Yet again, hordes of people who enjoy working like slaves for a living flocked to Sheffield and choked our town centre with their superb displays of illegal parking, every day last week.

What fun it was to move around Sheffield all last week. Especially at rush hour.

Should the work places be forced to relocate to areas away from the towns where they can build new work places and provide parking for their fanatics?

Or should they be made to pay for park & ride facilities away from the town, and lay on the transport?

Either way, the workplaces should have to pay more to the Police to cover the overtime costs, and the poice should sort out these inconsiderate workers parking.

Roll on the redundancy for everyone!

Yet again, hordes of people who enjoy meandering through crowded shops in Sheffield flocked to Sheffield and choked our town centre with their superb displays of illegal parking.

What fun it was to move around Sheffield yesterday.

Should the shops be forced to relocate to areas away from the towns where they can build new shops and provide parking for their fanatics?

Or should they be made to pay for park & ride facilities away from the town, and lay on the transport?

Either way, the shops should have to pay more to the Police to cover the overtime costs, and the poice should sort out these inconsiderate shoppers parking.

Roll on the end of shopping season.

Yet again, hordes of people who enjoy [add anything vaguely interesting that people enjoy or have to do that might upset the analy retentive] flocked to Sheffield and choked our town centre with their superb displays of illegal parking.

What fun it was to move around Sheffield yesterday.

Should the [entertainment institutions] be forced to relocate to areas away from the towns where they can build new [places] and provide parking for their fanatics?

Or should they be made to pay for park & ride facilities away from the town, and lay on the transport?

Either way, the clubs should have to pay more to the Police to cover the overtime costs, and the poice should sort out these inconsiderate [people seeking entertainment] parking.

Roll on the end of [whatever]

What an innovative, original thought.

Such a creative mind, capable of expanding new horizons and breaking into new areas of debate, is surely wasted on the Forum.


Immitation is the most honest form of flattery. :hihi:

CraigS18, perhaps we should move Sheffield in its entirety. Where would you suggest? :hihi:

Grumpy men *everywhere*.... I don't know...tsk tsk. :D