I have been thinking today about things that really annoy me and must annoy others.

I was on the train on my way to work this morning when the guy next to me started twitching as if to say he wanted to get up, it must have been at least five minutes before the train was due to get to the station.. never the less i got up and let him stand.. then as we were getting off the train he started really pushing me trying to make me get off quicker.. the worst thing was the guy in front of me was blind and had a dog so i couldnt and wouldnt move any quicker... he then got onto the platform and made a call on his mobile - so was clearly in no rush!!! if it wasnt just gone eight in the morning and i wasnt still half asleep i would have said something..

So theres my thing.. what really annoys you?

What annoys me-
people who act like prostitutes on TV
people who dont help others in need

And my latest gripes- people who stand in the middle of supermarket aisles.. yacking away to people.... good lord thats so annoying!

What annoys me-
people who act like prostitutes on TV
people who dont help others in need

And my latest gripes- people who stand in the middle of supermarket aisles.. yacking away to people.... good lord thats so annoying!

OMG yeah.. the supermarket thing! Thats a classic!

OMG yeah.. the supermarket thing! Thats a classic!

I shoved past two people on monday in morrisons at halfway and they glared at me- I asked them politely before I do so mind.. and they were too busy talking.

They stood glaring at me, and I turned round and just asked 'What'
That usually does the trick.

Yeah.. well its rude.. there are plenty of places to talk.. and i really dont want to be in a supermarket any longer than i have to...

what really annoys me is close to the first post. A good friend of mine is blind, with a guide dog. yet whenever we are out at the pub or whatever everyone makes a real fuss of the dog but no one ever actuallly talks to him! give him time of day and you'll find he has a wicked sense of humor. dont ask him if you can stroke the dog, ask him how his day's been, guaranteed to make you laugh. He's blind not stupid.

I totally agree, my gran was blind so know how people treated her.. The dogs are great but they are there to to a job.. and not to be messed with it can be an awful feeling for the owner!

really smelly trumps (other peoples)

Eugh.. smelly trumps on trains even worse lol

yes, they are bad enough (especially the burnt egg variety) in trains

Anyway moving on from trumps hehe

..... other than trumps, what really annoys folk....

..... other than trumps, what really annoys folk....

Yeah - that Donald really annoys me with his ginger wig. And as for Top Trumps, do get me started on them!

really smelly trumps (other peoples)

eurgh! you mean you dont mind your own????? :suspect:

;) :hihi:

People who don't sneeze properly!

Just let it out, don't sound like a constipated gerbil!

Adam

people who are so self-absorbed that they forget we are on a tiny little island, in the middle of an ocean, surrounded by countries with billions of other people :D

really smelly trumps (other peoples)

Especially in lifts. :gag:

People who stand stock still, bewildered when they arrive at the top of an escalator with dozens of other people in perpetual motion politely piling up behind them!

^^ lol

When im walking on the pavement and a line of people who know each other are walking very slow in front of me and i cant bloody get past so i have to step onto the road to get past them! Usually happens when im in a hurry too!

People mainly guys revving their cars at the traffic lights thinking their lovely body kit on a fiesta is gonna outrun a sports car :rolleyes:

Customers complain about waiting ages for a drink and when you get to them, their umming and ahhing at what to have?! All that time waiting, could have spent deciding for drink to have!!
Customers asking what lagers there are...Hmmm look at the fridges and the pumps, might be a clue!

Last one!!! Customers ordering a pint of beer, give them beer/bitter and they say *No i ordered a pint of beer* Me, *that is beer, its Stones!* C, *But i wanted Carling* Me, *Carling is lager!* If customers wanted something specific why cant they just say that in the first place!!! :rolleyes:

people who are so self-absorbed that they forget we are on a tiny little island, in the middle of an ocean, surrounded by countries with billions of other people :D

but 'we' are a pretty amazing island with a rich history etc! When 'we' speak people listen! We are still viewed with a LOT of respect in the world!

people who think a newsagents' is a library and spend ages reading the papers and magazines when all you want to do is push past them to buy one yourself.

Oh and people who do those really loud 'attention seeking' sneezes when they're sat behind you on a train.

:rant: SUMMER

i hate the nasty Pollen

my eyes are sooo red and sore and ive sneezed 100 time in the last 5 minutes

:help:

People scraping plates with knives and forks. Or scraping knives and forks together.

Wow so many things that annoy people! Heres another, when you buy something in a shop and they rush you to put your money away and move!

Nanny state advice on adverts and products.

Always Read The Label;
Drink Sensibly (which is a red rag to a bull with me);
Contains Mild Peril (what was wrong with the film certificates we all grew up with? They gave us an idea of what we could expect to see);
Burger Shown Not Actual Size (this was the Burger King burger that landed on a car. It was to promote King Kong).

All companies enticing you to sue someone because you were thick enough not to see the edge of the swimming pool and you fell in, even though you knw you can't swim. I'd sooner such parasytical companies would go bust. They are costing us all more in our premiums...,

DFS - another bloody sale which 'must end Monday'. Yeh, yeh, yeh. I'll get my shoes on.

Adverts which are louder than the programme you have been watching.

The obsession with the weather on the news, both national then local.

I could go on forever.

Wow so many things that annoy people! Heres another, when you buy something in a shop and they rush you to put your money away and move!

I know what you mean, but what really annoys me is when people stand in a queue to pay for something in a shop, and then seem surprised when they are asked to pay, and start searching handbag/pockets for wallet - why not just get it out while you are queueing?

belly button fluff :hihi:

People who come on here with an acid tongue.

Not mentioning any names like.

:gag:

belly button fluff :hihi:

Eugh, get rid of it and have a shower hehe..

I know what you mean, but what really annoys me is when people stand in a queue to pay for something in a shop, and then seem surprised when they are asked to pay, and start searching handbag/pockets for wallet - why not just get it out while you are queueing?


Aggggah that was my next one. i worked in a branch for a bank, customers would complain they had to wait in the queue then the would spend five mins looking for there bank card!

I have been thinking today about things that really annoy me and must annoy others.

I was on the train on my way to work this morning when the guy next to me started twitching as if to say he wanted to get up, it must have been at least five minutes before the train was due to get to the station.. never the less i got up and let him stand.. then as we were getting off the train he started really pushing me trying to make me get off quicker.. the worst thing was the guy in front of me was blind and had a dog so i couldnt and wouldnt move any quicker... he then got onto the platform and made a call on his mobile - so was clearly in no rush!!! if it wasnt just gone eight in the morning and i wasnt still half asleep i would have said something..

So theres my thing.. what really annoys you?

I know that train well, normally theres a wait to get into the station and people stand up then while the train is stationary for about 5 mins. probably the same people that start standing at shireoaks to get the train in the evening

Yes the 7.52 from worksop! Its a nightmare!

Yes the 7.52 from worksop! Its a nightmare!

Thats the one!

And are you another one of the unfortnate few that has to get the 17.18 from sheffield where they love to put on one carrage, when the later train has about three and ten people wanting to travel?

And are you another one of the unfortnate few that has to get the 15.17 from sheffield where they love to put on one carrage, when the later train has about three and ten people wanting to travel?

No i have the pleasure of the 17:18 which always rammed

No i have the pleasure of the 17:18 which always rammed


Hehe thats the one i ment.. im got all my numbers wrong hehe

So your a fellow travler... wow the people you meet on here

You understand the hell that is trains to worksop, my boyfriend just thinks im being a drama queen

Yes im sooo with you on that.. Its awful.. worse in the morning as the last thing you want to do is get on.. better at night as your on your way home.. :hihi:

i get annoyed at people who get annoyed easily.. and have issues with everything and everyone lol

i get annoyed at noisy neighbours.. who bang around alot..using their kitchen appliances at night (around 5am in a morning)

Hehe sherpa.. i dont get annoyed at everything.. mainly things on my morning run to work.. the nighbour thing.. wow, i could tell you a story! lol ;)

Blimey - seems like a few people from Worksop getting annoyed today. I can't pass comment tho - I'm in Sheffield and pretty much everything annoys me. Specifically today the fact I have a sore throat (I can't be ill - I have too many things to do!), I'm bored at work as usual and I want to know where summer has gone...

