Just like the TV show 101 what would you put in room 101?

I would put in

1) People who spit because its soooooooo ewwwwwww :twisted:
2) Kids TV today because its so bad..all they do is talk down to kids
3) Sheffield Airport for the idiot who built it there knowing that only small planes could ever take off from there :evil:
4) People who deliver Pitzza leaflets on Christmas day (how sad)
5) Sercurity lights that come on all night when cats go past and shine into your bedroom keeping you awake so you have to add daft posts on the Sheffield forum lol like this one

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1. Margaret Thatcher

2. Apathetic people

3. The Royal family

4. Landlords

5. Racists

6. Bad drivers

7. My b'friends sister

1. Piped music

2. Michael Portillo

3. 4x4 vehicles

4. Restaurants that allow smoking

5. Reality TV shows

1. People who litter
2. Federico from Big Brother
3. People who chew gum with loud jaw-slapping noises
4. Wallpaper
5. Negative people who moan about everything

1) The Euro
2) Socialists, especially Tony Benn
3) Reality TV, especially Big Brother - utter trash.
4) All fake 'celebrities' that have found fame through reality TV crap.
5) Criminals

1) People who eat / chew with their mouth open or scrape their fork with their teeth. (Bad eating habits in general...)

2) Aggressive drivers who see someone driving like a fool and make the situation 10 times worse by being a fool themselves. (Also drivers who use their horn as a way of expressing their anger instead of using it as a warning like it should be used.)

3) Websites (or their designers) that are optimized for "800 x 600" yet still have a horizontal scroll bar because the designer made the main table 800 pixels wide and didn't realise that there is a border in Internet Explorer which means the available width is less than 800 pixels and was too lazy to test it out...

4) All period / costume dramas. (My girlfriend loves them but I refuse to watch them.)

5) People who blatently push in front of you at the bar in the Leadmill (for a good example) then threaten to smash you face in when you get served before them. Can someone please devise a better system for getting served at bars in clubs...!?!

:roll:

litter louts
dog poo louts (owners who don't pick up after their animals)
macho drivers
hollywood
reality TV
cars
supermarkets that change their layout every 2 months
jehova's witnesses
mormons
any other evangelical religious nutjobs not mentioned
the biblical story of the creation taken as fact
comparing people with hitler
the royal families of europe
eurosceptics
badly made shoes
teapots that don't pour
home education
...
...

*Insects that fly and sting

*Managers at work (departnment store) who boss you around if you dont open enough store cards and act superiour just cos you only work part time - SAD PEOPLE! GLORIFIED FULL TIME SHOP WORKERS! WHEN I GET MY DEGREE FROM UNI & EARN MORE THAN THEM WITHOUT HAVING TO WORK ALL DAY IN A SHOP ILL BE A VALUED CUSTOMER AND THEYLL HAVE TO SUCK UP TO ME! HAHAHAHAHA (And before they ask - no i DONT want a store card - 28.9% APR is a RIPOFF and no1 in their right mind would want it)

*Brookside

*People who PICK their teeth after eating

*People who then chew whatever it was they got out of their teeth

*Noisy Eaters

*People who burp ignorantly

*people who dont wash or brush their hair and go out in public

*Racial minorites who act racist towards whites then moan about US being racist (like a girl in burger king)

*People who dont like cats

*People who pull out at roundabouts just infront of you

*People who talk on their mobile to someone who is within 10 meters of them (i.e, Hi, Im over here, can you see me? oh yeah i see you, wave!)

*Young teenagers who are going through the 'foreclosure' stage of adolescence where they have a temporary identity of goth/skater, grow their hair, travel by skateboard, graffiti and make negative comments towards normal people.

KittyKat - a very bitter person

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Hot dogs that come in a can of 8s and bread rolls that come in a packet of 6s.

Caravans.

Junk mail in my virtual and real mail box.

Credit card company for the above.

Drivers who overtake only to reach their destination 25 yards away.

Drivers who cannot understand how a round about work.

Drivers using mobile phone whilst driving.

Smokers who smokes when other people are eating.

Car salesmen who always make eye contact with my husband and
direct their conversations at the same when it is ME who is paying.

Tony Blair

Snakes

Cats

road humps

The Sun and other 'comics'

artificial sweeteners

skimmed milk

student loans

tobacco

people who insist on talking in the Cinema, either to people they're with or on a mobile :evil:

Originally posted by "kittykat"

*People who burp ignorantly

What about people that burp without ignorance? I do that... it's natural and it's NOT rude... whaddya say!?!

Originally posted by "kittykat"

KittyKat - a very bitter person

Is that a room 101-ism or a signature? :wink:

Originally posted by "Mo"

student loans

why?

I dont like burping full stop really. People say they cant help it but i have NEVER properly BURPED in public or infront of people. There are ways you can hide it of turn it into a hiccup which is less disgusting - then again I do get regular stomach pains, probably due to the ract i dont release all the crap my body tries to get rid of.
Dont get me started on the smell of them either....errrrrrr.

Originally posted by "kittykat"

Dont get me started on the smell of them either....errrrrrr.
How about Cheese & Onion crisps and Vimto burps... they've gotta be the best (or worst) smelling ones!!! :lol:

If you had the chance to get rid of your pet hates into the Orwellian Hell of Room 101 what would they be and why?

