This is a bus (driven by Sting with J Lo as the ticket collector) that will ultimately be driven over a cliff to its doom. Which celebrities would you nominate as passengers?

Graham Norton

Used to like his show, but its becoming very boring and repetative, its time he went over a cliff.

Jim Davidson
Bernard Manning
Bobby Knutt
The Chuckle Brothers
Elvis' corpse
Casts of soaps
Breakfast show presenters


To start with. I reserve the right to return with further entries.

My nomination is Kevin Carlyon. http://www.kevwitch.co.uk/

If the bus breaks down I volunteer to push the damned thing over :D

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Originally posted by "Moon Maiden"

My nomination is Kevin Carlyon.

Wots wrong with him? seems like a nice looking chap! :D

How big is this bus? Or am I thinking too literally...? :roll:

Anyway... the Queen is my first passenger. (She can even sit on the "special seats" for people with disabilities.) Prince Philip can just wave her off at he bus stop, cos he's not as bad.

Erm... there's lots of others, I'm sure. None spring to mind though.

I had a dream last night that the Queen died. If you are sending the Queen send Prince Charles with her too.

Moon Maiden

Richard Blackwood
Anne Robinson
Alan Clark
Steven Hawking (he's just too smug)
Anyone who dislikes cheese
Richard off of Richard and Judy
Wayne Hemmingway and Vivienne Westwood
The Dalai Lama (he's just too smug)
Shane Ritchie
The cast and crew of Hollioakes
Kriss Akabussi
Wolf from Gladiators
and Cherie Blair (she's just too smug)

But probably I'd settle for Blackwood.

Looks like standing room only left

Amanda Holden - It would be so not right if she wasn't on there
Ray Parlour - Southerner who plays for Arsenal. He can be the conductor as he is a right cocky tw**

Hmmm, good question, there's just so many to choose from....

Anyone who ever won a Blue Peter badge (swots).
The people that send me spam email for penis enlargement (it never works).
Simon Cowell, Pete Watermen (for dis-services to music)
Rebeka Wade, Rupert Murdoch, Conrad Black, Ann Coulter (basically all the media scum).
Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, Richard Perle (and the rest of the "New American Century" gaggle).
Whoever it was that came up with Big Brother (for getting me addicted to a programme I hate, full of people I hate and yet can't stop watching).

Send the lot over, but before you do let me have their money, they have not earned it anyhow.

Christina Aguilera and all those Pop Idol contestants

-Davina McCall
-Sarah Lancashire
-James Nesbitt
-Carol Vorderman
-Claire Sweeney
-Tara Palmer Tomkinson
-Jordan
-Jeremy Clarkson
-All so called celebs who have found fame through Big Brother

Originally posted by "maxt"

Jim Davidson
Bernard Manning
Bobby Knutt
The Chuckle Brothers
Elvis' corpse
Casts of soaps
Breakfast show presenters


To start with. I reserve the right to return with further entries.

No! Not the Chuckle Brothers! Theyre not annoying theyre funny!

What about Justin Trousersnake?

LOL @ "Trousersnake" :lol:

Yeah... cry him a river or something - chuck him on!

i think it should be "the death coach" now not bus :p

or to add a hint of realism ' the death train'....

check the points? what points?

add to it, Neil Warnock, mickey Adams, Chris Kamara, DaveBassett, and finally tie 'Own Morrison' to the roof rack!

Noel Edmonds now he has emerged from the grave:suspect:

Noel Edmonds now he has emerged from the grave:suspect:

Please don't diss the tidy beard. Noel and Deal or No Deal is now English folk law.

Shall we go to a break?

Please don't diss the tidy beard. Noel and Deal or No Deal is now English folk law.

Shall we go to a break?
OK I'll settle for Dave Lee Travis and thats my final offer:)

Jim Davidson
Bernard Manning
Bobby Knutt
The Chuckle Brothers
Elvis' corpse
Casts of soaps
Breakfast show presenters


To start with. I reserve the right to return with further entries.
Bit too late to stick Elvis on the bus isnt it !

