View Full Version : Ok I like a bit of a lay in myself, but is this possibly the laziest ebayer ever?


Draggletail
02-07-2006, 23:49
Just received this email from someone who bought a motherboard from me on ebay
.....i live in a tower block and even though i know parcel force deliver,they usualy deliver earlier in morn,between 9.00-10.30am.

i always get to bed late and i'm on dole and i get my money on wednesday.the thing with royal mail is they send them parcels with the post lady,she always seems to come 10.30-11-30am,this tower is last on her round in this area.

the sorting office is 5 mins from where i live.if parcel force deliver to early i might be asleep when they ring the bell,and that might arouse me and if it isnt answered they just dont bother,i have had trouble with them in past,and had to arrange a later delivery.

for this reason i prefer if you send by royal mail please.

Is it just me ........ :suspect:

Pseudonym
03-07-2006, 00:32
This MUST be worth the little extra cost to your customer!

Royal Mail Special Delivery 9.00am Service

When your item absolutely has to get to its destination on time, and you want the peace of mind of knowing it’s in the best possible hands, you can’t get any better than Special Delivery 9.00am™.

Save over 50% compared to other next day express carriers and get your item delivered by 9.00am the next working day

With luck, it should arrive shortly after 7am... Your buyer will then have the rest of the day to enjoy their purchase, I'm sure that they'll appreciate the thought that has gone into ensuring the prompt delivery of it! :rolleyes:

Cliff Clavin
03-07-2006, 00:40
Genius - I wonder if this guy/gal wonders why so many immigrants are allowed in th the UK?

Siân
03-07-2006, 00:54
if parcel force deliver to early i might be asleep when they ring the bell, and that might arouse me

I'm wondering if it's common to be aroused by doorbells ringing or just a peculiar fetish :hihi:

davyboy
03-07-2006, 08:08
I'm wondering if it's common to be aroused by doorbells ringing or just a peculiar fetish :hihi:

...................Brilliant

Hecate
03-07-2006, 08:10
I'm wondering if it's common to be aroused by doorbells ringing or just a peculiar fetish :hihi:
That Pavlov has a lot to answer for :hihi: .

Plain Talker
03-07-2006, 08:36
I'm wondering if it's common to be aroused by doorbells ringing or just a peculiar fetish :hihi:


I was just thinking the same myself, as I read this thread.

PT

Don_Kiddick
12-07-2006, 06:42
I'm wondering if it's common to be aroused by doorbells ringing or just a peculiar fetish :hihi:


That Pavlov has a lot to answer for :hihi: .
:hihi: Pavlov's nob :hihi:

muddycoffee
12-07-2006, 07:07
I know some people like your tower block tommy.

They like to wear their "dole scum" label like a badge of honour. I think a bit of retraining, in a military camp would shake a bit of sense into them, or a gradual lowering of benefits.

I am sounding like an old throw back :huh:

Liose
12-07-2006, 07:30
You've got to be joking???

Draggletail
12-07-2006, 10:36
You've got to be joking???
Nope. It's a straight copy and paste from his email!

At least he left me good feedback ;)