1. Exams......evil and sadictic way of finding out how much you know, serves no purpose because as soon as paper lands infront of you you forget everything ever...including how to spell own name!
2. Cliff Richard......they let him out of his coffin once a year to inflict his godawful cheesy, self-righteous "Im a sir dont you know" music on us all, which is pants! He must be stopped, preferably with a bazooka!
3. Wasps......scurge of picnics and they sting repeatedly and indiscriminately just because they can and bees cant! unlike bees they make NOTHING! not even chutney! they just make horrible papery nests like those lampshades you get in IKEA!
4. Clowns......Not remotley funny! Ooooo gonna chuck a bucket of water over you...no its just glitter!
5. David Blaine......self obssessed self publicist. Complete pillock. Counts Uri Geller and Michael Jackson as best friends...enough said!

Threads merged.

Oh ta! dint realise there was already a room 101 thingy here :blush:

Cats

Takeaway Delivery Men,that insist on almost kicking your door in

People that allow dogs to crap outside my house

Netto Flyers

Bettaware agents

Religious fanatics knocking on my door

Double Glazing Salesmen

PC World

People that close the checkout just as you get to it

Petrol driven scooter thingies

mobility scooters on the road

people that hold a family reunion in the supermarket isle

Which five things would you put in room 101?::

I choose

1- Pigeons
2 - Cats
3 - Posh People
4 - Men over 30 with long hair ( especially when it's grey )
5 - Tractors ( for holding the traffic up )

I have more but I'll come to those later.

What are yours?

druggies
cats
adverts in the middle of television programmes.
cricket
arsenal

My 5 things destined for Room 101 are ...............

1) Chewing gum (the most vile thing ever invented)

2) Dog poo (and the irresponsible dog owners)

3) People who call their kids names like Chardonnay, Savannah or Storm

4) Pork Pies (eeewwwwwwww!!)

5) Blazin' Squad (need I say more?!)

Colin and Edith
Flies
People that spit in the street
Dog owners that let their dogs jump at you and your kid then say "oh he's only playing..."
hangovers

1. Mondays
2. Sudents :P
3. Stupid bar staff
4. Wasps
5. Those god damn ringtone adverts!!!

1. Mushrooms - if I want to eat chytin I'll eat insects!
2. Big brother - obvious but still worthy of a place!
3. Vernon Kay - as irritating and common as herpes!
4. Bo Selecta - proper dross!
5. Excessive bling - minimal taste!

Identical threads merged.

Natasha Kolinsky-something, and the last 30minuts of BBC breakfast

Rupert Murdock or whoever it is at Fox responsible for Futurama being pulled.

Whoever it is at Channel 4 who decided it was better sense to pay $1,000,000 per episode of Simpsons (meaning it has adverts and is less funny) rather then use the money to commission a new series of Futurama

Any impersonator who when interviewed on TV constantly does impressions.

Excessive E-bay postage chargers.

Rock City drinks prices when they have a gig.

The person responsible for blocking the view of the Winter Gardens from the Peace gardens with a hotel, rather then building the hotel and the Winter gardens the other way round, so that the peace gardens still had such a spectacular view.

Why all the cats into room 101??? I've got 2 cats and they're just great...so that means for me its got to start with..

1 all those who want to put cats in room 101

2 boy racers who insist on having fog lights on all the time in the summer cos it makes their souped-up (or what the techie term is) clio look 'really' impressive..

3 marmite - the smell..say no more..probably means I should include cottage cheese

4 small car parking spaces - not sure how they'll all fit into room 101 but its just a plea to make them REALLY BIG for me please!

5 Friday mornings - only cos they go so slow and I want the day to end and the weekend begin...

1. Trial bikers

2. Boy racers

3. People who argue for the sake of argueing

4. Tramps

5. All ridiculously expensive clothes shops

6. And the people who buy them

7. Teenagers - let them out when they've grown up a bit

8. People who disagree with what I say but aren't intelligent enough to argue their case against and just say I'm wrong.

Originally posted by coopster1974


3. People who argue for the sake of argueing


Yeah - I agree but can be really enjoyable and particularly when you want to p-someone off! Do it well and it can work a treat...

1. Newsreaders and weathermen chatting to each other. Just get on and read the news/weather please!

2. People who ALWAYS have to have someone else to blame and are not able to admit that their problem was caused by their own stupidity.

3. People who complain about politicians/the government/taxes/laws then don't vote. :loopy:

4. People doing market research, surveys or selling stuff in the street.

5. People who let their children run wild in public, then scream at them.

6. Reciepts for little items. I bought a Daily Mirror - why do I need a reciept?

I could go on all night...

The tall guy who sits infront of me in the cinema

People who have mobiles but don't switch them on

Smelly pensioners who sit next to me on the bus

Cocky lads with flash cars

Income tax

National insurance

Jehovah's Witnesses (If I wanted their opinion I'd ask for it!)

Belinda Carlisle's husband :thumbsup:

My hot 5 candidates would be:


1)
Corned Beef
(or any tinned meat products!)

2)
Biscuit dunker's
(Uggghh! -Soggy buscuit & bitty coffee? Whats that all about?)

3)
Tuesdays

4)
People letting their - Dog's do their 'biz' -on kids playarea's/ paths.

5)
Terry wogan -and his 'Wig'

Okay, here are my Room 101 candidates, with a special SF theme...


