View Full Version : What WOULDN'T you do for a million?!!!


charli001
05-07-2006, 20:22
Seriously this comes up sooo often with me and my friends so what wouldn't u do for a million?

Jabberwocky
05-07-2006, 20:23
Eat the entire planets supply of slug slime.

charli001
05-07-2006, 20:24
Thats all you wouldnt do?

Jabberwocky
05-07-2006, 20:24
Eat the entire planets supply of slug slime.
Actually ill take that back. A million is a lot isnt it.

Jabberwocky
05-07-2006, 20:25
I cant imagine anything putting me off of getting my nasty little hands on a mill.

charli001
05-07-2006, 20:25
I was thinking like family(sorry) and animals and maybe eat poo!

Jimbob1989
05-07-2006, 20:25
A million isnt that much now a days ;) need more like 4 to run off abroad with a new identity :cool: :hihi:

Jabberwocky
05-07-2006, 20:26
A million isnt that much now a days ;) need more like 4 to run off abroad with a new identity :cool: :hihi:
Poo? Id eat a turd for a tenner!

Jabberwocky
05-07-2006, 20:27
I hope to god Dibsy isnt watching this.

charli001
05-07-2006, 20:27
Poo? Id eat a turd for a tenner!

Seriously ill take that for a tenner!

charli001
05-07-2006, 20:27
A million isnt that much now a days ;) need more like 4 to run off abroad with a new identity :cool: :hihi:

So what would u do for 10 mill?

Jabberwocky
05-07-2006, 20:28
DAMN i meant...erm... tenner as in ten mill.

Heh, got out of that one.

spyro2000
05-07-2006, 20:29
Id eat everyones turd that has posted in this thread

Jabberwocky
05-07-2006, 20:30
Id eat everyones turd that has posted in this thread
Even I wouldnt eat one of my turds and I know what I get up to!

charli001
05-07-2006, 20:30
Id eat everyones turd that has posted in this thread
Thats rather sick but i like the way u thought thru that one!

Jimbob1989
05-07-2006, 20:30
So what would u do for 10 mill?
I wouldnt do anything for 10 million, other than earn it. If it was given to me, it wouldn't have taken any sort of challenge, it would be worthless :) plus, money's not everything, the important things are life are those you recieve through graft and effort :thumbsup:

charli001
05-07-2006, 20:32
I wouldnt do anything for 10 million, other than earn it. If it was given to me, it wouldn't have taken any sort of challenge, it would be worthless :) plus, money's not everything, the important things are life are those you recieve through graft and effort :thumbsup:

I like your way of thinking and its very noble to be that way but also i hate to say i find it complete bull!!
I should Know!!!

Anj1364
05-07-2006, 20:32
Seriously this comes up sooo often with me and my friends so what wouldn't u do for a million?

Turn down 2!

ANGELUS
05-07-2006, 21:36
There is not much I wouldnt do for a million quid.
It would have to be something pretty nasty :hihi:

Give me some examples though and I'll see if I'd turn them down

Jimbob1989
05-07-2006, 21:37
see if I'd turn them down
Sleep with elton john? :suspect: :hihi:

saxon51
05-07-2006, 21:39
As long as I survive the incident, harm no other person (with the odd exception) or animal, and don't get locked up for longer than a year, I think I'd be game for anything to get my hands on a million.

Except this!!!!

Sleep with elton john?

ANGELUS
05-07-2006, 21:42
Sleep with elton john? :suspect: :hihi:

For a million quid I would :hihi:
I'm not fussy for that kind of cash.

spyro2000
05-07-2006, 21:44
For a million quid I would :hihi:
I'm not fussy for that kind of cash.

I hear your not fussy full stop mate :hihi:

ANGELUS
05-07-2006, 21:47
I hear your not fussy full stop mate :hihi:

I have some standards mate :hihi:
They just go out the window for a million quid :thumbsup:

Ha3el
05-07-2006, 22:07
I wouldnt do anything for 10 million, other than earn it. If it was given to me, it wouldn't have taken any sort of challenge, it would be worthless :) plus, money's not everything, the important things are life are those you recieve through graft and effort :thumbsup:

you have my respect for this attitude tis nice to hear someone think like that. However, although money isnt everything life is bloody hard without it! So given that, i would not say no to 1m or 10m but i do appreciate the value of money and it does feel better if its earned.


