Should Cannibalism be made legal?

Is this for real? :lol:

Or are you hoping that people read "Cannabis" instead of "Cannibalism" :wink:

I often eat a few Vegans for breakfast :D

Is cannibalism practised in the UK?

Originally posted by "Tony Ruscoe"

Is this for real? :lol:

Or are you hoping that people read "Cannabis" instead of "Cannibalism" :wink:
I actually read it as Cannabis. Maybe speed reading isn't such a good idea after all!

do you think sheffielders taste different to other people in the country?

If I crashed onboard a plane in a very remote mountain range, then yes I think it should be legal to eat my fellow passengers... :lol:

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Anyone else seen the movie "Alive" :wink:

is this a complete mickey take? You've even copied all my poll answers from the vote I made up for cannabis!

Um ... yes. It is a complete mickey take.

Originally posted by "Foxxx"

is this a complete mickey take? You've even copied all my poll answers from the vote I made up for cannabis!

lol :?

Originally posted by "geoffbowen"

If I crashed onboard a plane in a very remote mountain range, then yes I think it should be legal to eat my fellow passengers... :lol:

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Anyone else seen the movie "Alive" :wink:

Yep. But no-one's eating my ass! :lol:

Two cannibals were talking. The first says, "Man, I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "So, try the potatoes."

I can't believe we are talking about this subject lol

I won't even mention the cannibal that ate a clown and said, "this tastes funny!"

:roll:

Just checked the results and 50% of peple have tried it!!!

You guys want to watch your colestrol, make you sure get 5 portions of fruit and veg a day :)

Originally posted by "Foxxx"

is this a complete mickey take? You've even copied all my poll answers from the vote I made up for cannabis!
Me thinks he may have been smoking too much dope. Now tell me it's a good thing.

No one knows what one would do in certain circumstances, if one was starving to death and there was no food, one might sucumb to eating another human being.

I would have to be really desperate with no chance of survival, if there were no roots or plants or water to survive on and even then I couldnt kill someone in order to eat their body, the thought would be too horrible to contemplate.

In any case, if one did do that and survived to get back to civilisation, one would find oneself on a murder charge even if they had not killed it would still be brought in as murder.

I think it should be made legal and I'm sure people would hae a different taste depending what they ate when alive veggie, vegan etc. We could even use the fat from the obese to make dripping.

bloody ell you found an old thread, and what made you search for cannabalism? you deviant :P

i eat my wife regulaly. :gag:

i eat my wife regulaly. :gag:
so do i :D

oh no wait, i mean

errrrrm
*gets coat*

lmao. :hihi::hihi::hihi:

Should Cannibalism be made legal?

IIRC, it's not actually illegal:thumbsup:

Is this for real? :lol:

Or are you hoping that people read "Cannabis" instead of "Cannibalism" :wink:

Well if people are so stoned on the former that they engage in ther latter it is effecdtively the same thing. Who knows what a druggie would do?

Anyone who voted 'yes', I'm having a party next week...it's a bring your own buffet. As I am the host, I expect you to bring some for me too (just finger food for me please)

This thread is obviously a satire on the theme of legalisation of cannabis. Truth is neither should be legalised.

Should Cannibalism be made legal?

I met a cannibal who ate a clown .
next day he was at the doctors with the runs.
doctor said he must have eaten something funny.

do you think sheffielders taste different to other people in the country?

Sheffielders taste different to Leeds people. Sheffielders don't have as much brains.

I often eat a few Vegans for breakfast :D

Is cannibalism practised in the UK?

As the rule of thumb is for creatures not to eat creatures that eat creatures. Eating vegans and vegetarians would appear to be the safe option.

I once bit my tongue accidentally and swallowed a small piece of it.

If I cut my finger, I have always instinctively put it to my mouth to suck the blood.

Doesn't that make me a cannibal already :suspect:

I like blondes but couldn't eat a full one.

Should Cannibalism be made legal?

It would certainly solve two of the major problems facing Africa, starvation and overpopulation.

As Barbara Streisand once sang;
"People, who like people; are the luckiest people"

With the seeming ongoing further erosion of values in this country, maybe it's time some restaurants started catering for Cannibals (in the same way, as say vegetarians).

Suggestions for suitable menu options might include :-
Main course:- Huntingdon Fidget;
Dessert:- Manchester Tart.

Oddly enough I have a cannibal friend who went on holiday a few weeks back. I saw him when he came back and was disturbed to see he had an arm and a leg missing.
"What happened to you, mate?" I said, "I thought you'd been on holiday?"
"I did," he replied, "but I went self-catering".....

Apparently The Romans were scared of the Brits because we used to eat human flesh.

Just a quick warning that cannibalism can be pretty unhealthy, Kuru an unpleasant, incurable, fatal disease very much like Mad Cow Disease was endemic amongst cannibalistic tribes in New Guinea.


As the rule of thumb is for creatures not to eat creatures that eat creatures. Eating vegans and vegetarians would appear to be the safe option.
You sure about this? Shrews along with numerous other small mammals are a prey species as are huge numbers of fish which eat other fish, many sea birds are prey species as are seals, penguins...

From Weird Asia News http://www.weirdasianews.com/ :

The Next Magazine, a weekly publication from Hong Kong, reported that infant corpses and fetuses have become the newest supplements for health and beauty in China. Not only is the placenta considered a beauty remedy, but also aborted fetuses are much sought after delicacies. In Guangdong, gourmet body parts are in high demand and can even be purchased through hospitals. The magazine’s investigations into this form of cannibalism took them to Liaoning province.

According to The Next Magazine, during a banquet hosted by a Taiwanese businessman, a servant Ms Liu from Liaoning province on the mainland inadvertently revealed the habit of eating infants/fetuses in Liaoning province and her intention to return for the supplement due to health concerns. The Taiwanese women present were horrified.

Ms Liu also disclosed that even though people can afford the human parts there are still waiting lists and those with the right connections get the “highest quality” human parts, which translates to the more mature fetuses. A male fetus is considered the “prime” human part.

At the The Next Magazine’s request, Ms Liu personally escorted the reporter to a location where a fetus was being prepared. The reporter observed a woman chopping up a male fetus and making soup from the placenta. During the process, the woman even tried to comfort everyone by saying, “Don’t be afraid, this is just the flesh of a higher animal.”

The boy’s remains were cremated in the mountains in accordance with the customs of the region.

In fact, in China, reports about meals made from infant flesh have surfaced from time to time. A video is on the Internet for people to view. In the introduction, the Chinese claim that eating a human fetus is an art form.

On March 22, 2003, police in Bingyan, Guangxi Province seized 28 female babies smuggled in a truck from Yulin, Guangxi Province going to Houzhou in Anhui Province. The oldest baby was only three months old. The babies were packed three or four to a bag and many of them were near death�none were claimed by their parents.

On the morning of October 9, 2004, a person rifling through the garbage on the outskirts of Jiuquan city in the Suzhou region, found dismembered babies in a dumpster. There were two heads, two torsos, four arms, and six legs. According to the investigation, these corpses were no more than a week old and they had been dismembered after cooking.

Although China has laws that prohibit the eating of human fetus, the regime’s forced abortions to ensure the one child policy is strictly adhered to thereby creating many opportunities for these sorts of atrocities to occur.

What would make people do such a thing without any fear of condemnation? Since Mao’s Cultural Revolution, a complete lack of morality and respect for human life has become the norm in China. Over time, domination by the Chinese Communist regime has led to inhuman behavior and human rights violations resulting in abnormal practices such as cannibalism.

If it was legal I'd give it a go.