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Jimbob1989
26-06-2006, 10:19
:suspect: This is going to sound like an odd question, but where am I putting all my food? For breakfast I have had a shortbread biscuit (big one), 4 slices of toast and a whole fruit flan (different fruits on custard and was the size of a dinning plate) and I'm still hungry :suspect:

I can't blame it on being a growing lad, because I've not grown in almost 2 years since i had some problems eating :( I seem to be eating loads of food and still not growing :( wheres it all going?

oh and I've not put on much weight either, I can eat and unhealtily as I want and stay the same weight? :D

I can't find an excuse for me emptying the kitchen :suspect: help.

Don_Kiddick
26-06-2006, 10:20
Tapeworms.

Have you been french kissing the pets?

Jimbob1989
26-06-2006, 10:23
Have you been french kissing the pets?
Not recently :hihi:

Jabberwocky
26-06-2006, 10:27
Ah yes, the metabolism of youth.
I was exactly the same and now Im 45 and my metabolism has slowed, I`m the proud owner of a gut you could park a bus on!

Don_Kiddick
26-06-2006, 10:32
I`m the proud owner of a gut you could park a bus on!
As long as it's the number 69 eh mate? :thumbsup:

Jabberwocky
26-06-2006, 10:33
As long as it's the number 69 eh mate? :thumbsup:
If I could get one of those I`d try hard to lose the gut.
I had a six pack once.
But I drank it.

gabby
26-06-2006, 10:36
give it a few years jimbob and one day when your laying the bath you'll be the proud owner of your very own "portable" Tracey Island.:hihi:

Jimbob1989
26-06-2006, 10:37
give it a few years jimbob and one day when your laying the bath you'll be the proud owner of your very own "portable" Tracey Island.:hihi:

:o nooooooo, as soon as i hit 21, if I see the pounds pilling on, i'm off to the gym :P

Jabberwocky
26-06-2006, 10:39
:o nooooooo, as soon as i hit 21, if I see the pounds pilling on, i'm off to the gym :P
Hehe so innocent... thats EXACTLY what I said, I worked hard all day for the water board, I tried to stay healthy, even NOW I walk for miles and go to the gym and I STILL havent seen my winky for years!
God I`m a depressing git, arent I?

Jabberwocky
26-06-2006, 10:41
I was gonna have liposuction but the doc told me that there isnt anywhere on the planet thats big enough to hold all the fat theyd have to suck out.

Jimbob1989
26-06-2006, 10:41
Hehe so innocent... thats EXACTLY what I said, I worked hard all day for the water board, I tried to stay healthy, even NOW I walk for miles and go to the gym and I STILL havent seen my winky for years!
God I`m a depressing git, arent I?
yes...

but it will take a big gut before I get to that point :thumbsup:

Jabberwocky
26-06-2006, 10:43
yes...

but it will take a big gut before I get to that point :thumbsup:
Ok now I`m scared,,, I just realised I couldnt see my winky when I had a six pack...

Jimbob1989
26-06-2006, 10:44
Ok now I`m scared,,, I just realised I couldnt see my winky when I had a six pack...

:hihi: wouldnt admit to that on a public forum, especially if you intend on coming to any meets :thumbsup: :hihi:

Jabberwocky
26-06-2006, 10:44
:hihi: wouldnt admit to that on a public forum, especially if you intend on coming to any meets :thumbsup: :hihi:
I know but my bloody delete keys not working!!!

sheffieldism
26-06-2006, 10:53
sounds like a tapeworm to me - id get it checked out before it eats you!

Jabberwocky
26-06-2006, 10:55
If tapeworms make you slim, I`m going to excavate a cows bowel out for eggs and swallow the lot! I`ll try anything at this stage!

Don_Kiddick
26-06-2006, 10:56
Jimbobs friend (http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39527000/jpg/_39527692_tapeworm203.jpg) :gag:

Jabberwocky
26-06-2006, 10:57
Jimbobs friend (http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39527000/jpg/_39527692_tapeworm203.jpg) :gag:
God that`d look nice covered in bolognese...

Jimbob1989
26-06-2006, 11:03
oh :D I also need no exercise at all in order to stay at almost dead on 10 stonne :P

sheffieldism
26-06-2006, 11:17
10 stone! what are you a whippet? i bet that tapeworm weighs about 6 stone.

Don_Kiddick
26-06-2006, 11:36
I've had bigger bobbars than that! :hihi:

Jimbob1989
26-06-2006, 12:07
10 stone! what are you a whippet? i bet that tapeworm weighs about 6 stone.

I had an eating problem when I was younger due to illness for about 2 years :) I didn't grow much for them 2 years.

I've had bigger bobbars than that! :hihi:

I can belive that :gag:

stackmonkey
26-06-2006, 12:26
oh :D I also need no exercise at all in order to stay at almost dead on 10 stonne :P

Neither did I until I hit 26/27....

Greybeard
26-06-2006, 12:53
oh :D I also need no exercise at all in order to stay at almost dead on 10 stonne :P

I was 10 stone 10 lbs. at 17 and the same weight at 27, then it started going up and I've never got back to that weight. The day you can't fasten your trousers is the day to start worrying about it.

sheffieldism
26-06-2006, 13:03
I had an eating problem when I was younger due to illness for about 2 years :) I didn't grow much for them 2 years.

yeah the gym looks like the way forward then - just get some muscle put on and that will make you fill out if you cant put on weight.

funkymiss
26-06-2006, 16:00
:suspect: This is going to sound like an odd question, but where am I putting all my food? For breakfast I have had a shortbread biscuit (big one), 4 slices of toast and a whole fruit flan (different fruits on custard and was the size of a dinning plate) and I'm still hungry :suspect:

I can't blame it on being a growing lad, because I've not grown in almost 2 years since i had some problems eating :( I seem to be eating loads of food and still not growing :( wheres it all going?

oh and I've not put on much weight either, I can eat and unhealtily as I want and stay the same weight? :D

I can't find an excuse for me emptying the kitchen :suspect: help.

Jimbob, jimbob - I think you need more nutrition! Biscuits and custardy-flans for breakfast?? No wonder you're hungry! It's bad for your blood sugar too! You'll send it soaring and then it crashes, can leave you at risk of diabetes.

Have some cereal and fruit too as well as toast for breakfast.

Just cos you haven't grown in height in a while doesn't mean you aren't bulking up or something, it'l probably calm down soon

Jimbob1989
26-06-2006, 16:04
yeah the gym looks like the way forward then - just get some muscle put on and that will make you fill out if you cant put on weight.
I use to use the gym at school, I think I can use the gym at my mums work for cheap, might be worth looking into :thumbsup:
Just cos you haven't grown in height in a while doesn't mean you aren't bulking up or something, it'l probably calm down soon
Stop thinking about my penis woman ;)

am-here
26-06-2006, 16:26
how am i going to no that lol:hihi:

funkymiss
26-06-2006, 17:27
Stop thinking about my penis woman ;)

Eww!:rant:

Jimbob1989
26-06-2006, 17:55
Eww!:rant:

I'm in the dog house :blush: