I have a cheesy music defecit and need topping up!

So far i have
Brown Girl in the Ring
Rhinestone Cowboy

But i need more! Help me fulfill my cravings!

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Timmy Mallet version
Birdy song
Agadoo
I am the music man - Then you can do the silly dances to it

I dont dance!

How about Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers? ;)

The Birdy Song
The Chicken Song - Spitting Image
Benny Hill

An all time classic :- One day at a time [sweet jesus] Lena Martell

walk like a man?
:hihi:

You need some 50p vinyl from the charity shop!

Barron Knights.
Mrs Mills & her Hammond Organ.
Tijuana Brass.
Una Bl**dy Paloma Blanca.

:thumbsup:

chris and glen - diamond lights
ray parker junior - ghostbusters
glen frey - the heat is on
the firm - star treckin

male stripper-man to man meets man parish
stars on 45
hi ho silver lining
lady in red -chris de beefburger
shaddap a your face-joe dolce
val doonican -delaneys donkey(my personal fave)

male stripper-man to man meets man parish
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i have two 12"s of that

classic single :P

anything on that Cheggar's (sp?) choice album...

Send your love"Rennee and Rennata. :thumbsup:

Alessi - Oh Lori
Captain & Tennille - Love Will Keep Us Together
Pilot - January
Ace - How Long
Sherbert - Howzat
10cc - The Things We Do For Love
David Essex - Gonna Make You A Star

All these plus much more carefully chosen cheese on one of the better albums I've got recently - Guilty Pleasures Vol.1

Black Lace, Superman! I knew all the actions for Junior school discos!

How about Bobby Goldsboro's "Summer (The First Time)"? Lovely string arrangement married to possibly the cheesiest lyrics of all time!

Just buy one of the Guilty Pleasures CDs... every song a cheesefest!

There is a terrible group called The Feeling around at the moment, and they are unashamedly of the 'MOR' variety. It would appear that they have raided Mummy and Daddy's bland record collection, because they make the music of Abba, Wings and 10cc sound exciting. Try as I might, I cannot think of a more 'cutting edge' cheesiness than that purveyed by this band of simpering, limp-wristed milksops.

Timo, The Feeling are indeed crap, and their singer is very 'pointy' looking, which, as we already know, is one of the sure signs of sinister and potentially dangerous behaviour.

Timo, The Feeling are indeed crap, and their singer is very 'pointy' looking, which, as we already know, is one of the sure signs of sinister and potentially dangerous behaviour.

Feargal,
You make a cogent point about 'pointy' looking types. I genuinely know what you mean here, and wholeheartedly agree with your quite reasonable assessment of their potential for 'sinister' and 'dangerous' behaviour. For some reason there are a great many of them in Chesterfield.

You're not wrong Timo. Living in the shadow of the spire encourages pointiness, in the same way that hearing the sound of the Bow Bells brings about Cockerney malarkey. Thank the lord there's nothing like that in Sheffield. Apart from the fumes from the relish factory of course. We all know what they do. :|

You're not wrong Timo. Living in the shadow of the spire encourages pointiness, in the same way that hearing the sound of the Bow Bells brings about Cockerney malarkey. Thank the lord there's nothing like that in Sheffield. Apart from the fumes from the relish factory of course. We all know what they do. :|

I have often conjectured that Henderson's Relish is the source of the infamous Sheffield tendency towards neo-leftwing political sympathies. Even a dyed-in-the-tweed paleo-conservative like my urbane, erudite self might start to talk enthusiastically about 'redistributing' wealth, trades unions and 'equality' were I to liberally sprinkle the condiment upon my dinner. After a mere sniff of the aroma it is as if I am back in the era of Blunkett's Soviet-style Sheffield, and I am gripped by a strange, alien desire to don a Donkey jacket.

Macarena, Whigfield - Saturday Night & Gina G - Ooh Ahh (Just a litle bit)

They are the cheesy songs I remember being played at my school discos when I was little :D

"that's living alright" (that was the execrable chorus at any rate) - Caseous Offal
Bryan Adams - a rich seam of purest gorgonzola.
ELO - so cheesy it has blue veins running through it.

Macarena, Whigfield - Saturday Night & Gina G - Ooh Ahh (Just a litle bit)

They are the cheesy songs I remember being played at my school discos when I was little :D

My lord, I suddenly feel really old. :(

My lord, I suddenly feel really old. :(
Yeah, but I'm betting 50p that you had a good old rummage round your drawers for an old C90 cassette with those classics on! ;)

Anything by the dreadful 1970s American band, Bread is cheesy, sort of a cheese sandwich really. The toothy, horribly wholesome Carpenters were cheesiness personified too, and great favourites of the late ex-President Richard 'Tricky Dicky' Nixon. That in itself is cheesy. Perhaps the talentless, simpering Mummy's boy and eunoch, Daniel O'Donnell is King Cheese today? His particular brand of 'Oirish' sentimentality is of the greatest repugnance to me.

Bringing it right up to the 90s...How about

* Billie - Because We Want To
* Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby
* Snow - Informer
* House of Pain - Jump Around

Or some oldies...

* Mungo Jerry - In The Summertime
* Sam Cooke - Wonderful World
* Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse Of The Heart (isn't it boyo?)

And I don't know if it truely classes as cheesy, but you can't beat a good old singsong to Ben E. King - Stand By Me.

Bringing it right up to the 90s...How about

* Billie - Because We Want To
* Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby
* Snow - Informer
* House of Pain - Jump Around

Or some oldies...

* Mungo Jerry - In The Summertime
* Sam Cooke - Wonderful World
* Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse Of The Heart (isn't it boyo?)

And I don't know if it truely classes as cheesy, but you can't beat a good old singsong to Ben E. King - Stand By Me.


I am not sure about your choice of Mungo Jerry's 'In the Summertime'. I don't think it is particularly cheesy, to be honest. What, in truth, is cheesy about having 'women on your mind'? I think of little else and am not the least bit cheesy, or 'pointy' for that matter.

I am not sure about your choice of Mungo Jerry's 'In the Summertime'.

So the lyrics...

Sing along with us, dee-dee-dee-dee-dee
Da-da-da-da-da, yeah, we're hap-happy
Da-da-da-da-dah....

... are not in the least bit cheesy at all? :)

The top cheesiest cheese surely has to go to...

Charlene with I've Never Been To Me.

Classic cheese.

Hello, is it me youre looking for, I can see it in your eyes,I can see it in your smile, blah blah ,the worst song ever(next to Lady in Red!!)

How about Bobby Goldsboro's "Summer (The First Time)"? Lovely string arrangement married to possibly the cheesiest lyrics of all time!
:clap: Great Choice

Sample lines:
...
She was 31 and I was 17
I knew nothing about love
She knew everything
...
And she sipped on a julep
Her shoulders were bare
And I tried not to stare
When I looked at her two lips.
...
But stay with me until the sun has gone away
And I will chase the boy in you away
And then she smiled and we talked for a while
And we walked for a mile to the sea
We sat on the sand, and a boy took her hand
But I saw the sun rise as a man


Just thought of some more enjoyable Cheese:
Hot Chocolate - No Doubt About It
Hall & Oates - She's Gone
David Soul - Silver Lady (good guitar lick)
William Shatner - Common People

So the lyrics...



... are not in the least bit cheesy at all? :)

Okay, I'll go along with that! I wouldn't want to disagree with a fellow Blade...

The Beatles - Cheese, Cheese Me.
Engelberts' marvellous "Cheese, Release Me".
JJ Cales "Call Me The Brie"
George Bensons Sublime "Brie's In"
And, of course, The Jams "Edam Rifles".

I'm just going for a bit of a lie down now.

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Yeah, but I'm betting 50p that you had a good old rummage round your drawers for an old C90 cassette with those classics on! ;)

I'll see your 50p and raise you a quid... :P :D