People causing damaged to other peoples parked cars through careless driving or parking and then not having the moral decency to try and contact the owner of the car they have trashed, instead they decide to drive off and break the law.

At the moment that is really annoying me, now I have to pay hundreds of pounds for someone being a ****!!!

This going to sound silly but i shout at the tv when peole use percentages wrong. I'm sick of hearing people saying yeah we gave it 110% or i'm behind the new act of parliament 150%.(Mr Blair)

NOOOOOOOO your not, your behind it 100% you can't be anymore than that unless there is 2 of you.

Told you it was silly, and if my other half reads this she'll laugh because she thinks its mad to get worked up by something so silly.

when the bloody council clean off all my peices

i hate it when you are walking along the pavement, and theres a group of people coming towards you, two or three abreast, and they make you step down into the kerb, its so ignorant!.

This going to sound silly but i shout at the tv when peole use percentages wrong. I'm sick of hearing people saying yeah we gave it 110% or i'm behind the new act of parliament 150%.(Mr Blair)

NOOOOOOOO your not, your behind it 100% you can't be anymore than that unless there is 2 of you.

Told you it was silly, and if my other half reads this she'll laugh because she thinks its mad to get worked up by something so silly.

The key question when someone says they give 110% or 150% or whatever is to ask % of what? If 100% is the amount of effort the average person puts into a task, when you say you're going to give 150% it means the amount of effort you're going to put in is 1.5 times that of the average person. So although such statements may seem impossible there is a certain rationality so long as the terms are clearly defined.

I'll stop there as I'm 200% sure I'm being far too pedantic! :)

politcal correctness

People causing damaged to other peoples parked cars through careless driving or parking and then not having the moral decency to try and contact the owner of the car they have trashed, instead they decide to drive off and break the law.

At the moment that is really annoying me, now I have to pay hundreds of pounds for someone being a ****!!!

I get annoyed by people who have such a bizarre love affair with an inanimate metal object on wheels that they're more concerned with its welfare than that of their fellow human beings......

what annoys me is the same bunch of 5 or 6 local scallies you see everyday in town, congregating together planning which shops their off to rob with their oversized duffel coats and huge backpacks...

and the other day i was walking home and heard 2 of em talking about where would be best to stand to ask people for money - but it was the way they were talking - "lets go down to mcdonalds and see how much we can fleece outta the idiots"

wish the council or the police would do something about this bunch of dirty robbing scally scum !
:rant:

Contains Mild Peril (what was wrong with the film certificates we all grew up with? They gave us an idea of what we could expect to see);

I grew up with the U, A, AA, X certificates.

The A certificate was really confusing (I believe this stood for Adult but was really the equivalent of today's PG)

People who have been promoted who are not capable of doing the job they have been given, usually over stepping people who have worked far harder and have more qualifications then they have.
The above mentioned then bragging how much they earn and how well they have done when in truth they just make themselves look like idiots.

people who go off on one because they have been brain-washed by the people in their lives that that is the way that they should behave. wish people would get the story themselves instead of relying on the stupid and distorted truths of others....:rant:

-When there's people queuing at a cash machine, and people just keep strolling through the queue! :mad:

-When you're waiting to get on a bus and someone who wasn't even in the queue cuts in front of you.

-Erratic cyclists.

whilst driving, waiting to make a right hand turn, there's only one car coming towards you and then you can execute your turn ...... but it goes so slowly that more cars catch up with it so you have to keep waiting!

Deodourants that 'give you up to 8 hours protection' - (That would be anywhere from 1 second up to 8 hours then!!)

Bleaches that 'kill 99% of household germs' - (Who counted the original amount of germs, and then surviving ones?)

Visa/Maestro receipts that go completely grey by the time you get home, and are therefore illegible.

People that let their dogs sh*t all over the place and leave it for others to admire and spread on their carpet.:rant: :rant: :rant:

People walking dogs not on leads and think we all want to be slobbered on/sniffed by their mutt. My daughter is scared witless of dogs because of people letting them run up to her and put their face to hers.:rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:

Able bodied (often rich, flashy cars) selfish drivers who park in the disabled spot.:rant: :rant: :rant:

Drivers who don't thank you when you let them out, and I agree about people without blue badges parking in disabled spaces. What happened to common courtesy? My parents taught me that courtesy and manners cost nothing, and I made sure I passed this on to my kids.

People who belch without bloody consideration for others. Like some prats I work with... :rant:

Grrr... also people blowing thier nose right next to me annoys me too as I was taught to go out of the room or to the bathroom or summat... I dunno!

Guess you caught me on a moany day!

People who stand stock still, bewildered when they arrive at the top of an escalator with dozens of other people in perpetual motion politely piling up behind them!


This happens to me in the street, let alone on escalators.

I know what causes it.

Two people are walking along, one says something to the other.

In order to reply, they have to stop first.

They can't do two things at the same time.

Men or women.

It doesn't matter - there's often one of each.

I have to either stop or do an impression of a winger going round a full-back otherwise I crash into them. :confused:

People should be fitted with brake lights.:rolleyes:

People should be fitted with brake lights.:rolleyes:


yup, Indicators also so you get some warning before they randomly change direction and walk into before glaring at you as if its your fault for not getting out of their way ! :nono:

The escalator one really gets to me too. People get off then stand there like moron's looking around totally oblivious to anyone coming up behind them. :rant:

People in the supermarket who 'park' their trolley while the go off to another isle - why not just take your trolley with you :loopy: especially when you park your trolley in front of stuff I want to get to. Oh and on the subject of supermarkets - why do they stick crates of stuff on the floor (usually fruit and veg) meaning I can't stand near enough to the shelf to reach the stuff I want? And why have stuff on shelves so high that they are out of reach?

People who either don't use their indicators at all, or leave their indicators on so no-one has a clue where they are really going :suspect:

Driver who speed up to the back of my car and sit there 2inches off my back bumper when I am doing around one or two miles per hour ABOVE the speed limit anyway.

People in the supermarket who 'park' their trolley while the go off to another isle - why not just take your trolley with you :loopy: especially when you park your trolley in front of stuff I want to get to.

Drives me nuts too.
Why don't we start a campaign to nick their trolleys and hide them in the crockery and kettles aisle where no-one ever goes? Or fill up their trolleys with yogurt and coleslaw?

More supermarket moans - people who keep bumping you with their trolleys when you're at the checkout, then try to get through before you've finished paying. Its not a race - the checkout isn't going to close - please keep your distance:rant:

Families who treat going to the supermarket as their annual holiday! Ambling round - and yelling at their kids who are running amok fuelled by god knows what :mad:

The person sat behind you on a bus with fag breath or coughing in your hair.

Women who leave the toilet seat down - lift it up ladies! Consider other people :D

Smokers who insist on smoking in NO smoking areas - then wafting their brown fingered hands around like an epileptic - as if that's gonna neutralize the toxic stench :gag:

I've just thought of another one after going into the supermarket this morning!
Why doe's it take two people to walk round the store and do the shopping, when actually only one of them is shopping and the other one walks round in a stupor and blocking others shoppers way, usually shoulder to shoulder with the other person.
Hang on, I noticed another thing.
The person who staggers round the store with the only intention of reading special offer adverts out at the top of their voice.
You know the ones I mean, weaves from side to side in front of you with a blank look and then suddenly flies accross to a shelf, like a moth to a light bulb or flies to a pile of you know what, and then states in a loud drawn out manner, 'Oh look, Buy one get one free' as though they have just discovered the worlds best kept secret!
I am seriously thinking about replacing some of these signs with my own and instead of having 'Buy One Get One Free' shelf adverts, I would have ones that they could also read out loud such as; 'I am the worlds biggest retard',
'Please attach my nether regions to the main electricity supply' and 'If I had a certain substance for brains I would not have enough to fill a nappy'
Ooh, I'm glad iv'e got that off my chest.
Just off to do a bit more shopping and will see if I can find something else to gripe about.
Will keep you posted.