People who use the term 'LOL', 'LMAO' etc. Do the really laugh out loud? I doubt it!
People who get quotes wrong and should know better.
People who don't search for a topic before starting a thread.
People who use 'text speak'.
People who won't back down even when proved wrong. ( :suspect: you know who you are! ;) )
People who resurrect old threads (check date of last post!) ;)


There's lots more, but I wouldn't want to appear like I'm on a complete rant!

K x

If you look at my posts, there's probably a few examples of me doing all of the above; I'd like to add one more point: People who base an opinion of a user based upon one post!

1. Thongs

2. Suburu Imprezas

3. Chavs

4. Flies

5. Silly bitchy girls who are nice to people they don't like and then slag them off behind their backs. If you don't like somebody just tell them dammit!

Oooh, I'm putting in those people who chip in with "I don't mind, one way or another". One of the best thing about this forum is getting other people's opinions, not 'non-opinions'. :suspect:

Another equally annoying one is where people open a "Poor wittle me! I'm so hard done to - everyone treats me oh-so bad" thread, and then don't give specific examples. Aw, feeling bad? Big deal. Give us the full gossip, or moan about it elsewhere. I'm saving my sympathy quota until I hear some proper hardship, not just tapping your virtual shoulder because you've been on the gin.

Oooh, it makes you feel better to get things off your chest, doesn't it?!

Right,

1. Spitting

2. People who drop litter

3. People who don't clean their dog's sh*t up off the street

4. Eamon Holmes

5. People who say they have 'flu' when they have a cold

6. People who leave their shopping trolley blocking the aisle of a supermarket

7. Drivers who leave their rear foglamps on in all weathers

8. Bad manners

9. Speed bumps

10. People who swear at their children

11. People who are constantly cleaning their car (have you nothing better to do?)

12. Pubs with such loud music that you cannot hold a conversation

13. Chavs

14. Casual drinkers who only go out for Christmas Eve or New year's Eve

15. Overweight women who wear crop tops or thongs

16. J Lo

17. Rugby

18. Wimbledon fortnight

19. Motorway service stations

20. Vannessa Feltz

There are many more. I'll keep you posted when I can be bothered.

Originally posted by threecolours
Why all the cats into room 101??? I've got 2 cats and they're just great...so that means for me its got to start with..

1 all those who want to put cats in room 101


Well said threecolours! Personally, after reading all the petty rants in this thread I'd put all you Victor Meldrew types in there and be done with.

Originally posted by kittykat
I dont like burping full stop really. People say they cant help it but i have NEVER properly BURPED in public or infront of people. There are ways you can hide it of turn it into a hiccup which is less disgusting - then again I do get regular stomach pains, probably due to the ract i dont release all the crap my body tries to get rid of.
Dont get me started on the smell of them either....errrrrrr. Try drinking a fizzy drink fast when you are thirsty = buuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrp! I don't drink fizzy drinks in public for exactly that reason. A giant burp slipped out when I was opening my mouth to talk to a stranger, I've never been so embarrassed!

Originally posted by Lucy_Smith
1. Thongs

2. Suburu Imprezas

3. Chavs

4. Flies

5. Silly bitchy girls who are nice to people they don't like and then slag them off behind their backs. If you don't like somebody just tell them dammit! how about silly bitchy men who are nice to each other then ...................... it happens a LOT, in my experience the sexes are as bad as each other on that score!

1) Censorship ..........ALL of it
2) Speed Camera's
3) Crazy Frog .............
4) Child on Board stickers .........the only child is the one driving .......
5) Old people who insist on shopping between 12-2 and then COMLAIN there is a queue.........they have all day ...........

1- Claire Short mp
2- Adverts for women’s sanitary products (specially the one with the scream)
3- Bluetooth phone headsets (wear one whilst not in the car and you’re a dick)
4- Political correctness (when taken to extremes)
5- Carpet slippers (of the big fluffy accident promoting kind)
6- Israel (nuff said)
7- Cats
8- Pandas (waste of money and an affront to Darwinian natural selection)
9- Linux (in all its guises and with all its inept kernels)
10- Tuscany (the mere mention of this place screams of pretence)
11- Villas (when linked to the above)

Edit : Maybe the Claire Short one was rushed...i can think of plenty of others more worthy.

Originally posted by Kristian
Okay, here are my Room 101 candidates, with a special SF theme...


People who use the term 'LOL', 'LMAO' etc. Do the really laugh out loud? I doubt it!
People who get quotes wrong and should know better.
People who don't search for a topic before starting a thread.
People who use 'text speak'.
People who won't back down even when proved wrong. ( :suspect: you know who you are! ;) )
People who resurrect old threads (check date of last post!) ;)


There's lots more, but I wouldn't want to appear like I'm on a complete rant!

K x

If you look at my posts, there's probably a few examples of me doing all of the above; I'd like to add one more point: People who base an opinion of a user based upon one post! Maybe we should delete every thread after each day then. Whats wrong with people who resurrect old threads ain't that the point of keeping them on the site so we can look back on them and not repeat each thread over and over again.

I only did 1 thru to 11 so heres the rest to 20.

