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SilentStatic
08-06-2004, 11:36
Text often comes up with an unintended word before you press the button to change it. What amusing substitutions do you know?
eg, 'Sheffield' coming up as 'Shediddle' still amuses me, my church 'Eccles' comes up as 'Fables', and Heather came up as 'heavier' :P

Carmine
08-06-2004, 11:42
Is there an art to using said frustrating mode of text, as it seems to me to be much like a chinese finger trap.

Mosherchik
08-06-2004, 11:53
I have fun teachin my phone how to swear :D
predictive text is evil, especially if youve had a few :wow: Dublin hell Im a bit ripped :wink:

whats the longest "word" you can get on predictive text? so far Im up to "alonwtringrtymedcogtlodaypmeanls"

sounds a bit Welsh :thumbsup:

Carmine
08-06-2004, 11:56
I had a lecturer at uni who used to amuse himself by feeding the names of his colleagues through the spellchecker on Word...he assured me that you get some startling results.

Spangle
08-06-2004, 12:45
Mine comes up with ripped when I try type ******.
Much the same really!

{edit}
Mods - why can't I say pi**ed?!?

jackthedog
08-06-2004, 13:38
Predictive text?

Sorry, I dont have a clue what the dual you're on about.

:)

mr craig
08-06-2004, 15:41
Type Smirnoff in and it comes up as poisened.

FairyNormal
08-06-2004, 17:09
Before you put the final 'e' on tongue it spells vomit!!!

Always amuses me that does!!

pacman
08-06-2004, 17:43
Imagine if you have a friend called 'Karen', and see what it comes up with as the first 4 letters go in, hehe

magicgem
08-06-2004, 17:46
I have a funny story about predicted text......one which, I wont repeat on a family forum

Tony
08-06-2004, 17:48
Originally posted by Spangle
Mods - why can't I say pi**ed?!?
Because it's a family forum where swearing isn't allowed :P

Ginger_Kitty
08-06-2004, 18:21
my boyfriend's name is Rich, the next word after Rich on predictive text is nicely amusing ....

Grissom
08-06-2004, 18:41
Found this on Google :

'Bomb. I wolf after mind. Thanks for the nazi push. You were bad. Act in the acid. I'll take him good. Lips Mile for of. Might might. Dial.'

this should actually have read :

'Anna. I woke after nine. Thanks for the maxi push. You were ace. Cat in the cage. I'll take him home. Kiss Mike for me. Night night. Dick'

Dont u just luv technology ? :P

Fletch
09-06-2004, 13:00
ive had a few wierd messages from my mum due to predictive text (i hope)

i got one a few weeks ago

"he up comin good now text of now pls. juv nun"

i eventually translated it. it was

if your comin home now text me now please. luv mum.

i was scared

Glasstop
10-06-2004, 12:55
the one i use a lot when you go to go down the pub for a PINT it first comes up with shot, then riot

so if your not carefull the txt says "i am just going for a quick shot"
or "i am just going for a quick riot"


Stevenb