When will the pain stop?

No I don't have toothache, but a rather large headache as I have seen an advert for another celeb' reality program:loopy:

Jodie Marsh and someone else in a penthouse suite with free booze for 24 hours with the highlights shown on Sky one:rolleyes:

Wow! i'm won over, NOT!

At least lets make the shows interesting! Something like 'Celebrity corpse' in a Big brother style setting with A-list celebs' with the winner shot and cooked up in Gordan Ramseys kitchen, the body, cooked up by him and a group of B-list celebs' is tasted and if it doesn't pass the test they are shot! Their bodies will be put on pop Idol. It will disgust Simon Cowell so much he will have a heart attack. His body will be put on Survivor with the C-list and lower as the only food available, you will see the celebs rot away as they wont eat Simon Cowell.

Follow this process until all the crap celebs are gone and all the shows are cancelled. Hopefully this wont make a celeb' of me:loopy:

Hear, hear! I am SICK to DEATH of all this voyeuristic-blando-crap!!! Take it off our screens please!!

I appreciate it's cheap TV that's easy to film and provides hours of (rubbish) footage which can fill gaps in the un-imaginative schedules of bored channel controllers, but PLEASE!!! It's tripe. Pure and simple tripe.

What happened to television? I hardly ever even bother switching it on these days... :loopy:

Check out this post. You can appear in one if you wish....

http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9974

A few good suggestions on that link there cols.

Its trrue. This whole reality TV thing has gone way way beyond the saturation point now.

Until they make Celebrity Ultimate Fighting that is. I'd pay to say these fame hungry media junkies kick seven bells out of each other.

Originally posted by Andy077
Its trrue. This whole reality TV thing has gone way way beyond the saturation point now.

Until they make Celebrity Ultimate Fighting that is. I'd pay to say these fame hungry media junkies kick seven bells out of each other.

Good idea
Sounds like the only possible GOOD celeb.reality show.
Id watch it.

Originally posted by BongMonster
Good idea
Sounds like the only possible GOOD celeb.reality show.
Id watch it.

You aught to watch MTV Celebrity Deathmatch then... Stop motion models of most of the major stars kicking 7 shades of you know what out of each other inside a big ring.

Originally posted by Rich
You aught to watch MTV Celebrity Deathmatch then... Stop motion models of most of the major stars kicking 7 shades of you know what out of each other inside a big ring.

Have seen it b4.Is quite good.
However nothing can be more entertaining than to see real celebrities ripping the hell out of each other

Originally posted by Rich
You aught to watch MTV Celebrity Deathmatch then... Stop motion models of most of the major stars kicking 7 shades of you know what out of each other inside a big ring.

Nice animation, not too funny IMO... just the same joke every week really...

You want 'Battle Royale' rules - lock 40 minor celebrities on an island and give them 3 days to be the last one standing!!!

:evil: Mwah ha ha ha haaaa :evil:

And here's some ideas for "contestants".....

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson (Just who the heck is she anyway and what has she done to become so famous?)
Keith Chegwin (was cool on 80s kids progs, nowadays is annoying)
Ant and Dec (Nuff said)
Will Young
Gareth Gates
The Cheeky Girls

Feel free to add more to the list if you think of any :thumbsup: :evil:

To that list I would add the following:

Jade Goody
Anthea Turner
Jack Osbourne
Jodie Marsh
Simon Callow
Richard Whiteley
Carol Smileeeee
Carol Vorderman
Jordan
Major James Hewitt
Nicholas Parsons
Noel Edmonds
Jimmy Saville
Tony Blackburn
Lawrence Llewellen Bowen
Jeremy Clarkson
Lisa Tarbuck
Michael Winner

Come on everyone, join in!

I'd like to watch Ant and Dec fight to the death

Ant and Dec... you'd take heavy casualties in your audience though, as people died from the terrible jokes... :(

How about adding this little lot, as well?

Davina McCall
The woman presenting CrimeWatch
All presenters from property programmes
Josie Darby
Chris Evans (still unforgiven)
Vernon Kay
Cast of Eastenders (no exceptions)
(+ quite a lot of pop bands really...)

:D that would put a smile on my face

Ah crap!! I didn't realise it was a series called Celebrity penthouse:loopy: Todays muppets are Stan Collymore and Vanessa Feltz! Oh the humanity:o :o :o