12 – Anyone who walks the street drinking lager.
13 – Gangs of more than 3 youths.
14 – Anyone who’s car HiFi can be heard outside the vehicle.
15 – Anyone who’s home HiFi can be heard outside the house.
16 – Chavs (not the people but the name)
17 – Graham Norton (why not)
18 – Anyone who talks like Ali G (including Ali G himself)
19 – Everything that exists in the cat industry
20 – All traces of cats (including DNA)

Edit: I still aint sure about Claire Short :rolleyes:

1. George Bush
2. Tony Blair
3. Sheffield United
4. My previous manageress! yes, you know who you are.
5. Crazy Frog


Thank you.
Lestat.

1)The noises houses make at night that wake me up and freak me out, like TVs creaking, washing machines keeping going afterbeing idle for 10mins and stuff.

2)Tinned tomatoes - bleeeeee

3) People who call themselves vegetarians but eat fish - can't they just get a new term like 'fishytarian'? A couple of times I've been offered a 'veggie' option containing fish. It's the fault of these pretenders. Vegetarians don't eat fish.

4)Kerry and Brian

5)Sheffield's roads and transport system - wrogn for pedestrians, car drivers, cyclists and public transport users all at the same time!

6)That advert for the car with Marilyn Manson's Sweet Dreams on. Because at the start the man says 'close your eyes' and then all the pics of the car and info of the car are visual - closing yuor eyes might make yuo want to buy the Manson track but you'd miss the car completely. It's bloody stupid!

Just like the TV show 101 what would you put in room 101?

I would put in

1) People who spit because its soooooooo ewwwwwww :twisted:
2) Kids TV today because its so bad..all they do is talk down to kids
3) Sheffield Airport for the idiot who built it there knowing that only small planes could ever take off from there :evil:
4) People who deliver Pitzza leaflets on Christmas day (how sad)
5) Sercurity lights that come on all night when cats go past and shine into your bedroom keeping you awake so you have to add daft posts on the Sheffield forum lol like this one

Moderators
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Moderators, including the ones in other forums

not a single thing would be thrown into room 101.
(as all that would do is make more people see it, hence becoming more popular)

3) People who call themselves vegetarians but eat fish - can't they just get a new term like 'fishytarian'? A couple of times I've been offered a 'veggie' option containing fish. It's the fault of these pretenders. Vegetarians don't eat fish.



It's called pescetarianism. And whoever gave you a vegetarian meal containing fish is just stupid:hihi:

txt langwij

reality tv

people who talk too loudly

fat people who smoke

concrete

microsoft

1. Banks/bank managers
2. people who call me on a sunday to ask for a quote on a holiday and then dont book it! time wasters!
3. My car
4. horrible little children with no manners
5. The parents of those horrible children
6. Girls who work in those very expensive clothes shops with fake tan and lots of make-up on that look you up and down when you go into the shop as if to say your not good enough to be here
7. The system
8. religion
9. Matt knight

Rip off UK holidays

cat owners

The cowardly French

French food

and so much more...

I'd consign to room 101:-

threads that get resurrected after YEARS!

PT

Neil Warnock
American ideology
Left wing extremists
Right wing extremists
Extremists of any kind
Other peoples cat s*** on your property
Dave Allen(chairman of SWFC)
Eastenders
Queue jumpers
Illiterate teenage parents
Empty bus lanes (although we do need them at times)
Town planners
Tabloid sensationalism
I DON'T BELIEVE IT! I've turned into Victor Meldrew

Ever watched the program Room 101?
Well what 3 things would you stick in there & why?
Here are mine:

1. People who wear a suit jacket with jeans. Whats it all about did they get dressed thinking should I wear smart or casual, they couldn't decide so wore both. I bet they have a pair of lonely suit trousers at home. It's a fashion no no in my eyes.

2. Bad mannered people. I detest it when you hold a door for someone & they don't even say thankyou. Or you smile at someone you know slightly & they blank you. Manners cost nothing, i feel like slamming the door etc in their face.

3. Chewing gum. It goes right through me when I can hear the sound of people chewing, so when they are constantly doing it when chewing gum something inside me bursts & I want to scream. I even hate to see it (football managers on TV are always doing it), they look like camels.

Glad I got all that off my chest. :rant:

wow i thought i was doing well with 4 pages of replies in a few hours but guess not, the threads have been merged.

5) Sercurity lights that come on all night when cats go past and shine into your bedroom keeping you awake so you have to add daft posts on the Sheffield forum lol like this one



I live opposite a health club that has a TALKING security system that gets set off by cats and foxes at 1 in the morning. It's like being in 1984.

Cats missing the litter tray :gag:

People talking with their mouth full of gooey chewed food. :gag: :gag:

Parents who can only communicate to their children with shouting and hate.

Fire detectors that go off every time I have a bath.

Environmental vandalism of every type.

People who are proud to be thick.

Well difficult but
4x4's why do u need such a big vehicle do you live on a farm i don't think so and why is it always Women of a certain age that seem to drive them as though there the Queen

Ignorant / Rude Customers who think its there god damn right to swear and curse at the sales assitants that serve them . Refunders are the worse offenders the poor sales assistant does not make the rules its the big fat cats you never see . And anyway why buy / or get bought something that u don't want in the first place .

Teenagers with attitude , you know the ones that hang around in there best Chav attire usually outside dodgy off lincences that will serve em stella or white lightning . And How come its cool to stink not of tabacco but weed . Well at least they will enjoy there life signing on down the dole office .

Please and Thank You , do these phrases still exist , makes me wonder sometimes , on buses / or that tram people just barge past . Seems that Manors obviously do cost something these days .