Things i would not do for 1m:
Kill, injure or torture any person or animal (with exception of insects and fish possibly);
give someone else the potential via information or other aids to do the above;
Give up my daughter;
cease contact with all the people i care about;
Steal;
use underhanded methods such as tricking someone into giving me the money;
serve a life sentence in prison;
turn my back on anyone who needed my help if i was their only hope;
cause someone to lose their home or become separated from their family;
Anything else that would have a negative effect on another person - either financially or emotionally

I think ive prob covered everything that id definately refuse without question, most other things would take consideration :thumbsup:

susiepoosie
05-07-2006, 22:12
There's NO WAY I'd bonk Donald Trump for a million, not even a hundred million. I mean for gawd sakes, have you seen that comb over he sports, deary me! :gag:

shoeshine
05-07-2006, 22:19
you have my respect for this attitude tis nice to hear someone think like that. However, although money isnt everything life is bloody hard without it! So given that, i would not say no to 1m or 10m but i do appreciate the value of money and it does feel better if its earned.


Things i would not do for 1m:
Kill, injure or torture any person or animal (with exception of insects and fish possibly);
give someone else the potential via information or other aids to do the above;
Give up my daughter;
cease contact with all the people i care about;
Steal;
use underhanded methods such as tricking someone into giving me the money;
serve a life sentence in prison;
turn my back on anyone who needed my help if i was their only hope;
cause someone to lose their home or become separated from their family;
Anything else that would have a negative effect on another person - either financially or emotionally

I think ive prob covered everything that id definately refuse without question, most other things would take consideration :thumbsup:


My soulmate.....we will be poor but happy together! :love: :love: :love:

Ha3el
05-07-2006, 22:19
There's NO WAY I'd bonk Donald Trump for a million, not even a hundred million. I mean for gawd sakes, have you seen that comb over he sports, deary me! :gag:

well im sure with the million you could afford a paper bag for him and one for you incase his falls off :thumbsup:

Ha3el
05-07-2006, 22:22
My soulmate.....we will be poor but happy together! :love: :love: :love:

poor? who says? id still happily eat bugs or whatever else :thumbsup: (well maybe not whatever else before anyone jumps on that! :suspect:)

susiepoosie
05-07-2006, 22:22
You're right, shucks, never thought of that!! Ok, I take it back....get me a sturdy paper bag!! :hihi:

shoeshine
05-07-2006, 22:25
A quick question.....are you lasses allowed out unsupervised in public? :hihi:

susiepoosie
05-07-2006, 22:27
Out....in public......without a carer.?????Noooooooooooooooooooo :loopy:

donuticus
06-07-2006, 00:10
Tell Christiano Ronaldo that he is a fine upstanding young footballer, who would never cheat at a game of football.

Draggletail
06-07-2006, 00:19
I wouldn't do owt for a million other than try to earn it (or do the lottery) to quote Jimbob

All I ever wanted from life was to meet my soulmate - and unlike many people I eventually did - it took a long time but was worth far more than any money :)

ANGELUS
06-07-2006, 00:22
I wouldn't do owt for a million

You sure about that mate- surely there is something that can tempt you to take the million.

You can do a lot with a million quid mate thats what you have to remember :thumbsup:

Draggletail
06-07-2006, 00:32
You sure about that mate- surely there is something that can tempt you to take the million.

You can do a lot with a million quid mate thats what you have to remember :thumbsup:
In some ways, there is an awful lot you can't do with a million really ...... if you want to make it last the rest of your life, a 'modest' house £200.000 ? Wheels.... a few grand.

Give a wedge to parents if necessary etc.

Invest the rest for a monthly income......

A million aint a great deal anymore in terms of setting you up for life.

But if you wanna blow it and have fun for a while a millions cool :) ;)

BasilRathbon
06-07-2006, 08:53
It's an old idea, but anyone on this thread remember dignity and self-respect?

ANGELUS
06-07-2006, 09:02
It's an old idea, but anyone on this thread remember dignity and self-respect?

I agree mate!
Apart from everyone has their price.

pk014b7161
06-07-2006, 12:04
There's NO WAY I'd bonk Donald Trump for a million, not even a hundred million. I mean for gawd sakes, have you seen that comb over he sports, deary me! :gag:

hundred million , id have his kids ,

YakQueudrue
06-07-2006, 12:15
Seriously this comes up sooo often with me and my friends so what wouldn't u do for a million?

Pay £2MILLION.

StarSparkle
06-07-2006, 13:12
I wouldn't do owt for a million other than try to earn it (or do the lottery) to quote Jimbob

All I ever wanted from life was to meet my soulmate - and unlike many people I eventually did - it took a long time but was worth far more than any money :)

Nicely said, Draggletail :thumbsup: - and Jimbob :thumbsup:

I'm right with both of you - there are so many things more important in life than money.

I simply wouldn't sell myself or my principles for any amount of money.

StarSparkle

StarSparkle
06-07-2006, 13:14
You sure about that mate- surely there is something that can tempt you to take the million.

You can do a lot with a million quid mate thats what you have to remember :thumbsup:

You can't buy self-respect or a new conscience, Angelus mate.

You're wrong on this one.

StarSparkle