:rant: :rant: :rant: im annoyed at people who make threads like this (kandi_boi) for making people annoyed :rant: :rant: :rant:

people who eat really noisily.does my head in....FFS SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOUR EATING!GGGGRRRRR:rant:

Hairdressers annoy me. Who do they think they are? What gives them the right to ask where you're going on your jollys, or where you're off to that night? Why can't they just cut your hair quietly and mind their own business?

Morris Dancers...aaaaarrrrgggghhh.
With their balloons on a stick and their "walk 3 paces forward, hit sticks, walk 3 pace backwards, hits sticks, hey nonny bloody no". And their bloody bells on their bloody legs. And why can't they put the bells on when they get there? Oh no, they have to put them on before they get out of the car and then walk 2 miles to where they "perform" sounding like a herd of Blackpool donkeys on their way to the beach. It's all an excuse to get pi**ed so why can't they be honest and just go and get pi**ed, without subjecting us all to their "ching ching ching clonk, and now we'll form a star out of the sticks".

Pigeons!!! especially those cocky ones what fly at your head when your eyeing up a cute guy! Ducking and squeeling is not a good look :roll:

When the person in front of you on the plane puts down their seat to read a newspaper on a 7am flight :rant: (yes this has happened to me!)

MEN who think that putting suncream on is a sign that they are weak and not hard. WHY?? you only burn :loopy: then peel :gag: then go back white again :loopy: crazy mofo's lol

Oh yeah BTW, im on one today, if you not noticed :D

Women that moan (not in the sexual sense), In the complaining sense. :)

Car Drivers - If you think it's pothole city on the roads, you should try walking on 'some' of the pavements in Sheff - half finished terra-firma!!

Whenever I buy honey (in a glass bottle), why does it 'leak' thru at the bottom?

Mathematics.

If I don't get 8hrs or more sleep.

Feet.

Not being able to 'see' colours.

Papercuts.

Small change.

Store Detectives - I can spot you a mile off (yes, you do a great job!), but, please stop following me around - I don't steal! :rolleyes:
The last time I did, wasn't from a shop, it was one of my Pop's cigarettes, and boy, did I learn a lesson there.

Car Drivers who don't indicate.

i get annoyed by fat people in motorised scooters - I'm sure they're not disabled, they're just too fat & lazy to walk!

Hairdressers annoy me. Who do they think they are? What gives them the right to ask where you're going on your jollys, or where you're off to that night? Why can't they just cut your hair quietly and mind their own business?


trust me if it was up to me i would cut hair in silence....i dont actualy care where your going on holiday or what your doing that night.....were made to do it.:)

what is really bugs me is, women who say sooooooo ... its sooooooo bad its sooooooo good its soooooo bloody annoying.

What bugs me is people doing wrong and getting away with it also hate when people crack their feet:mad: :mad:

I have a new one....

Narcissistic fools. :roll:

Women who swim in lines of 4/5 across the width of the swimming pool:mad:
Oap's who moan that children nowadays have no manners but have none themselves ( i've met quite a few):rant:
People who constantly talk about themselves and then cut you off when you try to talk about something that doesn't involve them:mad:
I could go on forever but i'm getting mad just thinking about it:D

SLIMSID and people playing ringtones in public places!

People who think there a good judge of character...

Liars/Cheaters/Schemers/Back Stabbers... need i say more!? :rant:

[QUOTE=saxon51]Bleaches that 'kill 99% of household germs' - (Who counted the original amount of germs, and then surviving ones?)

The quote means 99% of all the different species of bacteria that occur in the household rather than the amount, that depends how thorough u are!

Anyway my complaint is when a 15yr old scruffy chav gets on a bus and thinks its a good idea to light up at the back of the bus noooooooo!
Or them sort who have a ****e mobile phone with a loud speaker and start playing grossly distorted niche tunes for the whole duration of the bus ride at highly irritating levels-noooooooooooooooo!

