Just heard that the live broadcast from the Big Brother house has been cut off due to the fact that self-styled "alpha male" Victor has lamped the niccotine fuelled Nadia...quite why has not been established, but it's more interesting than hearing Ahmed bang on about why he hates Marco and the resulting tears from the campest man in Christendom!

Tell you what i used to really hate this programme but it seems to be getting slightly more interesting.

It's amazing what you can do with a dozen gormless stereotypes, a glorified bedsit and a touch of inventive cruelty.

I love watching a cross section of the Britain's freakiest humans slowly driving each other mad.

In freak order 1 = most freaky.

1. A Geordie, as we all know the Geordie can't manage to talk about any other subjects other than (a) themselves (b) How great Newcastle is.

2. The IT. Gender bending of the worst kind, Shemale.

3. The world campest man

4. The worlds second campest man.

5. Jade Goodie wannabe. Now that a role model to follow.


The only person I actually have an affinity with is Ahmed. Has anyone noticed that he's collecting fertiliser and hiding nails. I can't wait for his eviction night, so I can watch the home made nail bomb strapped to him waste take out the gays and shemale infidels over the cry of Allah Akbah

i just can't believe all the ******* weird noises these people come out with SO annoying how could anyone live with all that high pitched squealing - and that's just marco and that Nadia thing

more talk about this on tv and movies

Fisticuffs is a good start but I say give them chainsaws and blenders :D

"Fisticuffs is a good start but I say give them chainsaws and blenders"

Sometimes I wish this forum had a feature where you could "rec" (recommend) a post.

Tonight's episode was hilarious! I don't normally watch, but I saw it by chance tonight and what a fight! That blonde guy with the 6 pack really does my nut in. I think I'll watch more regularly in future.

I feel sorry for this lot as they have been completely manipulated by the producers in acting in this terrible way

lets feel for them they are ( and yes they ARE) human!!!

See how the blond dude and the Gangsta guy's face and attitudes changed when the security men came in? LOL "I wasn't doing anything honest, it wasn't just me"

Originally posted by crowefan
I feel sorry for this lot as they have been completely manipulated by the producers in acting in this terrible way

lets feel for them they are ( and yes they ARE) human!!!

And all volunteers.

Query.....(and a genuine one)

Are they legally bound to remain there if they don't want to?

No they are legally allowed to leave the house at any time they choose. To keep them ther would be classed as kidnapping (if they have chosen to go that is), and a breach of their human rights.

So I dont feel sorry for them... they choose to stay to I say lets enjoy the show folks! :D

Big Brother = Teh suck.

I'd rather watch a 24/7 marathon of the chuffing Teletubbies.... :loopy:

I was just checking on that one DaB. Thanks.

Now I am right in saying what I was thinking all along. Whatever happens to them, whatever agonies and embarrassment they suffer is down to them.

They ought to change the rules now. "Last one alive wins." Then I might even watch this drivel.