View Full Version : Lack of humorous posts


thenewborn
02-06-2004, 16:41
there hasnt been one in ages, every topic on nowadays is either tax evasion, terrorism or other such funny topics. has everyone gone depressed?

saxon51
02-06-2004, 16:43
Try the England 1 Japan 1 thread.

They're still laughing about that one in Tokyo.

Captain_Scarlet
02-06-2004, 16:43
If you want places along the National Railway in sheffield where there no fences and where it is easy to plant a bomb or a derailement device...

Naaa, that'd be stupid...

Anyone have a spare mortar or sommut, i have some Winter Garden smashing to do ;)

sammyBoy
02-06-2004, 16:43
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/footy.php

thenewborn
02-06-2004, 16:45
Originally posted by Captain_Scarlet
If you want places along the National Railway in sheffield where there no fences and where it is easy to plant a bomb or a derailement device...

Naaa, that'd be stupid...

Anyone have a spare mortar or sommut, i have some Winter Garden smashing to do ;)

thats more like it that was actually funny

Geoff
02-06-2004, 17:11
I'm no expert, but there must be some irony in someone moaning about the number of miserable threads? If you want to lighten things up then the obvious thing to do would be to start a 'humorous' thread - rather than join us in moaning about everything ;)

Andy78
02-06-2004, 17:44
have a read of slimsids post on making Sheffield civilised. thats given quite a few of us a giggle!

SusieP
02-06-2004, 17:48
A man walks into a bar.



Ouch.


Susie, slays me every time

Rich
02-06-2004, 18:08
Originally posted by Geoff
I'm no expert, but there must be some irony in someone moaning about the number of miserable threads? If you want to lighten things up then the obvious thing to do would be to start a 'humorous' thread - rather than join us in moaning about everything ;)

Yeah, seems a bit like double standards really, moaning about moaning :lol:

DaBouncer
02-06-2004, 18:08
Click this MP3 link (http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/attachments/hondaservicecall.mp3)!

This is sooooooo funny! :thumbsup:

brooksy
02-06-2004, 19:44
whats the differance between jordan and a kit kat

mr craig
02-06-2004, 20:56
Originally posted by sammyBoy
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/footy.php

LMAO :D
Very good.

Cols
02-06-2004, 21:02
"This is sooooooo funny! "

Well DaBouncer, you've done us proud there.

:P

SusieP
02-06-2004, 21:43
Originally posted by brooksy
whats the differance between jordan and a kit kat

I hope the punchline doesn't involve "fingers" ;)


Susie, who should know better

mad_hatter
02-06-2004, 22:11
Originally posted by brooksy
whats the differance between jordan and a kit kat


What about the chunky kit-kat, bet she could still get more in!!!!

Tony
02-06-2004, 22:40
Keep it clean boys and girls :D No Debbie Harry style references puurrleease

brooksy
02-06-2004, 23:52
whats an hospice

sammyBoy
03-06-2004, 08:30
About a gallon and a half??

Ned Ludd
03-06-2004, 08:58
Originally posted by Tony
Keep it clean boys and girls :D No Debbie Harry style references puurrleease
I suppose that means that I don't get to know about Debbie then? I honestly don't know what this alludes to.
I do know that Marianne Faithful says the Mars bar story was a figment of the imagination of a Sunday paper....is this a more up to date version of the same?

DaBouncer
03-06-2004, 10:12
This one is even funnier (http://www.mobileunlocked.co.uk/thedrive.mpg) but the sound is a little poor so you may need the volume up.

It's an MPG file and about 3 meg so for those on 56k... be patient... it's worth the wait! Might even be best to right click and 'save target as' rather than trying to stream it!:thumbsup:

noseyrosie
03-06-2004, 17:03
Maybe I'll bump up the jokes thread for you all then?

Lestat
03-06-2004, 22:34
I've started one which should hopefully keep us all smiling for a while!

Phanerothyme
03-06-2004, 23:54
Originally posted by Geoff
I'm no expert, but there must be some irony in someone moaning about the number of miserable threads? If you want to lighten things up then the obvious thing to do would be to start a 'humorous' thread - rather than join us in moaning about everything ;)
hmm I'm sure I posted a reply like this, but cant seem to find it now

evildrneil
04-06-2004, 07:49
http://www.ircuser.org/files/monkey.swf

Bedhead
04-06-2004, 08:39
Originally posted by thenewborn
there hasnt been one in ages, every topic on nowadays is either tax evasion, terrorism or other such funny topics. has everyone gone depressed?

by lack of humorous posts i think he was referring to more 'trivial' type posts rather than joke type posts but notwitstanding that, some good stuff in this thread - made me giggle :D

i'm crap at remembering jokes though although i'm a very funny person indeed! *random headspin* etc :roll: