View Full Version : Are These the Most Disturbing Knitted Things Ever?


Hecate
13-05-2006, 20:17
The quality of the knitting, stitching and painting on these (http://www.itsmysite.com/cgi-bin/itsmy/go.exe?page=3&domain=1&webdir=fabricfrogdesigns) is amazing, but I wish I hadn't looked at them. They're going to give me nightmares for at least the next fortnight...

Halibut
13-05-2006, 20:21
Those are utterly repellent. They put me in mind of post Chernobyl Teletubbies who've been involved in some kind of appalling freak knitwear mutation...:gag:

lisaH
13-05-2006, 20:36
They are bizarre:o Actually they remind me of something in the new Anticraft:hihi:

LisaH xxx

Hecate
13-05-2006, 20:40
Lisa, do you mean the the Doll Parts (http://www.theanticraft.com/archive/beltane06/dollparts.htm)? I must admit I've never thought about growing plants accessorised with amputated plastic limbs. Maybe it's just me :hihi: .

Rooty
13-05-2006, 22:20
The quality of the knitting, stitching and painting on these (http://www.itsmysite.com/cgi-bin/itsmy/go.exe?page=3&domain=1&webdir=fabricfrogdesigns) is amazing, but I wish I hadn't looked at them. They're going to give me nightmares for at least the next fortnight...
Ewww, they're vile! Pretty scary! Why would anyone want one of those? Maybe they're for people to give to children they dont like to give them nightmares?!

Halibut
13-05-2006, 22:30
Lisa, do you mean the the Doll Parts (http://www.theanticraft.com/archive/beltane06/dollparts.htm)? I must admit I've never thought about growing plants accessorised with amputated plastic limbs. Maybe it's just me :hihi: .
Hecate, do you know the song 'Doll Parts' by Courtney Love's outfit, the rather worryingly named 'Hole'? I could send it if you like but given your views on this thread it might not be to your taste...:)

lisaH
14-05-2006, 07:46
Lisa, do you mean the the Doll Parts (http://www.theanticraft.com/archive/beltane06/dollparts.htm)? I must admit I've never thought about growing plants accessorised with amputated plastic limbs. Maybe it's just me :hihi: .

Yes thats them - **shudder** Would give the kids nightmares:D

LisaHxxx

Hecate
14-05-2006, 13:30
Hecate, do you know the song 'Doll Parts' by Courtney Love's outfit, the rather worryingly named 'Hole'? I could send it if you like but given your views on this thread it might not be to your taste...:)
I don't know that one, unless it's the one about waking up in your make-up. Something tells me that it might not be music to knit to...

Halibut
14-05-2006, 15:23
The one about waking up in your make up is really rather sweet; I don't suppose the lyric to 'Doll Parts' would be very conducive to happy knitting -


I am doll eyes
Doll mouth, doll legs
I am doll arms, big veins, dog bait...:suspect:

Hecate
14-05-2006, 19:31
Halibut, you are now officially banned from the knitting group for making my brain conjure up the image of big veins ::shudder:: ;) .

You're not really, but you must submit to the penance of allowing one of us to teach you how to knit :D .

Halibut
14-05-2006, 19:34
Halibut, you are now officially banned from the knitting group for making my brain conjure up the image of big veins ::shudder:: ;) .

You're not really, but you must submit to the penance of allowing one of us to teach you how to knit :D .

Can I choose my own teacher?:)

Hecate
14-05-2006, 19:38
Can I choose my own teacher?:)
Of course. Be very careful how you answer...

Halibut
14-05-2006, 19:42
Who better than your own good self Hecate?
Careful where you point those needles...:suspect:

Hecate
14-05-2006, 19:51
Who better than your own good self Hecate?
Careful where you point those needles...:suspect:
Yay! My first male knitting victim. Oops, sorry, I meant knitting volunteer of course :hihi: .

You can't back down now; I have it in writing :D .

pertfoxylush
16-05-2006, 18:03
Give children nightmares??? I'm 24 and I find them disturbing!!!!

:hihi:

littleboo
16-05-2006, 18:15
They are horrid, if my daughter received one as a pressie it would be living in the shed.