some of these are great :)

>Actual answers given on 'Family Fortunes'

>Name something a blind person might use - A sword
>Name a song with moon in the title - Blue suede moon
>Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell
>Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar
>Name a famous brother & sister - Bonnie & Clyde
>Name a dangerous race - The Arabs
>Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 musketeers - A horse
>Name something that floats in the bath - Water
>Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair
>Name something Red - My cardigan
>Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
>Name a famous royal - Mail
>A number you have to memorize - 7
>Something you do before going to bed - Sleep
>Something you put on walls - Roofs
>Something in the garden that's green - Shed
>Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with
wings
>Something you might be allergic to - Skiing
>Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters
>Something a cat does - Goes to the toilet
>Something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
>Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog
>Something associated with the police - Pigs
>A sign of the zodiac - April
>Something slippery - A conman
>A kind of ache - Fillet 'O' Fish
>A food that can be brown or white - Potato
>A jacket potato topping - Jam
>A famous Scotsman - Jock
>Another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones
>Something with a hole in it - Window
>A non living object with legs - Plant
>A domestic animal - Leopard
>A part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee
>A way of cooking fish - Cod
>Something you open other than a door - Your Bowels

Originally posted by neeeeeeeeeek

>A number you have to memorize - 7


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>Name a dangerous race - The Arabs



the funniest ever

Something you open other than a door - Your Bowels

What can I say. Toilet humour. :lol:

Funniest one I ever heard was :

Name something you take to the beach .................

A turkey!!!!

Originally posted by FetishFairy
Funniest one I ever heard was :

Name something you take to the beach .................

A turkey!!!!

Wasn't that the episode where he answered turkey to every answer?

Originally posted by jackthedog
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Yeah that was class !! ... 7 !!

"Something you put on walls - Roofs"
Inspired.
"Something slippery - A conman"
Genius!

The best one I saw was when the contestant pressed the buzzer as soon as the host opened his mouth to speak...

Now that's the mark of a winner :rolleyes:

Originally posted by FetishFairy
Funniest one I ever heard was :

Name something you take to the beach .................

A turkey!!!!

I remember that one but it didn't stop there, the man gave the answer 'turkey' to about half the questions.:loopy:

Yeah, it was in the last bit, Big Money is it called? I think one of the questions was 'something you stuff' and he'd overheard it being asked to the first contestant. He didn't know which question number it was going to be, so he just answered 'turkey' to all of them for some reason.

>A food that can be brown or white - Potato
I thought that was actually quite a good answer. Apart from bread, what else would you say?

Originally posted by Sidla


I thought that was actually quite a good answer. Apart from bread, what else would you say?

Eggs (shells that is)
Rice
Flour
Sugar