Is it the weather or am I just a Grumpy Old Woman
People who forget they're wearing backpacks and stand next to you in queue or on the bus and keep shifting about and bashing you with it - happened to me twice today.
People who drive up Crookes Road and don't indicate that they're going up Lydgate Lane when I'm waiting at the junction to go across to Taptonville.
All the family in the supermarket huddled in front of the chillers deciding which yoghurt to buy so nobody else can reach anything - why doesn't one parent stay home with the kids?

Is it the weather or am I just a Grumpy Old Woman
People who forget they're wearing backpacks and stand next to you in queue or on the bus and keep shifting about and bashing you with it - happened to me twice today.
People who drive up Crookes Road and don't indicate that they're going up Lydgate Lane when I'm waiting at the junction to go across to Taptonville.
All the family in the supermarket huddled in front of the chillers deciding which yoghurt to buy so nobody else can reach anything - why doesn't one parent stay home with the kids?
The vision of a poor unsupecting women being whacked repeatedly by a backpack that is attached to the offending party made me chuckle!

I know what you mean, but what really annoys me is when people stand in a queue to pay for something in a shop, and then seem surprised when they are asked to pay, and start searching handbag/pockets for wallet - why not just get it out while you are queueing?you stole mine. my current list of stuff that hacks me off includes that one and the following but i reserve the right to change it at any time

if someone looks at their watch then you ask them the time and they look again. whats that about? did it escape your goldfish like memory in the millisecond it took me to ask?

people who don't want to break into a £20 note. FFS just hand the money over.

if i'm washing up kindly choose a mug off the draining board and not a fresh one from the cupboard. its only a tiny thing but if the GF keeps doing it she may end up single!

really really thick people. if you can't be bothered to learn anything don't talk to me

anybody who says "don't turn round but look who just walked in"

people who ask something then before you can answer say "i'll tell you why i ask" then talk solidly for 15 minutes answering the question

sheilas wheels adverts

really small yappy dogs that think they are rottweilers

old people who think that by being old they are granted certain priviliges

the fact my boss has blatent favourites at work

doing that annoying spasm when you go to switch something off and you accidentally turn it back on again

people asking me for money in town without offering a good or service in return

the fact i can't sit in a beer garden all day and watch the world go by in this gorgeous weather

if you have feet like a camel kindly keep them covered

when you go into a shop and theres nobody around to help you

when you go into a shop and 3 assistants jump on you

people who eat well done steak

vegetarians who eat chicken and fish. really? i'm a non smoker except for cigars and pipes

people who raise their voice at the end of a sentance to make it into a question. its annoying and its terrible use of language. stop it. just because it looks good on neighbours doesn't make it acceptable

if you are are discussing a film/book/tv programme with someone and they reveal the cunning plot twist at the end before you've seen it

being in one of those moods where you genuinely can't find anything to entertain yourself with

menu speak - pretentious menu's that use a whole series of nouns, verbs and adjectives to describe food. things like 'a medley of vegetables' what pray exactly does that mean? 'jus' which is gravy anything that sits on 'a bed of' or is 'nestled into' or any of that. its all just a waste of words and time and isn't accurate. it makes me furious!!!!!!!!!!!:mad: :rant: :mad: :rant:

which genius decided that it to sell pringles at cinema's? is there a more inappropriate food other than crisps to eat in a cinema? what next, lobster complete with claw crackers?! while we're on the subject aren't the portion sizes in cinema's ridiculously over the top? enough popcorn to hide in, a cup for your coke big enough to irrigate enough land to grow crops for an african village

People who say stuff like "Ooh you've never tasted anything like it..."

How the **** do they know what I've tasted? It's usually followed by
"It's to die for!" - GOOD! I'll buy you 2! Just ******* DIE!

There.

People who say stuff like "Ooh you've never tasted anything like it..."

How the **** do they know what I've tasted? It's usually followed by
"It's to die for!" - GOOD! I'll buy you 2! Just ******* DIE!

