gets right on my wick.



sophie
x
ditto!!!!

i once saw this really posh woman walking round town with stickers tuck to the bottom of her shoe that said £12.99 from jonathan james!!

big girls in tight clothes.... no no no :nono:

:thumbsup: agree

for the ladies (http://users.forthnet.gr/ath/kkamaras/fat_people.jpg)

for the lads (http://www.thomascreek.com/dblog/fat.jpg)

String vests.
Sandals and socks
Bumbags
Old fat men with their shirts open

stickers on the bottom of shoes.....


....ooooooh, gets right on my wick.



sophie
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Couldnt agree more! I mean, why would you leave them on :confused:
I was walking behind a woman on Wednesday night. She was very well dressed and wore a lovely pair of black stiletto ankle strap shoes, with highly visible white stickers, 2" long on either shoe! :loopy:

You wouldnt walk around with labels on your clothes showing, so why would you leave them on your shoes??!! I feel like asking them if they know they've left them on!

Couples that dress alike.


Couples that dress alike and then dress their kids up as smaller versions of themselves.

The Milletts family cos they always have red cagools (sic) on.

black shoes with a white dress, or vice versa :loopy:

Bumbags

Do these still exist?? God I used to hate them, I got bought one wen I was younger for a birthday pressie and wen ever I went to my uncles I had to wear it:gag:

Bright orange fake tans.

Off-white bra straps peeking out from underneath spaghetti straps.

Sportswear worn other than when doing sport.

Clothes emblazoned with brand names.

Huge gold earrings and massive rings on every finger (subtlety is your friend...).

Massive high heels, unless you can walk normally in them (rules me out :hihi: ).

Obvious, thickly-applied foundation.

Bright orange fake tans.

Off-white bra straps peeking out from underneath spaghetti straps.

Sportswear worn other than when doing sport.

Clothes emblazoned with brand names.

Huge gold earrings and massive rings on every finger (subtlety is your friend...).

Massive high heels, unless you can walk normally in them (rules me out :hihi: ).

Obvious, thickly-applied foundation.

clearly you dont like chavs much do you! :P

clearly you dont like chavs much do you! :P
No, I love them. Their look is très élégant... ;)

I feel like asking them if they know they've left them on!


me too! i have been stopped by friends before now from doing it- just in case it results in smack in the chops for me! lol

but whilst i bitch about that, im always the first person to point out to someone that theryre walking out of the ladies trailing bog roll on their shoes. how nice am i? :)


sophie
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me too! i have been stopped by friends before now from doing it- just in case it results in smack in the chops for me! lol


i do tell them, same as if someones got their label sticking out back of their top etc. personally i'd appreciate someone telling me so as can rectify it rather than it being left for people to stare at but not say anything

How could I have forgotten all of these!

The biggest no no so far seems to be socks with sandals! :thumbsup: One or two other corkers - Hecate, you mention 'massive rings on every finger', thats another real gaffe as far as I'm concerned. :gag: And sophie1979 - the price tickets on shoes, I really wince when I see them! :huh:

Poppins, do you remember Howard & Hilda from 'Ever decreasing circles' - they were the epitome of matchingness! :D

Black stilletoes and white terry towelling socks, usually accompanied by someone with a perm you could go trick or treating in and a Khaki green vinyl Harrod's bag.

:shakes: people of Barnsley, it's dirty and it's wrong!

...what about black knee high boots worn with pasty white legs? neither is offensive in other circumstances, but together they have the magical ability to make a girl - no matter what her physique - look like a complete sl@ppah.

please don't!

Black stilletoes and white terry towelling socks, usually accompanied by someone with a perm you could go trick or treating in and a Khaki green vinyl Harrod's bag.

:shakes: people of Barnsley, it's dirty and it's wrong!

Sounds like a unique combination, I've not been to Barnsley lately so haven't caught up with their latest fashions!

...what about black knee high boots worn with pasty white legs? neither is offensive in other circumstances, but together they have the magical ability to make a girl - no matter what her physique - look like a complete sl@ppah.

please don't!
You just described my idea of a perfect woman there.:D

Fat people wearing sports clothes. Unless worn in the context of genuinely doing exercise. If not, stop it now. It really winds me up.

Men wearing white socks unless
a) in sports kit (and should therefore be doing sports stuff)
b) wearing mainly pale clothing (including white footwear) the pale clothing one very rarely works anyway. if in doubt, dont do it.
There's a middle aged man in my dept who wears clean but scruffy jeans, t-shirt/sweatshirt, black trainers, white socks.:gag:

Me.
Wearing nothing but a black rubber thong and a sultry smile.

Me.
Wearing nothing but a black rubber thong and a sultry smile.


Or a peachy dress. (No, actually, some may have found that arousing...) :o

P.S. Jabs, do you have a photo of the above too?

Or a peachy dress. (No, actually, some may have found that arousing...) :o

P.S. Jabs, do you have a photo of the above too?
I tried but the camera was a japanese one and instantly comitted ritual suicide as soon as I took the lens cap off.

Me.
Wearing nothing but a black rubber thong and a sultry smile.

:love: :love: :love:

:love: :love: :love:
Yeah you pretend to be disgusted, but I can see ya.
Lickin your lips...

I tried but the camera was a japanese one and instantly comitted ritual suicide as soon as I took the lens cap off.

Or was it spontaneous climax?

Or was it spontaneous climax?
Well the scream it emitted was more agony than lust.

...what about black knee high boots worn with pasty white legs? neither is offensive in other circumstances, but together they have the magical ability to make a girl - no matter what her physique - look like a complete sl@ppah.

please don't!

How c an anyone wear boots without tights? They must have horrible sweaty legs with red wheals up where the zip chafes in the calf.

I hate tapered trousers in all forms. Even tiny women look ridiculous in them, like their backsides are twice as wide as they really are.

Baseball caps on anyone. Leggings. Sandals that show off corns, bunions and rotten manky yellow toenails in all their glory.

Mullets.....




......NO!!! :gag:

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