999 operators , why all the questions , my house is on bloody fire .or someone is getting ten bells leathered out of em . but oh no got to be precise as to wear you are calling from . Surely a landmark is good enough but no got to have the street and bloody post code .

1. Banks/bank managers
2. people who call me on a sunday to ask for a quote on a holiday and then dont book it! time wasters!
3. My car
4. horrible little children with no manners
5. The parents of those horrible children
6. Girls who work in those very expensive clothes shops with fake tan and lots of make-up on that look you up and down when you go into the shop as if to say your not good enough to be here
7. The system
8. religion
9. Matt knight


You get the girls doing that the guys that work in lets say the divison street boutiques are worse . Ok i know i;m not in my best toggs thats why i am shopping at your god forsaken place you morons

Parents who feed their kids rubbish.

JUST STOP IT - YOU'RE KILLING YOUR OWN CHILDREN.

Grrr.

570,000 illegal immigrants
blair &co
pc brigade
religion

1. Religion
2. Pushy sales people
3. Arrogance
4. Idiots of any age
5. Bullies
6. Tim Westwood

There is two threads going with the Room 101 theme now.

People who chew gum whilst talking to you / serving you

People who pull right up your backside on a hill when its obvious youre a learner driver on a lesson - and the look horrified when you accidently roll backwards towards their bonnet :hihi:

Kids who think its hilarious to swear loudly on a bus full of people because they think its clever

People who are having a cup of tea whilst driving along the road (yes i saw this on Stanwood Crescent the other day and said bloke was oblivious to the world)

People who assume that because your fat/overweight youre also thick and believe it or not invisible :rant: :rant: :rant:

Market researchers on Fargate

People that dont discipline their kids when they do some think blatantly wrong or teach them good manners etc

People that drink in the street

People that think its ok to smoke weed in a confined space such as a bus or even in the street - its not I dont want to smell it, if i wanted it Id buy it but I dont so please do it in the comfort of your own home:rant: :rant: :rant:

By the way I have Sciaitica thats way they all seem a bit mardy - sorry:suspect:

Room 101, pick three to send in

If it's anything like floor 15 (I think or may be it's floor 16) of the Hammersmith Hospital in London then that's upstairs and there are a few people I'd like to see get sent there on a permanent basis - it'd relieve the rest of us folks down here.

I'd send in any TV show which takes its title from something in George Orwell's novel "1984".

I would send in anyone who accepted or was responsible for handing out the huge bonuses given in "big" business, especiallly in the utilities industry, people who abuse their power (including sex offenders, and those who pass on sexual diseases) and inciters to violence

I would put in mobile phones that play tinny rubbish drum and bass in public places and the stupid people who hold them.

1. Spiders & Tarantulas
2. George W Bush
3. Lazy/unprofessional co-workers
4. Spitting
5. Unnecessary swearing
6. My cousin who has been on jobseekers for 7 years and never intends to get a job
7. People who drive short distances rather than walk
8. Male drivers under the age of 30

- Dave Pelzer, all his books, all the other Misery Lit book clones and their authors, and the people who wallow in reading this stuff.

- Loan company advertisements, and the companies themselves.

- All reality TV: Big Brother, Pop Idol, programmes to find the star of the next crappy musical, ad infinitum, ad nauseam.

- Parents who allow their just-walking child to totter very slowly and precariously down the stairs in shops, each holding a hand, thus preventing any one else from getting past them - and then smile indulgently at you as if they expect a round of applause.

- Men who are so competitive that they can't stand the idea of losing a game of badminton or squash to a woman and sulk extravagantly as a consequence.

- Tight leggings, short skirts and muffin tops on women who clearly haven't looked in the mirror before leaving the house. Just because you can squeeze into - while holding your breath - a certain size, doesn't necessarily mean that you are that size.

- Parents who pierce the ears of their very young children, or who dress them up to look like mini-18 year olds on a night out clubbing.

I'm sure I'll think of some more :hihi: .

Celine Dion!

Celine Dion!


Mariah Carey!

StarSparkle :)

1. Tax
2. Illegal Immigrants
3. The Council Highway Dept
4. Unruly children & teenagers
5. Boy racers
6. Benefit cheats
7. Car insurance commerical ads
8. Door-to-door sales reps
9. Noisy neighbours
10. Illegal drugs

and the man with the hook for a hand, or has he got two hooks now? (Abdul Hamza)

Robert Mugabe - should have thought of him first

All human rights abusers

The British Weather

Adverts on sky telly that go on forever, I'm thinking particularly of the ones that go on about would you like a loan from Norton finance type or the ringtone ones.

Cold callers who phone you up several times a day to sell you a conservatory, a new morgage, phone etc.

Any Novelty puppet record apart from Zig and Zag's 'The girls the girls they all love me.'

People who make a snorting noise after they laugh.

People who laugh hysterically all the time at their own jokes.

People who use terms of endearment especially to put you down e.g. I'm not being funny love but...:gag:

People who think that their car is an extension of their penis and so thrust it into the tiniest spaces pretending you are not there.

sure i'll add more at a later stage.