Stick him in the boot to create another space on the bus - and by the way, its a double decker....

Can somebody explain what the death bus is

Its a bus that you KNOW is going to go over a large cliff and have no survivors.

Who would you want on it ?

What do you call a bus full of 35 "celebs" going over a cliff?

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A Good Start!!!!! :hihi:

Oo too much fun.....here we go

1. Rory "The Adoniod" McGrarth
2. Dale "The Orange Botox" Winton
3. Scarlet "Horseface" Johanson
4. John "Scum" Mc Cririck
5. Vannessa "Pretentious" Feltz
6. Cilla "Chav" Black
7. Barry "Shouty" Scott
8. Ainsley "The Chin" Harriot
9. Loyd "The Voice" Grossman
10 Paul "The Wrinkle" Nicholas

OOH *excited* I've just thought of my number one.....Move down the bus please Mr McGrarth to make room for...........................................Cele brity Beauty Editor (my backside) Nadine "The Face Lift" Baggot from the very well lit adverts for Oil of Ulay or what ever its called this week

And all the moderators on here for not letting me use foul lanuage to describe my feelings for the people on my list.:hihi:

Please don't diss the tidy beard. Noel and Deal or No Deal is now English folk law.

Shall we go to a break?

Yes, I like the show, but dont like him.Why doesnt he have a shave ? Has everyone forgotten my fav.hate personality "Jonathon Ross" (However does he get his money ? :huh:

"Jonathon Ross" (However does he get his money ?)
By repeating the same knob jokes for 25 years.

By repeating the same knob jokes for 25 years.
And hes not even funny is his ? Compare him with Lee Evans or Robin Williams(no deal) :rant:

You can throw them on the bus aswell for all i care. ;)

You can throw them on the bus aswell for all i care. ;)
Chris, thought you had a sense of humour.Who do you like ????

I dunno, i'm angry this morning. *grins* Why is Russell Brand being touted as a wonderful new comedian, when all he ever talks about is his "winky"? Its all a never ending flow of knob jokes. :)

This isnt a thread about what i like anyway. Throw Gordon Ramsey on the bus aswell, the bully.

Yes, I like the show, but dont like him.Why doesnt he have a shave ?
this is why
(Photos of NE having the beard shaved for charity! scroll down and you will see a couple of pictures of him sans beard:gag: )

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/low/entertainment/showbiz/1300654.stm

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Jim Davidson
Bernard Manning
Bobby Knutt
The Chuckle Brothers
Elvis' corpse
Casts of soaps
Breakfast show presenters


To start with. I reserve the right to return with further entries.good choice Max. How's about Lenny Henry and Les Dennis for good measure :)

I'd buy one way tickets for:

Lulu
Paris Hilton
Girls Aloud (Then they'd be Girls Quiet As The Grave)
Gordon Ramsey
All Footballers' Wives (if only one can go then make it Pig Nose 'Posh')
Grace and Cesar off BB
Arlene Philips
Frank Skinner
Gillian McKeith

PLEASE PLEASE make room for the actresses who play ... liz McDonnald and deidre barlow (sp?) ... I'll even pay for the fuel
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Jonathan 'Perv' King
Gary 'Perv' Glitter
Sandi 'Funny as a train crash' Toksvig
Make sure the first two are near the gas tank.

Richard Madeley
Kelvin McKenzie
Frankie Dettori
Any beyond reality tv personage, audience, contestant, presenter, the lot of them.
Donald Rumsfeld
Sharon Osbourne
Bryan Adams
Mick Hucknall
Huxley Pig (always hated that pig)
Bernard Matthews
Bernard Manning
Bernard
The Poddington Peas .......

....... could easily get RSI from this ........

big cook & little cook

Looks like standing room only left

Amanda Holden - It would be so not right if she wasn't on there
Would it be in order for me to inspect and punch her ticket before she gets on the bus?:love: :hihi: :love: