found this on the UG message board today, very funny. need sound, check it out....http://www.anothersite.co.uk/news.php?artc=65

If you listen carefully in 'Toxic' the bit where she sings 'You're toxic, I'm slipping under..' it sounds like something a lot ruder. A dirty mind helps, I didn't spot it until a mate pointed it out to me, honest!

go on whats it sound like then ;)

It's to rude to say on here.

pm me :thumbsup:

I think the best lines got to be the Shania Twain one from 'That don't impress me much'. She sings something on the lines of:

'Sure you kiss your - carving knife, that don't impress me much'

Take a listen to it it sounds very much like: Sure you kiss your c*** at night, that don't impress me much.

If that don't impress her - WHAT WILL!

Yeah, it could sound as if she says that (dirty biatch), but to be fair it could be interpreted in many ways...

Sure she's a horny post teen, but i don't recon her lyrics go as far as having secret messages in them :p

Originally posted by Captain_Scarlet

Sure she's a horny post teen,


No she's not, she's a desperate-to-sell-records post teen. Once the whole pedo pop thing with the school uniform died down, no-one bought any of her "songs", so she had to turn to more desperate measures such as shooting near pornographic videos, fake lesbian kisses with the queen of all tarts, and pull off stupid publicity stunts such as 12 hour marriages. She's one of the most over-rated people on this planet.

Originally posted by t020
No she's not, she's a desperate-to-sell-records post teen. Once the whole pedo pop thing with the school uniform died down, no-one bought any of her "songs", so she had to turn to more desperate measures such as shooting near pornographic videos, fake lesbian kisses with the queen of all tarts, and pull off stupid publicity stunts such as 12 hour marriages. She's one of the most over-rated people on this planet.

Merry Christmas!

bah humbug etc

Originally posted by Lestat
I think the best lines got to be the Shania Twain one from 'That don't impress me much'. She sings something on the lines of:

'Sure you kiss your - carving knife, that don't impress me much'

Take a listen to it it sounds very much like: Sure you kiss your c*** at night, that don't impress me much.

If that don't impress her - WHAT WILL!

It's 'I can't believe u kiss your...car goodnight' but yes it does sound like the naughty alternative you described. :lol:

I have to confess, I always thought that line in 'Toxic' was supposed to be what I'm only guessing you were also thinking of...shall I print it? Might get censored...

Basically it goes along the lines of:

"Your toxic [something] slipping over my [something else]"

Not quite what I think it sounds like...mine was more like "You're toxic come slip it in my ____" Well, near enough...

Did anyone ever see the vid of Britney's Baby Baby on C4? a few years ago with different words put to it on purpose.

They went along the lines of ' oh booby, booby u seem to have suddenly grown.' It was around the time of her rumoured enlargement and was highly amusing. I would like to see it again if anyone knows where to find it.

Fuzzy - search for Weird Al Yankovitch, he did that song. My mate Danny also sings that very same version.

Title is: 'Make my boobies one more size'