1) davina McCall (she is so smug and thinks she is gorgeous and she aint) :hihi:

2) these emo kids that think they are either kate moss or pete doherty- they are just skinny posh geeks,:rant:

3) dermot o-leery- probly had his head shoved down the bogs at school- :loopy:

3) T4 and E4 - annoying, inane, ****ty presenters. and whats that dodgy old mans voice all about on the trailers for E4?? i have to switch off :rant:

5) people that think they know it all and look down on others who may not be intellectual, or who didny go to university

6) lilly allen- i will not waste anymore time writing why i hate her

7) all the bands around that think they are cool but they are all the same- miserable geeky coke heads

8) anyone that smells

9) sixth form gimps who talk in that ''like yah'' ''whateva'' voice

10) People who moan all the time (whoops:rolleyes:) lol

1) davina McCall (she is so smug and thinks she is gorgeous and she aint) :hihi:

2) these emo kids that think they are either kate moss or pete doherty- they are just skinny posh geeks,:rant:

3) dermot o-leery- probly had his head shoved down the bogs at school- :loopy:

3) T4 and E4 - annoying, inane, ****ty presenters. and whats that dodgy old mans voice all about on the trailers for E4?? i have to switch off :rant:

5) people that think they know it all and look down on others who may not be intellectual, or who didny go to university

6) lilly allen- i will not waste anymore time writing why i hate her

7) all the bands around that think they are cool but they are all the same- miserable geeky coke heads

8) anyone that smells

9) sixth form gimps who talk in that ''like yah'' ''whateva'' voice

10) People who moan all the time (whoops:rolleyes:) lol

Massive fan of big brother then?

1) davina McCall (she is so smug and thinks she is gorgeous and she aint) :hihi:

2) these emo kids that think they are either kate moss or pete doherty- they are just skinny posh geeks,:rant:

3) dermot o-leery- probly had his head shoved down the bogs at school- :loopy:

3) T4 and E4 - annoying, inane, ****ty presenters. and whats that dodgy old mans voice all about on the trailers for E4?? i have to switch off :rant:

5) people that think they know it all and look down on others who may not be intellectual, or who didny go to university

6) lilly allen- i will not waste anymore time writing why i hate her

7) all the bands around that think they are cool but they are all the same- miserable geeky coke heads

8) anyone that smells

9) sixth form gimps who talk in that ''like yah'' ''whateva'' voice

10) People who moan all the time (whoops:rolleyes:) lol

Bit harsh on old Dermot there?

StarSparkle

Massive fan of big brother then?

yep - but i have to switch off when the e4 man's voice is on- and i dont watch the evictions!!!

1, cheap cat food that the next door neighbour feeds MY cat and it gives him the runs!!

2, shell suits

3, tim westwood

4, coronation street

5, dolls and prams (my little girl has sooo many the take half the house up..:hihi:)

1. Hip Hop/rap or whatever its called - It makes my blood boil. I hate it!

2. Depression - that can **** right off

3. Killing animals for food - theres just no need

4. All reality TV shows and all the people that have nothing better to do than watch them and read about them in the sun

5. Paparazzi - Scum

Anybody who used the phrase "PC brigade" or "Do gooders".

Muslims .....for obvious reasons
Marmite...it tastes horrible
Fake Breasts
Flies.............what use are they and they are sooooooo annoying
Sheffield United

I have more....
1. Cucumbers. Because they taste stupid and people shouldn't be allowed to grow them.
2. Rubbish sound systems at Concerts (eg Prince @ the 02, anything at Hallam FM arena).
3. Hollyoaks. (Because I am forced to watch it and feel as though it is killing my brain).
4. Mums thinking it is ok to give all your Star Wars stuff to a jumble sale.
5. Jumble sales. (Just an excuse for mums to be nasty).

Eastendless
Bore-a-nation Street
Horse hair underpants

The people in the Picture Loans ads. I know it's only an advert, but still, I hate 'em. :mad:

"Hey mum! Where's my diamond studded rolex?"

"It's in your dad's chauffeur driven Bentley! Yes, I'd like to borrow £50,000 to consolidate debts I have incurred whilst buying ridiculous amounts of trendy consumables. I'd also like to fritter away even more money that I don't have on things I can't afford and don't need, all whilst being filmed by my gurning husband on his camcorder, and rudely having several conversations all at once whilst you poor minimum-wage call centre employee can only dream of my golden lifestyle. Ridiculously high interest rate? No problem! I'll just move the lot into another loan in a couple of months time"

1. My mother-in-law
2. The Liberal Democrats
3. Shopping trolleys
4. People who drive BMW's
5. Coffee shops on Ecclesall Rd.

1. Green peppers
2. Heartbeat
3. Ginger beer
4. Sean Paul
5. People who walk reeeaaallly slowly, especially in supermarkets

Thats all for now... :p

- Children in pubs, and pubs that encourage children in pubs.

- People who fold down the corners of books, especially library books, and those who dribble food crumbs into library books.

- Shops that have the word 'Solutions' in their name or advertising.

- Small yappy dogs.

- Dog owners who use very long extendible leads, thus allowing trip wires to form across pavements.

- Dog owners who don't pick up their dog's poo, those who can't control their dogs, and those who allow said uncontrolled dogs off their leads in public places, especially when I'm running or cycling.

- Fake cream.

- Obnoxious loud people with mobile phones in the cinema (or anywhere else).

- Labels that leave a nasty sticky residue, especially on books and magazines.

- 'Baby on Board', 'Small Person on Board' and 'Mum-to-Be on Board' stickers in cars.

