Is anybody gonna see him on his tour or perhaps seen him in the past, not spiritually of course.
I have got tickets for his show at Stockport, looking forward to it.

Do you know Paul, I just cant decide wether to take him seriously or not.

I think it is the fake tan that does it. He seems to be more of a showman.

I thought he was good at first but now i think he is just milking it, making all these programmes soley on him. I dont know, i seem to think he has spoilt himself.

Let us know what the show is like :)

I went to see Derek at The Futurist Theatre in Scarborough during April last year.

I had been a fan until then; all I can assume (based upon the live performance) is that the shows he is in on TV are edited severely to remove the 80% of inaccurate things he says.

Of course I might have just caught a bad show, but I wasn't impressed.

Incidentally, I don't know how much your tickets cost you Paul, but ours were £17ish each and there were over 2000 people in the auditorium. Based upon the fact that the entire show was run with a roadcrew of two, and taking the hire of the venue into account, I reckon Derek went home a bit richer than most of us that evening! :|

She's an old queen and a fraud.

(Derek that is, not Kristian) :P :)

She's an old queen and a fraud.

(Derek that is, not Kristian) :P :)

<---- Goes off to hit the ban button.

Derek that is, not Meaks! ;) :razz:

I went to see Derek at The Futurist Theatre in Scarborough during April last year.

I had been a fan until then; all I can assume (based upon the live performance) is that the shows he is in on TV are edited severely to remove the 80% of inaccurate things he says.

Of course I might have just caught a bad show, but I wasn't impressed.

Incidentally, I don't know how much your tickets cost you Paul, but ours were £17ish each and there were over 2000 people in the auditorium. Based upon the fact that the entire show was run with a roadcrew of two, and taking the hire of the venue into account, I reckon Derek went home a bit richer than most of us that evening! :|

hi Kristian
I payed 16 quid for them.
I noticed he no longer does Most Haunted.
I was told he packed it because nobody took him seriously.
Like you said, I think now he milks it and I reckon he's a reject from Rada.
He can act, but he's just not good at it.

'Mary loves dick!, mary loves dick!'........Does she Derek? :hihi:

'Mary loves dick!, mary loves dick!'........Does she Derek? :hihi:

:o :rolleyes: :huh: :confused: would you care to explain that extremely random outburst


back on topic im not too keen on derek tbh

'Mary loves dick!, mary loves dick!'........Does she Derek? :hihi:

thats the funnyest thing iv heard for a while :D well done lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uD0dPhr9cQ&search=most%20haunted


mary loves dick ^^^^^

hahahaha I remember when that was on telly! HILARIOUS - he knew what he was saying - you can tell he's trying not to laugh himself!

lol i didnt see it n i thought id seen em all.. someones had too show me that i cant stop laughing lol dunno how they all kept a straight face as long as they did id have needed a change of clothes n tena lady lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uD0dPhr9cQ&search=most%20haunted


mary loves dick ^^^^^

Ha ha thanks for that, i couldnt find the clip! google let me down :thumbsup:

phoneboy has just played this on hallam fm i think he been spying here for ideas lol

phoneboy has just played this on hallam fm i think he been spying here for ideas lol

It was on the top 100 most haunted with John Culshaw the other night and Yvette fielding was trying so hard not to laugh, but behind her hand coveringg her mouth she was.

It was on the top 100 most haunted with John Culshaw the other night and Yvette fielding was trying so hard not to laugh, but behind her hand coveringg her mouth she was.

i didnt watch it for a change i must have missed it live too prob a night i was out :( nah mind i seen it nah :D

lol classic,,,,,

along with

"say it again sam,,,"

hi Kristian

I noticed he no longer does Most Haunted.
I was told he packed it because nobody took him seriously.



He packed it in cos him and Yvette didnt get along, and what with it being her show he pretty much had to go.

He packed it in cos him and Yvette didnt get along, and what with it being her show he pretty much had to go.

That and the fact they found out he was a fraud. Shocker.

That and the fact they found out he was a fraud. Shocker.

He used to play for Liverpool you know....

(random fact)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uD0dPhr9cQ&search=most%20haunted


Thats brilliant, nealy as good as Good Food Live last week when, describing a rucksack with a wine cooler in it, the wine expert guy said "you can use it as a strap-on"