There.
People like Don, who post really clever & funny comments,and leave us with nothing to say. !:thumbsup:

Morris Dancers...aaaaarrrrgggghhh.
With their balloons on a stick and their "walk 3 paces forward, hit sticks, walk 3 pace backwards, hits sticks, hey nonny bloody no". And their bloody bells on their bloody legs. And why can't they put the bells on when they get there? Oh no, they have to put them on before they get out of the car and then walk 2 miles to where they "perform" sounding like a herd of Blackpool donkeys on their way to the beach. It's all an excuse to get pi**ed so why can't they be honest and just go and get pi**ed, without subjecting us all to their "ching ching ching clonk, and now we'll form a star out of the sticks".

Blimey, i could have written that, looks like me and thee are on the same page brother.

Other gripes:
*I hate DeCaf coffe - i mean surely that defeats the purpose?
*On the same lines, i also hate cakes that are '99% fat free' - you just mean that it's smaller than a proper cake.... bloody weight watchers meals, only 100 calories per meal, yet you need 5 to fill you up!
*Automated phone calls to tell me i've won a fitted kitchen if i call a number in Tiwan at £50 a minute
*Packets that say 'new and improved', either it's a new recpie, or an improvement on an existing one, it can't be both

if i'm washing up kindly choose a mug off the draining board and not a fresh one from the cupboard. its only a tiny thing but if the GF keeps doing it she may end up single!
On that line, if you want some toast, please take the bread from the pack and kindly put it away. My fella thinks it's fine to then leave the loaf out for it go stale within 2 hours, i he keeps doing this HE may end up single....

Oh and i hate drunks on busses - just don't sit next me and tell me your life story!

People who feel it's their duty to inform you that you have a spot, even though you've spent half the morning trying to cover it up!

People who send you to the bar to ask for a fictional drink, so that you make fool of yourself infront of the barmaid!

Vultures who home in on any word you mispwonounce or use wongly and make a big issue of it!

People with skin coloured hair and shiney heads/noses!

People who use in-jokes and actions when socialising in mixed company, or on public forums!!!

;) ;) ;)

when the bloody council clean off all my peices

Your "peices"? do you mean your silly graffiti disfiguring buildings and making everywhere look scruffy? the same pieces that the rest of us have to pay to have removed? those pieces?

THCAyle is a candidate for something that annoys me then!

And don't even get me started on all the other things ...

*is in grumpy old woman mode today ... now that's a programme that doesn't annoy me ... along with the grumpy old men one ... guaranteed to bring on a fit of the giggles :D

What annoys me?

Massive hypocracy from our government.

Things like this (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=391164&in_page_id=1770&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=NEWS&ct=5)!

New Labour - More Scummy than the Conservatives:(.

People who think they're better than other people just because they've chosen different lifestyles.

Has it ever occured to these idiots that the person they feel superior to might be happy in their chosen way of life? :roll: An overwhelming desire to prove self-superiority can only lead to bad places. ;)

The adverts on Classic FM that are mini dramas.

One loses the point of the advert after a while & it becomes tediously annoying each and every time afterwards.

Your "peices"? do you mean your silly graffiti disfiguring buildings and making everywhere look scruffy? the same pieces that the rest of us have to pay to have removed? those pieces?

THCAyle is a candidate for something that annoys me then!

And don't even get me started on all the other things ...

*is in grumpy old woman mode today ... now that's a programme that doesn't annoy me ... along with the grumpy old men one ... guaranteed to bring on a fit of the giggles :D

I couldn't agree more rubydazzler, on all counts!

Deal Or No Deal contestants.
What was that on there this afternoon?
Bianca 'Oooh, look at me, aren't I wonderful, Iv'e got children, I bet no one else has ever had any children, I think I look like a model, I've got a wonderful husband, Oh look wonderful Mummy is in the audience' this afternoons contestant really did excel her self in top quality showing off.
From the start she did nothing but show off, brag, grimace and generally make a fool of her self.
Oh how we laughed when she won the grand sum of £2000 and I know that it is not big or clever to laugh at her for winning this ammount, but some people really do need bringing down to earth.
I hear you say 'Don't watch Deal Or No Deal' if you don't like it'.
I will watch it because it is the only excercise I get, throwing the television out of the window.
Doe's anyone know a good glazing firm?
Anyone looking for 12 badly damaged colour televisions, free of charge, you can collect them from my front garden.
Pah, I'm going out now to see what else I can pick fault with!