- Trainee baristas who haven't got the hang of the coffee machine.

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- Dog owners who don't pick up their dog's poo, those who can't control their dogs, and those who allow said uncontrolled dogs off their leads in public places, especially when I'm running or cycling.


Some very good entries.

I would like to argue with this entry and say that sometimes dogs just won't bloody listen and see something they want to chase. They are dogs.

...sometimes dogs just won't bloody listen and see something they want to chase. ...
Yes, and it's often me :mad: . A dog with a propensity to chase people and bikes - or one that can't be called off straight away when it does so - shouldn't be off the lead in a public place.

Back to the topic...

I'll add shops that put up their Christmas decorations, and start selling them, in the middle of September.

Most of us have things we dislike or disagree with, that we would like to be shut of if given the opportunity,

Here is a thread for you to share them with us, apologies if it has been done before.

Personally, I would vote for:

Christmas- Don’t get the religious thing, don’t like the wasted expense on unwanted gifts and would rather have leave in warmer times

People who hunt animals for Sport- Don’t understand these people

Those humps in the roads to slow you down- All for reducing accidents, but feel cameras would be better. My own thoughts are these must be damaging vehicles and accidents will be caused by people trying to get control of going over them

What would you want to be shut of?

fishing-a jerk on one end waiting for a jerk on the other

Here is a thread for you to share them with us, apologies if it has been done before.

People who scour this site just so they can be the one who say "been done before" then provide the link.

People who scour this site just so they can be the one who say "been done before" then provide the link.

You now that someones going to do it now don't you :hihi:

I'd put Bryan Robson in Room 101. After all he did sod all for Bradford and...........well look what he is doing to the Blades

Threads merged.

Please use the search facility in future.

Very tiresome

Those three Sheilas wheels women.

Muslims .....for obvious reasons
Marmite...it tastes horrible
Fake Breasts
Flies.............what use are they and they are sooooooo annoying
Sheffield United

Flies

Oh I don`t know they help to cover up your private bits.

ooh Herbert, do they get caught in your zipper-di-doo-dah?


1) precocious children

2) class war antagonists


3) litter louts

4) people who spit on the streets

5) Robert Mugable and all of his ilk

6) Noisy neighbours

7) People who swear in public (unmindful of who wants to hear it)

8) Bigots

9) People who abuse their power

l0) Violent people

Dare I say it,people who ban my posts.

[QUOTE=lazyherbert;2987823]Dare I say it,people who ban my posts.[/QUOTE

your posts are always well-intentioned (aren't they?);)

Dare I say it,people who ban my posts.

Herbert, you arent rude enough to get banned are you ?

No comment...............

No comment...............

Thought butter wouldnt melt in your mouth didnt I ?:)

I've changed my mind, I want that SFBot in Room 101......it hates me

Thought butter wouldnt melt in your mouth duidnt I ?:)

It does`nt but steel will.GGRRRR

Most TV commercials

All t.v. soaps.:gag:

All t.v. soaps.:gag:

AAARRGGHH Neighbours too? :roll:

Esther Rantzen from T.V.

Miss Piggy

What What,Miss Piggy my beloved.SHAME ON YOU.

What What,Miss Piggy my beloved.SHAME ON YOU.

Well I know herbert would definitely NOT put his Russian vodka in.

Well I know herbert would definitely NOT put his Russian vodka in.

Absolutely

People who are late or don't turn up at all................................... infuriating!

A small wolverine called Kevin

Jonathon Ross.

clearly, 90% of the people who have posted on this thread have never read 1984, and do not undestand the concept of room 101.

what is the point of electing people you do not like to go in the room for correction. ?

Rats eating faces in cages basically.

I read the book and found it boring, but having said that, My idea of a good read is Penthouse.

Mobile phone contracts, why are they all 18 months now :rant:

1) Thatcher
2) Morrisey
3) Drivers over 65
4) Liberals
5) Cats, Dogs
6) Bankers
7) Racists
8) Tabloids
9) Pompous people
10) Religion
11) Leeds/Liverpool scum
12) Graham Norton.


Enough for now

Sod it. Put everything in and 'Bingo!', no more annoying things.

What would you put in it?

for me (so far)

Llamas (disgusting animals)
Marmite (no words needed)
Poodles (They aint dogs. They be bad perms with legs)
Cold callers (just ***** off)
Telesales (no REALLY!!! Just ***** off!!)
Tabloids (does anyone believe that stuff?)
Coffee (*sicks*)
Coffee chocolates (such a waste!)
Sheffield Wednesday (need I even type....)
Easter eggs in January (no. Just no)

Marmite!! :shocked: :nono:

Throwing Sheff Weds aint gonna work kb:(. There'll still be the fans :hihi:
Thankfully I have 2 more days off work before I have to face it. (mobile turned off until then too:hihi:)

Marmite!! :shocked: :nono:

Throwing Sheff Weds aint gonna work kb:(. There'll still be the fans :hihi:
Thankfully I have 2 more days off work before I have to face it. (mobile turned off until then too:hihi:)

Yes my Sheff Wed fan Bro in law has already left a message on our unanswered phone :rolleyes: :D

Yes my Sheff Wed fan Bro in law has already left a message on our unanswered phone :rolleyes: :D

Luckily my bro who's been up for the weekend for the match went straight to the railway station after the game, so I escaped him. :hihi:

Anyway back on topic...

can we throw ourselves in? :hihi: (me, not us;))

Ask me again once we've played them again in Feb :D

EDIT - Read wrong LOL!

