View Full Version : Stag Do Pranks!


Lestat
18-05-2004, 23:14
Im going to a stag do at the end of the month and we're all trying to think of the best prank to play on the groom. The best we've come up with so far is to get him bladdered and dress him up in bondage gear and leave him in the town centre ( secretly filming him trying to get home )

Does anyone have any better idea's? we need them quick!

owdlad
19-05-2004, 08:44
Les do your favourite ....Brazilian or beetle's bonnet oh and take ONE eyebrow off

Lickable
19-05-2004, 08:47
Do what you suggested then make it a website. He could be famous!!!

or

Get him a henna tattoo, making him think its real and make it say something he wouldnt be pleased with

or

Put him in a box, pop it in a van and deliver him to the church on the day.

or

Get him to sign a name change form and pay for him to be called 'Captain Kirk' (should only cost £35). His wife to be will be impressed by her new surname kirk! :D


I will think of more as its too early to get the ol' brain rolling!

Barra
19-05-2004, 09:58
Christ Lickable, are you trying to get him a divorce before he's even married?!

Last stag do i went on, one of the lads brought along some industrial shrink wrap. We left the stag wrapped to a tree in Wenceslas Square in Prague.

Some of the 'stagees' lost their bottle and let him go after a short while. No balls some people.

Also left the same stag a couple of motorway junctions from home stark b0ll0ck naked on our way back (except for some boots). His missus hit the bloody roof.

evildrneil
19-05-2004, 10:09
The best one we had so far involved the fortuitous arival of a UFO convention so the poor staggee was pained green, wrapped in tin foil and left handcuffed across the entrance to the convention with a sign roung his neck saying 'A Present From Venus'!

mimicraze
19-05-2004, 10:15
harsh why cant you just go out and have a drink etc have a laugh , instead of ruining his wedding day!!!
you know im not a party pooper but i think these suggestions are abit ott

evildrneil
19-05-2004, 10:27
We prepared - we had the stag do a week before his actual wedding day!

mimicraze
19-05-2004, 10:29
see thats all good then!! totally brillitant idea, then you can well mess him up lol

Hippy
19-05-2004, 13:28
I'd suggest only doing what you'd be prepared to have done to yourself......

Amzing how quickly things don't seem so funny anymore when your on the receiving end.

Lestat
19-05-2004, 17:40
Lickable! In the words of Jaffar ( Disney's Aladdin ) : 'I love the way your foul little mind works'.

The TV recording idea is great but the wedding is not till a week or so after the do.

Rich
19-05-2004, 18:23
Do summat funny and film it, you could win £250 for it if you send it to You've Been Framed off the telly :D

That's assuming they show it.

Lickable
20-05-2004, 08:18
Thankyou Lestat. Its always a pleasure.

Lestat
20-05-2004, 19:50
We're thinking about leaving him with a few copies of Big Issue to see if he can fund his way home LOL!