People who judge you when dont even know you:mad: :mad:

I do know her!!!!
It does'nt take much to recognize a spoilt brat who should have had some parental advice (Shoe) to bring them into line when they were a sprog!
Most people in the real world will agree with me.
As the Deal Or No Deal' intelligents would say 'COME ON!!!'

people who raise their voice at the end of a sentance to make it into a question. its annoying and its terrible use of language. stop it. just because it looks good on neighbours doesn't make it acceptable

Oh me to i just hate that so much :rant: .
And also people who put question marks at the end of every sentance? :hihi: after a while i have an urge to chop off their fingers :rant:

adverts on T.V , all adverts, if i want To buy something i will go to a shop, and choose for myself. Also Too much choice in shops, take shampoo for instance...aaaagh which one, i just want a shampoo that washes hair with some efficiency and doesn't cost the earth..........ooooohh and walking through Boots or similar, the smell, and i always get caught in the 'fallout' from some 'orange skinned' blonde who is 'testing' all the perfumes, totally unaware of the people around her.
People who wait for ages in a queue, tutting, then when it's their turn take ages getting their money or whatever out, usually women i'm afraid.

People who take tiny tots on long shopping trips and then get stroppy with them when the little thing gets whingy after sitting in a buggy for three hours eating a sausage roll.......................

I must stop now and go and take some 'KALMS'.

Things that annoy me at the moment

Adverts:
1/ That indigestion one with the dancing police woman directing traffic
2/ The Lloyds Bank one with all the people looking gormlessly about then the pretty girl sees the sky and goes ga ga
3/ The one with blue and yellow people stuck on a desert island - don't even remember what it's about let lone the company
4/ Cillit Bang - oh deity of your choice help us!
5/ Any advert which goes on the lines of "if you do this you may suffer from something quite innocuous - if you use our product it may be of use in preventing it" or "a survey (of three people) shows our product works in 33% of cases
6/ Adverts on the lines of "my hair is nourished and shines like an arc furnace, I no longer have any problems in my life at all, others stare at me in awe, I am now utterly perfect in every way.":sad: :shakes:

People:
1/ Who don't indicate:rant:
2/ Who drive round in clapped out cars with sound systems worth far more than the car sharing their musical tastes with the rest of us:huh:
3/ Thirtysomething women in small cars with a child or two in the back flying past you doing 90mph or more:mad:
4/ Who walk four abreast on pavements causing you to have to step onto the road to avoid them
5/ Who say something followed by "you know what I mean?":D

Miscellaneous:
1/ "Low fat". Tastes like emulsion paint or cardboard or sawdust or any combination of the three:gag: :gag: :gag:
2/ Posters who don't chek ther spelin:rant:

It really annoys me when people resurrect week-old threads long after everyone else has lost interest in them.

Inconsiderate drivers who park their cars on the pavement when fetching little Johnny from school. Drivers who dont indicate and then shout at you when you step out in the road. People who assume everybody likes to drink alcohol. People who believe we all adore football. Banks and other financial and legal institutions who believe everybody has either a passport or driving licence. Virgin Megastores and others who loudly claim to have everything that the music lover requires, then tells me that they dont have any of the 30plus items I am looking for. Dixons and High Street stores selling "top quality" hi fi:hihi: MP3 players being sold as true stereo sound :hihi: People using words like Innit, Fink, Fwee, Fort etc, pure idleness! Time for a lie down and a Mogadon!:D

how annoying is this thread?? :hihi:

SLIMSID and people playing ringtones in public places!

You have sinned. I will tell a Vicar about you.:hihi:

Bentleys parked right up on the pavement corner of Joshua Rd and Machon Bank, neatly blocking both pavements

how annoying is this thread?? :hihi:

Almost as annoying as people who resurrect it 6 wweeks after it died!!!;)

What really annoys me ?

Mmm sobrepeso women who wear short tops. :gag:

Almost as annoying as people who resurrect it 6 wweeks after it died!!!;)

haha that was my intention lol