ID cards and anything that infringes my freedom.
Southern Beer
Cleethorpes
Chavs
Soaps/reality TV
Feet
Traffic Wardens
Old peoples homes (as they stand)
Mobile phone companies.
Government Bureaucrats
Time.

to add...

Guinness!! (yeugh!)
Cillit Bang (Just cos of 'Barry Scott' and his damn annoying shouty)
Wasps (pure eeeeeevil)
Gherkins (how DARE they spoil a Big Mac?!)
Gyms (take a walk!)

Time.
That's almost worthy of a thread in itself. :hihi:
to add...
Wasps (pure eeeeeevil)

Can you put them in after SWFC?

:hihi:

Alarm Clocks. Theres another

Which reminds me I'll be screaming at mine in less than four hours *sigh*

Alarm Clocks. Theres another

Which reminds me I'll be screaming at mine in less than four hours *sigh*

Doze off at the computer now... and set your snooze for 30 minute intervals. Then you'll get 8 sleeps :thumbsup:;)

Doze off at the computer now... and set your snooze for 30 minute intervals. Then you'll get 8 sleeps :thumbsup:;)

Heh true, but one hell of a headache!

G'night :)

Heh true, but one hell of a headache!

G'night :)

;) sleep well

What would you put in it?

for me (so far)

Llamas (disgusting animals)
Marmite (no words needed)
Poodles (They aint dogs. They be bad perms with legs)
Cold callers (just ***** off)
Telesales (no REALLY!!! Just ***** off!!)
Tabloids (does anyone believe that stuff?)
Coffee (*sicks*)
Coffee chocolates (such a waste!)
Sheffield Wednesday (need I even type....)
Easter eggs in January (no. Just no)

For me: -

George W Bush (do I really need to explain this one?)
"New" Labour (Should just merge with the Conservative party)
The tabloid press (All trash)
Sky TV (All trash)
All our MP's & all other self serving elected officials (should just outsource them to India - they'd do a better job and for less money)
First Group
Lawyers
The BNP
Anyone who uses religion to justify the killing of innocent people (here's looking at you Mr. Bush)
Bitchy / ignorant people at work
All senior managers (What purpose do they serve?)
Consultants
Bankers
Telesales
Crap music in the charts
Hallam FM / Galaxy 105 / All other sh*tty commercial radio
Radio 1 in the daytime
Mobile phones
Cars
All crappy plastic gadgets
People who pretend to be dumb


And last but no means least, the pond life who cancelled the Chart Show on ITV back in 1998

Talking heads on TV critisising talented people yet having no talent themselves.

For a start:

Pro-Muslim/anti-Muslim and pro-migrant/anti-migrant threads
Getting up to go to work in the mornings
Housework
Not being able to remember things, especially names


I think there should be another room opposite to room 101 where all the good things can go to save them from Room 101. From the lists above I would put marmite, llamas and poodles (never hurt anyone), coffee chocolates, time and possibly gherkins. Everything else can go.

Owls 1 Blunts 0 :clap: :banana: :clap:

Owls 1 Blunts 0 :clap: :banana: :clap:

You'd put that scoreline in room 101? :P

For me it would be:
Thunder and lightening spiders
Clowns
Balloons
All the people that say I'm welsh

My friend & I were playing this at work on Friday!
Paper cuts (so small an injury, so much pain)
football hooligans (grow up)
people who can't admit that they are wrong - ever (No-ones right all the time)
the general public
Anything Xmas related before December (there is just no need, people!!)
DFS adverts (Grrrrrrrrr)
films on TV cut off half way through for the news
Pretentious people
call centres (from both sides, having called them and worked in one)
people who leave used teabags in the sink
people who don't wash daily
anything that tastes like anaseed

Guinness!! (yeugh!)


Guinness is the nectar of the Gods.

i would but into room 101

celery (why do people use it, i cant even touch the stuff without wanting to vomit)
Girls aloud (they shouldnt be allowed)
boybands (too naff by far)
lindsey lohan (has she ever actually done anything)
paris hilton/nicole richie(as above)
Sheffield wednesday
the bnp
spiders
lager (yuck)
morrisons supermarket
all tv soaps
chubby brown (the worlds most unfunniest man)

Shami Chakrabarti.
Anyone else who has worked for Liberty.
Paul McCartney.
Trevor Macdonald.
Every TV chef except Anthony Worrall Thomson.
Sean Tully.
People who care more for animals than people.
Linux users, although I know thats half the moderating team in one go.
Cat lovers, oops there goes the other half.
Tailgaters.
Most modern teachers.
Meatloaf (crap singer not food stuff).

Dirty Leeds for me!

I would put room 101 in room 101 thus bending spacetime in upon itself, and creating some kind of crazy non-euclidian nightmare space that warps the continuum around it. And then I would toss in Jade Goody.

My other half along with his precious car

Mcdonalds
Dan Brown
Subway
Starbucks
Dan Brown
Litter louts
Car drivers who don't know how to use their indicators
Dan Brown
Call centres
The fact that when I write the word "centres" it gets underlined in red as though I have spelled it incorrectly - I haven't.
Anti-social behaviour
Dan Brown
Jellied Eels
Leeds Utd
Martin Amis