Just been for breaky with the missis,i orderd egg n beans on toast,the bird says the tosast will be about five min,ok i says,she then comes out with the toast and lobs beans n egg all over it,what about the butter i says,her reply we supply the butter but you'll have tp put it on yourself.........err its coverd in beand n egg like.......couldn't belive it

Another great example of British service.

We suck.

Originally posted by kirky
Just been for breaky with the missis,i orderd egg n beans on toast,the bird says the tosast will be about five min,ok i says,she then comes out with the toast and lobs beans n egg all over it,what about the butter i says,her reply we supply the butter but you'll have tp put it on yourself.........err its coverd in beand n egg like.......couldn't belive it
Were you pi**ed when you wrote this???

Originally posted by wibbles
Were you pi**ed when you wrote this???

i don't drink in the mornings..but i was slightly pi**ed off

Originally posted by wibbles
Were you pi**ed when you wrote this???

i tend to write things as i say em,i'm sure admin will edit it for the posh folk :)

Its great to see that you're getting about a bit now, good to see that you're back together after your treatment.
Take care now and recover soon.
Well done and keep up the little days out.

Originally posted by Hadron
Its great to see that you're getting about a bit now, good to see that you're back together after your treatment.
Take care now and recover soon.
Well done and keep up the little days out.

eh!

Originally posted by kirky
i don't drink in the mornings..but i was slightly pi**ed off
I've just sprayed my cheese butty over my monitor!!:D

Originally posted by Ned Ludd
I've just sprayed my cheese butty over my monitor!!:D

has it got butter on ?

Originally posted by kirky
has it got butter on ?
My screen? Yes, it has now.

and cheese no doubt...lol

Just a tip,keep walking past Debenhams,and go down to Sunwin Hse,Top floor.They do a brilliant breakfast and it is cooked for you i.e not served out of serving pans kept warm by lights.