A new scientific survey conducted over three decades has concluded that men who consume large quantities of beer/or lager will eventually become homosexual or develop homosexual tendencies.

Well thats ok by me, I drink wine and on occasion get told thats a womans drink, is it anythink to do with increased breast size do you think slim ?

Whisky makes you frisky and brandy makes you randy.

(why am I posting on this crapola thread ?)

It's to do with certain chemicals in beer.

I'll try and find a link.

A new scientific survey conducted over three decades has concluded that men who consume large quantities of beer/or lager will eventually become homosexual or develop homosexual tendencies.

Rubbish.
I drink loads of beer, and your safe dropping 10 bob in front of me. :thumbsup:

it gives men breasts, cant remember why though, maybe they should offer free uplifting 38 B cup instead of a free glass with multipacks.

SHUT UP TALKING S.H.*.T :rolleyes:

Whisky makes you frisky and brandy makes you randy.

(why am I posting on this crapola thread ?)

:hihi: if you drink rum you'll like it up the :o

beer slows the production of testosterone in men, increases their output of oestrogen and therefore they get man boobies!

beer slows the production of testosterone in men, increases their output of oestrogen and therefore they get man boobies!

Yeah but havin man boobs makes u a homosexual, sumhow i doubt it.

beer slows the production of testosterone in men, increases their output of oestrogen and therefore they get man boobies!
but i dont think having man boobies makes you queer,but it will fill out that new alterneck top with the plunge front.

:hihi: if you drink rum you'll like it up the :o

There's always 1 that has to lower the tone.




It's usually me. :hihi:

Rubbish.
I drink loads of beer, and your safe dropping 10 bob in front of me. :thumbsup:
I'll take your word for it. :suspect:

Is that how my friend turned gay??....

A new scientific survey conducted over three decades has concluded that men who consume large quantities of beer/or lager will eventually become homosexual or develop homosexual tendencies.

I notice you do not cite your sources, nor produce any empirical evidence for this extraordinary assertion. I strongly suspect that the 'beer makes you queer' old saw emanates from the same dubious stable as 'gin makes you sin', 'whisky makes you frisky', 'brandy makes you randy' or 'lard makes you hard'. The superficial allure of rhyming couplets should not be allowed to detract from serious scientific research.

How can lard make you hard, do you rub it in ?

How can lard make you hard, do you rub it in ?

Rub it in where Nick? :confused:

It no doubt does depend a lot on where you rub it in :thumbsup:

I notice you do not cite your sources, nor produce any empirical evidence for this extraoedinary assertion. I strongly suspect that the 'beer makes you queer' old saw emanates from the same dubious stable as 'gin makes you sin', 'whisky makes you frisky', 'brandy makes you randy' or 'lard makes you hard'. The superficial allure of rhyming couplets should not be allowed to detract from serious scientific research.

I have to say you post some of the most Brilliant responses on here - i'm sat here nearly spraying my drink all over my keyboard laughing!!!!!!! Carry on please!!!! :thumbsup:

Rub it in where Nick? :confused:

It no doubt does depend a lot on where you rub it in :thumbsup:

I should think that who does the rubbing might be a factor too ?

It should be 'This thread makes you queer' - yuk.

It should be 'This thread makes you queer' - yuk.

It's a crap thread.
We could do with a thread about Gravel or summat. :hihi:

A new scientific survey conducted over three decades has concluded that men who consume large quantities of beer/or lager will eventually become homosexual or develop homosexual tendencies.

But they failed to say that this scientific survey was conducted in the Cossack.

You are quite wrong here, Sid. It is well known that the consumption of copious quantities of Beer dramatically increases testosterone levels in the adult male [Finklestein and Pissupski, 1992], reinforces heterosexual gender identity [Stompka and Gusset, 2001], and actually makes men exceptionally attractive to women [Timo and Chaverly, 2006 forthcoming]. It is Marmite which causes homosexuality.

lol

I once kissed a mate for shock values (no tongues tho but it was on the lips)

it was on new years eve and it left the lad ina state of shock and he was obviously very disturbed lol me and everyone else found it hilarious lol

I'm not gay though and the though of gayness is, well, errrr disgusting lol

lol

I once kissed a mate for shock values (no tongues tho but it was on the lips)

it was on new years eve and it left the lad ina state of shock and he was obviously very disturbed lol me and everyone else found it hilarious lol

I'm not gay though and the though of gayness is, well, errrr disgusting lol

Thankyou, Peter Tatchell.

Scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a
look at their beer consumption, considering the results of
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in
beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It
was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked
excessively without making sense, became overly emotional,
couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing,
and refused to apologise when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

How come all the professional darts players arn't women then ?

Good job I only drink JD then!
Makes you strong like bull :hihi:

Tea makes you a flea.

Tizer mase you a womanizer

alcohol lowers testosterone which in turn will increase estrogen and heavy drinking/abuse can lead to men to gynecomastia (the formation of breats tissue)

same applies to people who abuse steroids.

