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slimsid2000
04-05-2004, 15:40
Am intersted in amusing/embarrasing but true stories about them for a story. Call it a bit of research. Any info supplies will be strictly confidental.

DaBouncer
04-05-2004, 15:44
Well it came to the attention of a colleague of mine that her milk (at work) was being stolen by a fellow colleague of ours.

So she decided to add some laxative (liquid variety) into a fresh bottle at the start of the week.
Meanwhile she used powdered for that week.

It was amusing to see this guy rushing to and from the bog for at least 2 days (obviously unaware of why it was happening to him).
The milk didn't all go (I think he figured it out).

Needless to say... she doesn't have a problem with him stealing her milk anymore.:D

scatterheart
04-05-2004, 16:18
When I was younger me and my best friend used to be in Air Cadets, and another girl from our class at school who we didnt like also went. This girl was a right idiot, and so one week before we went camping with cadets, we went to town and bought some chocolate laxative. One night on the camp, we decided to offer this girl a bit of "chocolate", in fact, we generously let her have the whole bar. Needless to say, she needed a few loo breaks the next day :P

vampy
04-05-2004, 17:24
netto 'summer fun' lovely bubbly cola.

drink 2litres of that and you'll have yourself a story from first hand experience.

first it sends you wappy and then.......*sigh*

memories..

Geoff
04-05-2004, 18:49
Sorry... but this isn't a suitable thread for Sheffield Forum.

Direct accusations of thought police etc. to > null@editoralright.null

Perhaps the original poster can contact me and give a good reason why we want this potentially disgusting thread online... ;)