I could ask out a girl, tekker t'pictures, buyer a bag o'chips, slap her on 'tarse and still have enough time left to look at her knickers and kiss her on her front porch before her dad got back from t'Somme.

And still have fourpence left from your sixpence pocket-money! You forgot that bit!

hay, those were t day's lad!

When't all't peas had to be shelled before yer 'ad yer "Sunday Dinner"....

I could ask out a girl, tekker t'pictures, buyer a bag o'chips, slap her on 'tarse and still have enough time left to look at her knickers and kiss her on her front porch before her dad got back from t'Somme.

hey up tha knows nowt bin there dun that afore tha was a twinkle in thi dads
eye:)

Aye, ar remember towd days, tha ad t gerroff thi arse t turn telly ower

I could ask out a girl, tekker t'pictures, buyer a bag o'chips, slap her on 'tarse and still have enough time left to look at her knickers and kiss her on her front porch before her dad got back from t'Somme.

Tha certainly knows ow to treat a girl, and thar’t a bit tight an all! Did tha not buy her a pint?

Aye, ar remember towd days, tha ad t gerroff thi arse t turn telly ower
Tha ad a tele.....tha must ave been rich.

..to look at her knickers and kiss her on her front porch...

I'm sure there's a smutty joke in there somewhere...

When't all't peas had to be shelled before yer 'ad yer "Sunday Dinner"....
Wimmin useta sit int pub shellin paes, fot rich foak, t' mek a few extra coppers tha knoas

I'm sure there's a smutty joke in there somewhere...

Yeah lol, that's a gud'un.

You boys sure knew ow ta tret a girl in tha day...

I tell you, things aren't much better :rolleyes:

Yeah lol, that's a gud'un.

You boys sure knew ow ta tret a girl in tha day...

I tell you, things aren't much better :rolleyes:

We not all like them tha noes.

We not all like them tha noes.

Hmm...

Reet you ah, I'll ave ta tek tha word forrit racer

You lot don't sound so old with all this Text Talk:hihi:

I'm sure there's a smutty joke in there somewhere...

Aye, she didn’t ’ave onny knickers, except on a Sunday!

And still have fourpence left from your sixpence pocket-money! You forgot that bit!arthur , 1940 before the first budget ,glass mild ,5 woodbines, pennorth chips half penny change out of a tanner, hows that.

And county cricket at Bramhall Lane. Howzzat, Arthur?!!!!!

Remember this one Syco ?
Thee me an us two, we gor a lass
Thee me an us two, layed er onta grass
Thee me an us two, lifed up er clothes
Thee me an us two, tha knows.

Next time i tukker out we went t'cleethorpes fot to go on that there beach and to av some proper luvvli ice cream.

It were when we were ont beach that she asked me to feed her pony. I explained that it weren't a pony. It were a donkey like.

I bot er an hat like wot them spaniards wear and a bag of rock for tuppence.

It were a proppa smashing day.

Next time i tukker out we went t'cleethorpes fot to go on that there beach and to av some proper luvvli ice cream.

It were when we were ont beach that she asked me to feed her pony. I explained that it weren't a pony. It were a donkey like.

I bot er an hat like wot them spaniards wear and a bag of rock for tuppence.

It were a proppa smashing day.

Tha forgot to tek ’er ont elter-skelter!

Tha forgot to tek ’er ont elter-skelter!

She wunt go on it pal.

She's got a problem wi er ips. She as to go upstairs backwards like.

Poo er lass.

In them days tha gorra reet tannin at school if yer weren't dressed proper. Then tha goranotherun off the old man when yer got oo-m.

See, this were all fields then. An women were propper women, not like today where the dress like fellas. Aye, and a sherry each Christmas before we set off huntin for us teas.

There were whales in Endcliffe Park, bear were still in't pit in't Botanical Gardens. An kids roamin round streets we no shoes on.

Tha dunt know how lucky yer are. And we were happy.

She wunt go on it pal.

She's got a problem wi er ips. She as to go upstairs backwards like.

Poo er lass.

That cud’v gone up be’ind ’er an’ gid ’er an ’elpin’ ’and, so to speak. Mind you, if tha‘dv went on it thissen, she cud’v watched thee sliding back down to ’er, an’ thowt to hersen, “Tarzan, my hero!” That’d’ve been all it took, an’ tha’ wudn’t’v ’ad ter buy ’er nothin’! Wimmen are funny that way.

Did tha’ tekker intert glass maze in th’owd pleshure drome, by the way? I useter luv Cleethorpes wen I were a kid!

That cud’v gone up be’ind ’er an’ gid ’er an ’elpin’ ’and, so to speak. Mind you, if tha‘dv went on it thissen, she cud’v watched thee sliding back down to ’er, an’ thowt to hersen, “Tarzan, my hero!” That’d’ve been all it took, an’ tha’ wudn’t’v ’ad ter buy ’er nothin’! Wimmen are funny that way.

Did tha’ tekker intert glass maze in th’owd pleshure drome, by the way? I useter luv Cleethorpes wen I were a kid!

I c*nt leave on her own cuz she wanders off on account of her avvin a problems wi er mind and that.

I c*nt leave on her own cuz she wanders off on account of her avvin a problems wi er mind and that.

I no nowt abaht medisin but tha’s probubbly drover ’er tutpoynter insannity! Thee and me wanders off a bit an’ all! Its probubbly ketchin. Cud be wun o them compewter virusses.

Thas not as daft as thee looks peterw.

Thas not as daft as thee looks peterw.
Ah dunt tek kindly ter insults. I might not look daft, burriam.

It were akchally a compliment me old mucker.

Where I come from, T'Sheffield, we like them uns that look daft cuz good looking folk belong int that thee er London most likely in that thee er Buckingham Palace with that thee er Queen and her kin.

It were akchally a compliment me old mucker.

Where I come from, T'Sheffield, we like them uns that look daft cuz good looking folk belong int that thee er London most likely in that thee er Buckingham Palace with that thee er Queen and her kin.

Ahv lissened to thee enough. Ah shudder tekken mower notiss o’ wot me muther said wen I were yunger.

Aye, ar remember towd days, tha ad t gerroff thi arse t turn telly ower

A couple sat in the front room watching the tele about people with altzimers.
Husband says " I do'nt want to be rely on a machine for a lifesupport and get me nourishment from abottle"

His wife got out of the chair walked over turned the tele off and took his beer off him.

That never happened when we had no tele int owden days

Nice one! I like it, prioryx!