How come all the professional darts players arn't women then ?
how do we know they arent, hormones do funny thing to you

Actually, it is not just Marmite which causes homosexuality. Eating foodstuffs containing high levels of sugar can also bring on the symptoms. Quite why Blair and his fellow caring, well-meaning, interventionists do not highlight this proven scientific fact in their Health Action Zone literature is frankly beyond me. The general public deserve to be warned of the direct link between high sugar levels in food and deviant behaviour. Perhaps a slogan along the lines of , 'Feel like something sugary? OOH, you must be into buggery!' would work. Just a suggestion made in good faith.

alcohol lowers testosterone which in turn will increase estrogen and heavy drinking/abuse can lead to men to gynecomastia (the formation of breats tissue)

same applies to people who abuse steroids.
thanks, I knew man boobs had a name, but couldnt remember it,yes some men who take steroids do grow "bitch t*ts" as my hubby calls them.

yes some men who take steroids do grow "bitch t*ts" as my hubby calls them.

I wonder why, I'm guessing they would be taking extra testosterone, not female hormones ?

I wonder if i tell my other half, he'll get paraniod and stop drining beer,...sounds like a good plan to me!!

It's a crap thread.
We could do with a thread about Gravel or summat. :hihi:
Yorra good kid. Support your local gravel megathread.

btw, man boobs are now known as 'moobs'.

[QUOTE=nick2]I wonder why, I'm guessing they would be taking extra testosterone, not female hormones ?[/QUOTE
the body likes to keep in balance, when extra hormones are taken your own production of the testosterone decreases slightly and can cease. and the oestrogen increases shrinking your testicles,giving you boobs and making you a mardy bum.

when injecting steroids - testosterone for example, this shuts down the HTPA (Hypothalamus Pituttiary testes axis) which means that androgen production is reduced or stopped and this will lead to a decreease in sperm production and testicle shrinkage. basically, if your putting testosterone into yoir body, your own natural testosterone production closes down resulting in estrogen side effects. there are ways of preventing this though.

Yorra good kid. Support your local gravel megathread.

btw, man boobs are now known as 'moobs'.
marvelous! good name

A new scientific survey conducted over three decades has concluded that men who consume large quantities of beer/or lager will eventually become homosexual or develop homosexual tendencies.

Sid mate, you don't half come out with some BS!! :lol:

I've been drinking beer for years and I'm as straight as they come...

Sid mate, you don't half come out with some BS!! :lol:

I've been drinking beer for years and I'm as straight as they come...

That's exactly what the 20 pints a night entertainer Graham Norton said in a recent interview.:huh:

Rubbish.
I drink loads of beer, and your safe dropping 10 bob in front of me. :thumbsup:
Ah but what if it was an 11 bob note?

How can lard make you hard, do you rub it in ?

The aural similarity betweeen these two words can be a source of considerable confusion.

I remember before I went to live in America, I asked someone what it was like. They replied that it was 'full of hardasses', so I spent six months pumping iron before I went. When I got there, however, I soon realised that I had misheard him and what he really said was that America was 'full of lardasses' :hihi: :hihi:

That's exactly what the 20 pints a night entertainer Graham Norton said in a recent interview.:huh:

Everyone knows Graham Norton bats for the other team though, so your point is? :rolleyes:

Sid mate, you don't half come out with some BS!! :lol:

I've been drinking beer for years and I'm as straight as they come...

That's exactly what the 20 pints a night entertainer Graham Norton said in a recent interview.:huh:

Everyone knows Graham Norton bats for the other team though, so your point is? :rolleyes:


whhhoooooooooooooooooshhhhhhhhhhh :hihi:

your safe dropping 10 bob in front of me. :thumbsup:

But 50 bob is another story :hihi:

I've been drinking beer for years and I'm as straight as they come...

How do we know that :hihi:

Do we just take your word for it ?

A new scientific survey conducted over three decades has concluded that men who consume large quantities of beer/or lager will eventually become homosexual or develop homosexual tendencies.

If that were true, Kirky and myself would have been batting for the other side years ago :loopy:

there is an old saying..............

what makes a straight man bisexual???

three pints of lager

A new scientific survey conducted over three decades has concluded that men who consume large quantities of beer/or lager will eventually become homosexual or develop homosexual tendencies.
what about it?
If you have nothing to say about it why bother putting it up as a thread.

change that order barman, 2pints of bitter 1 lager & 3 handbags

change that order barman, 2pints of bitter 1 lager & 3 handbags

Two Babychams and an Orange juice when you're ready please! :hihi:

The aural similarity betweeen these two words can be a source of considerable confusion.

I remember before I went to live in America, I asked someone what it was like. They replied that it was 'full of hardasses', so I spent six months pumping iron before I went. When I got there, however, I soon realised that I had misheard him and what he really said was that America was 'full of lardasses' :hihi: :hihi:

Anyone who has tussled in the burro pits of Northern California knows that behind the armies of lardasses lurks a sinister throng of real hard asses. For strong-armed hopefuls a hat-full of cash can be easily acquired in the ring. Tilt yourself against the champion and you can make yourself rich, if not hugely famous. Deck a donkey, mess up a moke or kick the ass of an ass, and you can cover yourself in glory. Roll up, roll up, but remember that these guys can kick like, well, a donkey. Glory can be so easily overshadowed by Death, and who would be the ass then?