Today on Richard & Judy they were talking about how cheesy they thought Chat up lines were. I know no self respecting bloke would actually stoop so low as to try one but you must have heard one that you thought was quite good and maybe wondered what might have happened if you used it.

'I've lost my teddy, can i sleep with you?'

'do you believe in love at first sight - or shall i walk past again?'

'Thats a great dress, it would go so well with my carpet'

AaaaaaaaaaaGH!! ok, i'll stop. does anyone know any good ones?

The classic "get yer coat love, youve pulled"
or
"you dont sweat much for a fat lass"

"Hi, I'm a clairvoyant. Did you know you're going to get pregnant tonight?"

"I don't wanna come between you, or do I?"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together"

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

How do you like your eggs in the morning... scrambled or fertilised :D

Beckon the man/woman of your dreams over with your 1st finger.
When they come over to you say "If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand!!"

How do you like your eggs in the morning... scrambled or fertilised cant believe that!!!!!!!!!!! haha thats disgraceful

Hey I've never used it nor seen it used, but it made me laugh.
Although I'd rather not look like I complete 'male chicken' by saying it.

The truth is chat up 'lines' don't work. It's all about eye contact, rapour, friendly and openness and having the guts to start the conversation off. If you can do that and make her laugh aswell then you're half way to the date (or bed - depending on the morals of the girl in question).

That's what always worked for me in the past. Just being yourself is the best way.

However some of the chat up lines about make me LOL :thumbsup:

saw a t-shirt once with the words

i want a *****
all i need is U

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Originally posted by Bedhead
saw a t-shirt once with the words

i want a *****
all i need is U

We can all guess what should be there anyway ;)

Just travel up to southey / owlerton and suggest that if the get pregnant they can get a free house and free money and wont have to work until their child is 16 and people who go out to work will pay for it.

They'll bite your hand off to get into the cab

Originally posted by FetishFairy
Beckon the man/woman of your dreams over with your 1st finger.
When they come over to you say "If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand!!"

LOL that's a good one!

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Originally posted by DaBouncer
How do you like your eggs in the morning... scrambled or fertilised :D

You didnt use that on Ms Currie did you DB? :lol: ;) :thumbsup:

Oh dear lord that almost made me projectile vomit at the thought :shakes:

You: "did it hurt?"
her: "excuse me?"
You: "when you feel from heaven... did it hurt?"

You: "You must be knackered..."
Her: "why's that?"
You: "Because you've been running through my head all night"

Not to mention the classic:

You: "How you doin'?" (only works if said in an American Joey style accent)

Craig :D

Do people really think that a good chat up line will have more success than just going up and saying hello and having a normal chat?
I suppose it can be a good opening, but surely even if it makes them laugh you come across as looking like a bit of a joker and if thats not you thats not a good idea.

I just go over and say hello, and after that its all about chemistry between you and body language. If its meant to be its meant to be, and if its not at least you met someone new.

Sorry if that sounds a bit serious in a slightly jokey topic!!