I’m sure many of you have watched the Wicker Man and remember the final see when the Wicker Man is set alight.

For those of you that haven’t, what basically happens in a huge man is made out of wicker, like a wicker basket. The tummy of the man is hollow and big enough to fit a person. Once the tummy has someone in it then the wicker man is set alight, the person burns as a human sacrifice.

Which two people would you like to see in the stomach of the Wicker Man.

I would like to see Ant and Dec in the Wicker man. I would also like Linda (go to the opening of a fridge door) Barker make a ‘celeb’ appearance to light the man with a box of matches and a petrol soaked fur coat.

Who would you like to see in the Wicker Man

ant and dec would be cool, but 4 me it would have 2 be victoria beckham. she is the most phoney overated human being of all time when shes having a photo took she realy makes me heave.

John Prescott , there wouldn't be enough room for anyone else

No-one.

I would like or take any enjoyment whatsoever in seeing another human being suffer.

good god lighten up a bit

Originally posted by Jamie
No-one.

I would like or take any enjoyment whatsoever in seeing another human being suffer.

"would"

don't you mean wouldn't???

Originally posted by brooksy
good god lighten up a bit

I am lightened up :-)

I just wouldn't like to see harm come to anyone ... but that's just how I feel brooksy.

Originally posted by dylan_61
"would"

don't you mean wouldn't???

*mwahhh hahhh hahhh* ... lol.

Of course !!!

George W Bush and any one of his cronies

jamie i think this post was meant 2 be slightly tongue in cheek thats what i was getting at.

Jamie...

lets burn him.
;)

Are all these candidates virgins? I thought it was absolutely essential that the victim was pure.
OK, I can't imagine anyone wanting to s**g Bush or Prescott but amazingly there are at least two women out there completely lacking in any taste whatsoever!:loopy:

Originally posted by brooksy
jamie i think this post was meant 2 be slightly tongue in cheek thats what i was getting at.

I know dude ... I just missed the point for a few seconds that's all ... I must be in love (or just insane ... I can never tell the difference).

Originally posted by neeeeeeeeeek
Jamie...

lets burn him.

Come n get me neeeeeeeekie baby :p

Course, if you put Prescott in the Wickerman there'd be a conflagration that'd take weeks to go out.
It could get quite dangerous and spread to the City. Imagine the Sheffield Star, "Firestorm Sweeps City" on page 2, the main headline, "Utd. Sign Brian Deane" beating it off the front page.

I'd burn Edward Woodward.

Ned

The headline the day after would be "Pork Scratching Market Collapses - Due to glut of supply" or "Dripping price at an all time Low" or "Average IQ of Labour Party Doubles"

or

"Pizza Hut Issues Profits Warning!"

I knew there was something sinister with these basket-weaving night classes. I'll be giving them a wide birth I can tell you.

Should obviously be stuffed with Wicker people...oh and Roney Radio Sheffield left wing Robinson who only lets people onto his talk in if they have the same sandal wearing views.
Ill even pay for the petrol.


Dragon

Originally posted by Ned Ludd
Course, if you put Prescott in the Wickerman there'd be a conflagration that'd take weeks to go out.
It could get quite dangerous and spread to the City. Imagine the Sheffield Star, "Firestorm Sweeps City" on page 2, the main headline, "Utd. Sign Brian Deane" beating it off the front page.

Wouldnt it be good to watch fat Two Jags burn as hes screems for "his mates" the firefighters.

Oh what a delightful thought, the fat man burning and loads of firemen queing up to put the flames out with cricket bats.

Originally posted by jackthedog
I'd burn Edward Woodward.

You might find yourself on the wrong end of an 'equaliser'. :P

Originally posted by hj dary
Wouldnt it be good to watch fat Two Jags burn as hes screems for "his mates" the firefighters.

Oh what a delightful thought, the fat man burning and loads of firemen queing up to put the flames out with cricket bats.

As well as anything Prescott puts his mark on is a shambles. He should have remained as a drinks waiter on a boat......that got sunk.....:(

With all these people burning ,just think of all the smoke in the air and the firemen who have put the out.There maybe a delay for some

Joking aside! I can imagine things like that going off in the Derbyshire area, Matlock in particular. Specially if they caught a Sheffielder or DEEDAAR as they call us. My burning song would have to be...We are Bladesmen, we are Bladesmen, super Bladesmen from the lane...etc.
How about ..Fetch the firebrigade (Move?)

Originally posted by jackthedog
I'd burn Edward Woodward.
Nice one!
Humour, at last!:bigsmile:

He'd go up very quickly..all that wood

Q: Why are there so many 'D's in Edward Woodward's name?

A: Because if they weren't there, he'd be called Ewar Woowar.

Not many people know that the Great Fire of London resulted from an incidence of spontaneous human combustion in a baker's shop in Pudding Lane. The unfortunate victim, Johnye Prescotte being one the man from Hull's famous ancestors.

I would love to see that female american soldier - the one in the iraq torture photo's! in there.

I feel she would burn quite nicely.

Does anyone think that the popularity of Chicken in a Basket is in anyway indicative of a faint folk-memory of sacrifices in a Wicker Man?

On another Prescott point, if you got him to swallow 4 feet of rope, he'd make a superb long-lasting candle.

Originally posted by Lestat
I would love to see that female american soldier - the one in the iraq torture photo's! in there.

I feel she would burn quite nicely.

Nah. It's a scientific fact that s**t won't burn. Mind you, that may be wrong. I think we managed to burn the White House down in 1812.