How heartwarming in this World Cup to hear the constant chanting from English fans Sid and Doris Bonkers, espousing the cause of the tight-lipped, ashen-faced supremo of their club, Neasden FC. What fine voice they have been in!

"Ron Knee!... Ron Knee!... Ron Knee!"

I'm not ashamed to say that it brings a tear to my eye... Sadly, I fear it is too late for Ron to usurp the fragrant Swede, Sonny "Sven" Ericsson, or even his accomplice, Steve "Mr. Formula 1" McLaren.

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