Right! After being a patient in a psychiatric unit and then 7 years later being a support worker on the same ward I have come to the conclusion that it is very difficult to tell the difference between the staff and the patients.

One of my favourite jokes as both patient and staff member was the following...

What's the difference between God and a psychiatrist?


God doesnt think He's a psychiatrist!

Also thought number two...

When you talk to God it's called praying...but why, when He talks to you it's called paranoid schizophrenia??????

Any thoughts?????


The day you grow up...is the day you have a real good laugh at yourself!

When you talk to God it's called praying...but why, when He talks to you it's called paranoid schizophrenia??????

Any thoughts?????

It's only called paranoid schizophrenia when you don't work in the oval office...

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